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Old 09-02-2002, 10:17 AM  
SpaceAce
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You need new foreskin

Here's a must-have device.

http://www.tugahoy.com/

Among the claims this person makes:
1) 90% of women "who expressed a preference" prefer to have sex with men who have foreskin.
2) Having a foreskin makes you give off pheremones and will get you laid more often (he doesn't explain how making yourself a new, fake foreskin will do this, though)
3) "Foreskin restoration gives a sensual, lubricating effect, to produce smooth, pleasurable gliding, rather than rubbing and friction." Personally, I don't think sex would be much fun without friction.
4) Foreskins give women multiple orgasms!

The only thing I ever read about foreskins:
1) They trap dirt and cause infetions that make your cock fall off.

Some of the guy's more outrageous claims (foreskins give women multiple orgasms?) make more sense when you realize that his little foreskin stretching machine costs $100 + shipping.

So, to all you uncut guys, according to this website you're living the high life! Be careful around the meat slicer at the deli.

SpaceAce
P.S. "The consensus among studies that have taken these other factors into account is that circumcision is not of value in preventing cancer of the penis."

If there's one thing I do not want, it's cancer of the penis.
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