Banner design needed - You must be GOOD!
 

After being ripped off by so called 'designers' I am tired of taking risks on bullshit graphic n00bs that seem to use MS fucking Paint!

I have a backlog of graphic work that needs doing and still nobody who I trust enough to set to work!

Here's my test for you 'designers':

I don't just want a good looking design - any fucker can do that...

I need just 1 banner designing that pulls in at least a 1% click through ratio, 2% or higher would be great but I don't expect miracles!

I will pay the going rate and if your work is good, you better make space in your diary for stuff I need doing - cos it's going to be full!

Are you a designer yourself? Or can you recommend anybody that you have used?

if so, SPAM here please or email me with examples of your work - sell yourself to me! gfy AT penisadvantage DOT com

Thanks :thumbsup

I am busy as hell again, but here's a link to my stuff:

http://www.zayneecreations.com/main.html

And in response to your other thread, I do have over 1,250 licensed cock images :thumbsup

Contact Us,
www.darklandstudios.com

icq 22264474
[email protected]

You IS the daddy!

There is no doubt that your stuff looks good, but can you give me your assurance you know how to make them pull in the clicks?

I can give you my assurance that my banners not only pull in clicks, they cure cancer.

FatPad, I'll take a million! :-)

We can never garantee the clicks will be awesome, however ... we designed a lot of banners and we never had a single complaint.

I have heard of one client that their clicks went up a lot. Hit me on ICQ if you wanna know more. 125586484.

Schedule is packed but I can always do a banner or 20 for someone.

I however, gaurantee clicks. If you have the right content.

Its kinda like when someone walks in a Barber shop with a picture of a haircut. "Make me look like that."

You got content that someone wants to see? Theyll click your banner.

;)

http://69khz.com/banners.html

Thanks for your replies guys...

I will be contacting 1 or 2 of you shortly...

Matt :thumbsup

you may wanna check out Hungryman too

http://www.paysitedesign.com/banners.html

Those banners look just terrible.
:thefinger

I don't care if they look like pish as long as they pull clicks!

Depending on the niche some fugly banners get more clicks then smooth looking ones

heres more for you to rag on.

http://69khz.com/banners/nowhiring/

Enjoy.

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