David Beckham will be the biggest let down in American history - GoFuckYourself.com

Blue Player · 07-12-2007, 02:11 PM

His arrival in America will just reinforce Americans opinions of football.

Everyone will be expecting him to tackle players, take on a team on his own and then score unreal goals.

Reality is that he is just very precise with his crosses and this is where he will fuck up. LA Galaxy dont have any strikers of any calibre for him to pass to. He will cross the ball no-one will pick it up and it will just get wasted.

Within 2 months him and his pouting wife will be a laughing stock.

MetaMan · 07-12-2007, 02:12 PM

David Beckham told me to tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP

The Duck · 07-12-2007, 02:14 PM

He will laugh all the way to the bank.

needlive · 07-12-2007, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

David Beckham told me to tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP

Phoenix · 07-12-2007, 02:17 PM

im sure he will be ok.

hes probably at least better then the majority of players he will play over here.

so he should be able to shine...all they need is a few more cheap imports that play the same style and hes setup for the highlight reel

Poppy · 07-12-2007, 02:23 PM

He will be fine, as will the Galaxy. They just signed Carlos Pavon, from Honduras and the guy can finish.

Gentle_Ben · 07-12-2007, 02:23 PM

exactly. although not in the prime of his career, he's still probably a million times better than any of the substandard US players, so he'll probably do pretty well

Sosa · 07-12-2007, 02:25 PM

who cares, he plays soccer, americans don't care about soccer

Gentle_Ben · 07-12-2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by poppy

He will be fine, as will the Galaxy. They just signed Carlos Pavon, from Honduras and the guy can finish.

yeah?! thats cool, I'm going to Honduras in August. I'll have to brush up on my honduran football knowledge

Blue Player · 07-12-2007, 02:26 PM

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He will be fine, as will the Galaxy. They just signed Carlos Pavon, from Honduras and the guy can finish.

Why didnt say sign the Poppy? You are so much better and sexy my little paulie.

Poppy · 07-12-2007, 02:29 PM

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Why didnt say sign the Poppy? You are so much better and sexy my little paulie.

Brother Bilo · 07-12-2007, 02:29 PM

I'm sure he'll do as well as American's expect, and since they don't expect anything from a sport they don't watch, it won't be hard to meet.

Dvae · 07-12-2007, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue Player

His arrival in America will just reinforce Americans opinions of football.

Everyone will be expecting him to tackle players, take on a team on his own and then score unreal goals.

Reality is that he is just very precise with his crosses and this is where he will fuck up. LA Galaxy dont have any strikers of any calibre for him to pass to. He will cross the ball no-one will pick it up and it will just get wasted.

Within 2 months him and his pouting wife will be a laughing stock.

And now that he is in America its called Soccer. Its not Football.
And yes we could care less about Soccer.

Kevin Cunningham · 07-12-2007, 02:31 PM

Don't follow soccer very closely but I think you're wrong.

aico · 07-12-2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sosa

who cares, he plays soccer, americans don't care about soccer

Quoted for truth. Only things going to be let down is him and his ego, cuz not enough people give a shit, and some rich fucking producer, who will promise her movie roles, will steal his wife in about 1 year, mark my words.

FakeNick · 07-12-2007, 02:38 PM

you are wrong george bush already has that job title

D · 07-12-2007, 02:39 PM

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David Beckham will be the biggest let down in American history

I'd venture to guess that no matter how much of a disappointment Beckham may or may not be, at the end of the day, Benedict Arnold would still qualify as a bigger let-down in American History.

scottybuzz · 07-12-2007, 02:40 PM

Just you wait, if he can make the enlgish crazy about him, then americans will be easy.

Americans love dum english men and thats a fact.

CosmicTang · 07-12-2007, 02:41 PM

Americans love celebrity even more, and they've both got it in spades.

_Richard_ · 07-12-2007, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

David Beckham told me to tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP

KimJI · 07-12-2007, 02:43 PM

It will be interesting to see if soccer could get accepted in the US. I really believe it would do well for the nation. It would give the kids a reason to go outside and play a less violent game. It will also give the Americans a chance to interact with the rest of your continent on a whole new level.

There are to many breaks in baseball and Football. Soccer is a lot more action

voa · 07-12-2007, 02:49 PM

He is the big star and good player.

Violetta · 07-12-2007, 02:52 PM

It doesnt matter if the striker is blind of fat. Beckham will hit him with perfect balls that are impossible to miss.

kane · 07-12-2007, 02:53 PM

The 9 people in america that care about soccer will love watching him. the rest of us will forget about him in a week.

mikeyddddd · 07-12-2007, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by KimJI

Soccer is a lot more action

KimJI · 07-12-2007, 03:00 PM

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CosmicTang · 07-12-2007, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by KimJI

It will be interesting to see if soccer could get accepted in the US. I really believe it would do well for the nation. It would give the kids a reason to go outside and play a less violent game. It will also give the Americans a chance to interact with the rest of your continent on a whole new level.

There are to many breaks in baseball and Football. Soccer is a lot more action

Soccer has been popular before in America. The NY Cosmos were THE thing back in the late 70's and early 80's. The thing was that they had star power and celebrity.

