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de-ranged · 07-12-2007, 09:22 PM

I'm not talking robbery or fraud or anything like that. But a DWI, or Assault or stupid shit like that? Let's share...I'll share my two stories later down the thread.

Spunky · 07-12-2007, 09:24 PM

I clubbed a darkie breaking into my house.

de-ranged · 07-12-2007, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I clubbed a darkie breaking into my house.

Nice...good for you. did you end up in county for that? or was it legal.

Spunky · 07-12-2007, 09:29 PM

8 months for self defence..that's justice..he did get brain dammage though..damn crackheads

ytcracker · 07-12-2007, 09:30 PM

i fucking hate jail

Zoose · 07-12-2007, 09:47 PM

I spent 5 hours in a holding cell once for 'failure to appear'. That's right, failure to appear. Don't fuck with me I'm a hardened criminal.

Lesson learned: don't drink til 5 am when you have court the next day ( for a speeding ticket or some shit ).

BusterBunny · 07-12-2007, 09:53 PM

i was put in the holding cell that michael jackson got in santa barbra for a m.i.p. in isla vista

de-ranged · 07-12-2007, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ytcracker

i fucking hate jail

lol, that's the idea I guess...did my share in the can. Had an assault (1) for an asshole that tried to take my girls pocketbook out of the mall. Caught the guy and beat him half to death. He lost an eye and can't walk right but it was worth it. Was charged with a felony assault because I "caused serious" injury...and I kicked him a few times (Using my shoe as a deadly weapon), plus I was a bit bigger than he was (i'm 6'3" 250 - he was like 5ft 150lbs), his bad, am I right?. 6mos! Then I got in a fight in Rikers isl. While waiting transfer to franklin penitentiary over my lunch believe it or not, and got 9 months tacked on. Fucking bullshit. The guy stole my girl bag and ran! What the fuck are you supposed to do? This world is a fucked up place.

Couple years later a friend had a gun in my car, which I had no idea (I swear) and started shooting out the window. While I pulled over to kick him the fuck out, Not the smartest thing in the world I guess, the good 'ol NYPD showed up...12 months! I was out in 6. But NEVER want to go back. Puts a real damper on your day.

de-ranged · 07-12-2007, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoose

I spent 5 hours in a holding cell once for 'failure to appear'. That's right, failure to appear. Don't fuck with me I'm a hardened criminal.

Lesson learned: don't drink til 5 am when you have court the next day ( for a speeding ticket or some shit ).

Isn't that bullshit! you get a speeding ticket, forget about it, and your in jail!!! Don't fuck with the government's money, lol.

"But they want to re-habiliate" - what a crock of shit.

montel · 07-13-2007, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by de-ranged

lol, that's the idea I guess...did my share in the can. Had an assault (1) for an asshole that tried to take my girls pocketbook out of the mall. Caught the guy and beat him half to death. He lost an eye and can't walk right but it was worth it. Was charged with a felony assault because I "caused serious" injury...and I kicked him a few times (Using my shoe as a deadly weapon), plus I was a bit bigger than he was (i'm 6'3" 250 - he was like 5ft 150lbs), his bad, am I right?. 6mos! Then I got in a fight in Rikers isl. While waiting transfer to franklin penitentiary over my lunch believe it or not, and got 9 months tacked on. Fucking bullshit. The guy stole my girl bag and ran! What the fuck are you supposed to do? This world is a fucked up place.

Couple years later a friend had a gun in my car, which I had no idea (I swear) and started shooting out the window. While I pulled over to kick him the fuck out, Not the smartest thing in the world I guess, the good 'ol NYPD showed up...12 months! I was out in 6. But NEVER want to go back. Puts a real damper on your day.

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Axzar · 07-13-2007, 01:16 AM

Three days Bread and Water (and the Bible) in the Brig! I can make kick ass breadimations!

tical · 07-13-2007, 01:20 AM

i learned how to braid my own hair when i got locked up for a day heh

DaddyHalbucks · 07-13-2007, 01:29 AM

I have heard of guys who have been assaulted by a woman. The woman calls the cops, and guess who gets hauled away in cuffs?

VicD · 07-13-2007, 03:02 AM

I did some time but you only wanna talk about stupid shit?

Sarah_Jayne · 07-13-2007, 04:28 AM

Nearest I have ever, gladly, been is watching Oz and Prison Break.

Jman · 07-13-2007, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by de-ranged

lol, that's the idea I guess...did my share in the can. Had an assault (1) for an asshole that tried to take my girls pocketbook out of the mall. Caught the guy and beat him half to death. He lost an eye and can't walk right but it was worth it. Was charged with a felony assault because I "caused serious" injury...and I kicked him a few times (Using my shoe as a deadly weapon), plus I was a bit bigger than he was (i'm 6'3" 250 - he was like 5ft 150lbs), his bad, am I right?. 6mos! Then I got in a fight in Rikers isl. While waiting transfer to franklin penitentiary over my lunch believe it or not, and got 9 months tacked on. Fucking bullshit. The guy stole my girl bag and ran! What the fuck are you supposed to do? This world is a fucked up place.

Couple years later a friend had a gun in my car, which I had no idea (I swear) and started shooting out the window. While I pulled over to kick him the fuck out, Not the smartest thing in the world I guess, the good 'ol NYPD showed up...12 months! I was out in 6. But NEVER want to go back. Puts a real damper on your day.

You deserved every minute of it. Someone steal a pocket book and you beat him enough to lose an eye. I would of put you in a cell with a 6'9" black guy ready to ram it it your ass.

Being proud of this makes you a even bigger loser.

J. Falcon · 07-13-2007, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by de-ranged

lol, that's the idea I guess...did my share in the can. Had an assault (1) for an asshole that tried to take my girls pocketbook out of the mall. Caught the guy and beat him half to death. He lost an eye and can't walk right but it was worth it. Was charged with a felony assault because I "caused serious" injury...and I kicked him a few times (Using my shoe as a deadly weapon), plus I was a bit bigger than he was (i'm 6'3" 250 - he was like 5ft 150lbs), his bad, am I right?. 6mos! Then I got in a fight in Rikers isl. While waiting transfer to franklin penitentiary over my lunch believe it or not, and got 9 months tacked on. Fucking bullshit. The guy stole my girl bag and ran! What the fuck are you supposed to do? This world is a fucked up place.

Are you still with that girl?

07-12-2007, 09:22 PM	#1
de-ranged Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 33	Anyone here do time? Swap prison stories I'm not talking robbery or fraud or anything like that. But a DWI, or Assault or stupid shit like that? Let's share...I'll share my two stories later down the thread. __________________ De-Ranged ---------- Coming to fuck up your world

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