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cheekycherry · 09-03-2002, 06:55 AM

After being ripped off by so called 'designers' I am tired of taking risks on bullshit graphic n00bs that seem to use MS fucking Paint!

I have a backlog of graphic work that needs doing and still nobody who I trust enough to set to work!

Here's my test for you 'designers':

I don't just want a good looking design - any fucker can do that...

I need just 1 banner designing that pulls in at least a 1% click through ratio, 2% or higher would be great but I don't expect miracles!

I will pay the going rate and if your work is good, you better make space in your diary for stuff I need doing - cos it's going to be full!

Are you a designer yourself? Or can you recommend anybody that you have used?

if so, SPAM here please or email me with examples of your work - sell yourself to me! gfy AT penisadvantage DOT com

Thanks

Zayne E. · 09-03-2002, 07:01 AM

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GotGauge · 09-03-2002, 07:06 AM

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cheekycherry · 09-03-2002, 07:09 AM

You IS the daddy!

There is no doubt that your stuff looks good, but can you give me your assurance you know how to make them pull in the clicks?

FATPad · 09-03-2002, 07:10 AM

I can give you my assurance that my banners not only pull in clicks, they cure cancer.

$tandaman · 09-03-2002, 07:12 AM

http://design.likewhoa.com

cheekycherry · 09-03-2002, 07:17 AM

FatPad, I'll take a million! :-)

Naughty · 09-03-2002, 07:36 AM

We can never garantee the clicks will be awesome, however ... we designed a lot of banners and we never had a single complaint.

I have heard of one client that their clicks went up a lot. Hit me on ICQ if you wanna know more. 125586484.

Fletch XXX · 09-03-2002, 08:01 AM

Schedule is packed but I can always do a banner or 20 for someone.

I however, gaurantee clicks. If you have the right content.

Its kinda like when someone walks in a Barber shop with a picture of a haircut. "Make me look like that."

You got content that someone wants to see? Theyll click your banner.

;)

http://69khz.com/banners.html

cheekycherry · 09-03-2002, 08:12 AM

Thanks for your replies guys...

I will be contacting 1 or 2 of you shortly...

Matt

hyper · 09-03-2002, 08:17 AM

you may wanna check out Hungryman too

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LoveAsianChicks · 09-03-2002, 08:20 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

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cheekycherry · 09-03-2002, 08:31 AM

I don't care if they look like pish as long as they pull clicks!

SR · 09-03-2002, 08:35 AM

Depending on the niche some fugly banners get more clicks then smooth looking ones

Fletch XXX · 09-03-2002, 08:37 AM

heres more for you to rag on.

http://69khz.com/banners/nowhiring/

Enjoy.

hehehe

09-03-2002, 06:55 AM	#1
cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	Banner design needed - You must be GOOD! After being ripped off by so called 'designers' I am tired of taking risks on bullshit graphic n00bs that seem to use MS fucking Paint! I have a backlog of graphic work that needs doing and still nobody who I trust enough to set to work! Here's my test for you 'designers': I don't just want a good looking design - any fucker can do that... I need just 1 banner designing that pulls in at least a 1% click through ratio, 2% or higher would be great but I don't expect miracles! I will pay the going rate and if your work is good, you better make space in your diary for stuff I need doing - cos it's going to be full! Are you a designer yourself? Or can you recommend anybody that you have used? if so, SPAM here please or email me with examples of your work - sell yourself to me! gfy AT penisadvantage DOT com Thanks

09-03-2002, 07:06 AM	#3
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09-03-2002, 07:36 AM	#8
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,482	We can never garantee the clicks will be awesome, however ... we designed a lot of banners and we never had a single complaint. I have heard of one client that their clicks went up a lot. Hit me on ICQ if you wanna know more. 125586484. __________________ seks.ai for sale - ping me

09-03-2002, 08:01 AM	#9
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Schedule is packed but I can always do a banner or 20 for someone. I however, gaurantee clicks. If you have the right content. Its kinda like when someone walks in a Barber shop with a picture of a haircut. "Make me look like that." You got content that someone wants to see? Theyll click your banner. ;) http://69khz.com/banners.html __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

09-03-2002, 07:01 AM	#2
Zayne E. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,383	I am busy as hell again, but here's a link to my stuff: http://www.zayneecreations.com/main.html And in response to your other thread, I do have over 1,250 licensed cock images

09-03-2002, 07:09 AM	#4
cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	You IS the daddy! There is no doubt that your stuff looks good, but can you give me your assurance you know how to make them pull in the clicks?

09-03-2002, 07:10 AM	#5
FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	I can give you my assurance that my banners not only pull in clicks, they cure cancer.

09-03-2002, 07:17 AM	#7
cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	FatPad, I'll take a million! :-)

09-03-2002, 08:12 AM	#10
cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	Thanks for your replies guys... I will be contacting 1 or 2 of you shortly... Matt

09-03-2002, 08:17 AM	#11
hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	you may wanna check out Hungryman too http://www.paysitedesign.com/banners.html __________________

09-03-2002, 08:31 AM	#13
cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	I don't care if they look like pish as long as they pull clicks!

09-03-2002, 08:35 AM	#14
SR Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,239	Depending on the niche some fugly banners get more clicks then smooth looking ones

09-03-2002, 08:37 AM	#15
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	heres more for you to rag on. http://69khz.com/banners/nowhiring/ Enjoy. hehehe __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me