Pele, Chinaglia, Beckenbauer, Birkenmeier, et. al.

If the MLS packs itself with International soccer stars, people will go watch.

And make no mistake, Beckham is a star. And her husband ain't bad either. America will eat these two up.

KimJI · 07-12-2007, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicTang

Soccer has been popular before in America. The NY Cosmos were THE thing back in the late 70's and early 80's. The thing was that they had star power and celebrity.

Pele, Chinaglia, Beckenbauer, Birkenmeier, et. al.

If the MLS packs itself with International soccer stars, people will go watch.

And make no mistake, Beckham is a star. And her husband ain't bad either. America will eat these two up.

When I say "popular" I mean like it is here in Europe, or the rest of the world even - exept The US

Sarah_Jayne · 07-12-2007, 04:32 PM

Funny in the rest of the world he is the star and we just put up with his wife to be nice.

uno · 07-12-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by KimJI

It will be interesting to see if soccer could get accepted in the US. I really believe it would do well for the nation. It would give the kids a reason to go outside and play a less violent game. It will also give the Americans a chance to interact with the rest of your continent on a whole new level.

There are to many breaks in baseball and Football. Soccer is a lot more action

I worked for the MLS for the first few years it started.

*by work i mean name dropped and hung out on the field and in the private dining areas with the players while pretending to be useful.

Pleasurepays · 07-12-2007, 05:11 PM

funny that anyone else in the world thinks that Americans watch soccer. no one cares. Soccer will never compete with basketball, football, hockey and baseball and the other 5 billion extreme sports popping up everyday. Soccer in europe and most of the world is driven by nationalism... thats never going to be the case here.

Red Ezra · 07-13-2007, 02:17 AM

but he'll look good doing it - it's all image and hype at this point

Sexsitesurfer · 07-13-2007, 02:32 AM

Becks is a great team player, he runs all day, distributes well, crosses well, gets into space well andtackles well. He is not the fastest or most skilful though and cannot be expected to win games on his own.

I think he will help raise the players around him and improve team play and hopefully he'll be a success. He always gives 100% and LOVES football.

Good luck to him, I hope the critics aren't expecting a miracle!

he-fox · 07-13-2007, 02:40 AM

coming in US is for the Becks more about making it into Hollywood than playing soccer. He will fuck up as soccer player, but they will be all over the media, with reality shit and movies.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

KILL_FRENZY · 07-13-2007, 06:23 AM

David isn't the player that he was few years ago .

07-12-2007, 02:11 PM	#1
Blue Player So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 679	David Beckham will be the biggest let down in American history His arrival in America will just reinforce Americans opinions of football. Everyone will be expecting him to tackle players, take on a team on his own and then score unreal goals. Reality is that he is just very precise with his crosses and this is where he will fuck up. LA Galaxy dont have any strikers of any calibre for him to pass to. He will cross the ball no-one will pick it up and it will just get wasted. Within 2 months him and his pouting wife will be a laughing stock.

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Gentle_Ben Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Barcelona Posts: 733	exactly. although not in the prime of his career, he's still probably a million times better than any of the substandard US players, so he'll probably do pretty well __________________ ICQ ME: 203-810-401

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	David Beckham told me to tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	who cares, he plays soccer, americans don't care about soccer

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Brother Bilo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in cage Posts: 4,193	I'm sure he'll do as well as American's expect, and since they don't expect anything from a sport they don't watch, it won't be hard to meet. __________________

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KimJI Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Location: So fucking gone Posts: 1,839	It will be interesting to see if soccer could get accepted in the US. I really believe it would do well for the nation. It would give the kids a reason to go outside and play a less violent game. It will also give the Americans a chance to interact with the rest of your continent on a whole new level. There are to many breaks in baseball and Football. Soccer is a lot more action __________________ Trafficadept \| Best traffic I have ever tested \| web "@t" cuul.org

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voa Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 16,532	He is the big star and good player.

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	The 9 people in america that care about soccer will love watching him. the rest of us will forget about him in a week.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Funny in the rest of the world he is the star and we just put up with his wife to be nice.

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	funny that anyone else in the world thinks that Americans watch soccer. no one cares. Soccer will never compete with basketball, football, hockey and baseball and the other 5 billion extreme sports popping up everyday. Soccer in europe and most of the world is driven by nationalism... thats never going to be the case here.

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Red Ezra redezra.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: Vegas Baby! Posts: 4,680	but he'll look good doing it - it's all image and hype at this point

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Sexsitesurfer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Porn land Posts: 3,157	Becks is a great team player, he runs all day, distributes well, crosses well, gets into space well andtackles well. He is not the fastest or most skilful though and cannot be expected to win games on his own. I think he will help raise the players around him and improve team play and hopefully he'll be a success. He always gives 100% and LOVES football. Good luck to him, I hope the critics aren't expecting a miracle! __________________ Paul DDF Productions Marketing manager Skype: Marketing.DDF ICQ: 316302313 Cell: +36 30 732 6076 [email protected]

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he-fox Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico Posts: 2,884	coming in US is for the Becks more about making it into Hollywood than playing soccer. He will fuck up as soccer player, but they will be all over the media, with reality shit and movies. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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