Mystery - The door was unlocked.
 

When I woke up today my frontdoor was unlocked.

1: I know I locked the door, even my GF heard when I tried to open it when it was locked yesterday.

2: I don't think me or my gf could have open it while sleepwalking. Non of us is a sleepwalker and both of us usually wakes up when the otherone goes up.

3: I doubt anyone would have tried to break in since there's a big sign on the door with my Rottweiler on it. And there's mostly turkish people living in my apartment building and they're scared to death by her.

4: Oh, and there have been no ghost activity here either. :1orglaugh

So what the fuck is going on? :Oh crap

shit man, if I were you, i'd be paranoid for the next months right now about this

so just assume that your gf left silently in the middle of the night to fuck another guy and when she came back, she forgot to lock the door

Hmmmmm.... You may be on to something.

call ghostbusters !!!

What a dirty mind!... May be you you actually unlocked the door and forget it.. memory gap.

whatever way it was, it seems you are in trouble

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nope, it was very late and we where going to bed.

Ghost :disgust

lol but really that's what prolly happened.

who else has a key?

Just me and my gf. And everyone in the building changed locks 2 weeks ago.

Sorry, i was the former tenant and like to use my key to come into the apartment to anally probe you and your girlfriend. Didn't think you'd realize but after all the ketamine i've been using lately i guess im getting sloppy.

Your girlfriend is fucking a Turk.