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SpaceAce · 09-02-2002, 10:17 AM

Here's a must-have device.

http://www.tugahoy.com/

Among the claims this person makes:
1) 90% of women "who expressed a preference" prefer to have sex with men who have foreskin.
2) Having a foreskin makes you give off pheremones and will get you laid more often (he doesn't explain how making yourself a new, fake foreskin will do this, though)
3) "Foreskin restoration gives a sensual, lubricating effect, to produce smooth, pleasurable gliding, rather than rubbing and friction." Personally, I don't think sex would be much fun without friction.
4) Foreskins give women multiple orgasms!

The only thing I ever read about foreskins:
1) They trap dirt and cause infetions that make your cock fall off.

Some of the guy's more outrageous claims (foreskins give women multiple orgasms?) make more sense when you realize that his little foreskin stretching machine costs $100 + shipping.

So, to all you uncut guys, according to this website you're living the high life! Be careful around the meat slicer at the deli.

SpaceAce
P.S. "The consensus among studies that have taken these other factors into account is that circumcision is not of value in preventing cancer of the penis."

If there's one thing I do not want, it's cancer of the penis.

redshift · 09-02-2002, 10:42 AM

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High Quality · 09-02-2002, 10:53 AM

Theres also evidence that the orgasm that an uncut man has is orders of magnitude better than the circumsized man's orgasm. I read a whole bunch of crap on it cuz my uncle refused to circumsize his son when he was born and showed me all this paperwork he had.

A lot of it entailed interviewing men who had to get circumsized for whatever medical reasons later in life. Basically the men said stuff like "Before (with foreskin" sex was an 11 out of 10. Now its a 1."

And doctors did shit like testing brainwaves during orgasm and came up with evidence showing that the uncut has much greater activity in the brain (and penis) than the cut man.

So I'd believe what this dude is saying...at least somewhat.

HQ

09-02-2002, 10:17 AM	#1
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	You need new foreskin Here's a must-have device. http://www.tugahoy.com/ Among the claims this person makes: 1) 90% of women "who expressed a preference" prefer to have sex with men who have foreskin. 2) Having a foreskin makes you give off pheremones and will get you laid more often (he doesn't explain how making yourself a new, fake foreskin will do this, though) 3) "Foreskin restoration gives a sensual, lubricating effect, to produce smooth, pleasurable gliding, rather than rubbing and friction." Personally, I don't think sex would be much fun without friction. 4) Foreskins give women multiple orgasms! The only thing I ever read about foreskins: 1) They trap dirt and cause infetions that make your cock fall off. Some of the guy's more outrageous claims (foreskins give women multiple orgasms?) make more sense when you realize that his little foreskin stretching machine costs $100 + shipping. So, to all you uncut guys, according to this website you're living the high life! Be careful around the meat slicer at the deli. SpaceAce P.S. "The consensus among studies that have taken these other factors into account is that circumcision is not of value in preventing cancer of the penis." If there's one thing I do not want, it's cancer of the penis.

09-02-2002, 10:53 AM	#3
High Quality Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 5,741	Theres also evidence that the orgasm that an uncut man has is orders of magnitude better than the circumsized man's orgasm. I read a whole bunch of crap on it cuz my uncle refused to circumsize his son when he was born and showed me all this paperwork he had. A lot of it entailed interviewing men who had to get circumsized for whatever medical reasons later in life. Basically the men said stuff like "Before (with foreskin" sex was an 11 out of 10. Now its a 1." And doctors did shit like testing brainwaves during orgasm and came up with evidence showing that the uncut has much greater activity in the brain (and penis) than the cut man. So I'd believe what this dude is saying...at least somewhat. HQ __________________ RecurCash.com - Averaging $38/sale with 60% revshare in the first 4 months alone! Convert your TEEN traffic today @ better than 1:500 guaranteed. ICQ me: 18287590!

09-02-2002, 10:42 AM	#2
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	I hate that frontpage template