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BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 08:20 AM

Live Earth is being broadcast around the world today featuring over 100 musical acts performing on all 7 continents!

If you're in the USA the Bravo channel is airing it all day, with the networks picking it up in primetime. If you're in another country, check your local listings.

If you live on Teh Internets you can watch it live at:

www.liveearth.msn.com

I will be providing expert gay homosexual analysis of today's Bravo coverage as the day goes on..........

»Rob Content« · 07-07-2007, 08:23 AM

Are you watching because you care for the planet, or are you waiting to see Bono in tight leather pants?

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 08:23 AM

Update #1

Shakira can't sing when she performs live, and almost pulled a Janet Jackson style titty flash not once, but TWICE as she was gyrating around the stage with a black man like a $2 whore and lifting her shirt while doing it.

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 08:36 AM

Update #2

Snow Patrol might not be a sexy bunch of men, and the guy that plays the drums kinda looks like a lesbian, but DAMN they kick ass performing live!

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 08:42 AM

Update #3

Genesis? Orly? I didn't even know they got back together? Oh well, they rocked!

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 08:50 AM

Update #4

Black Eyed Peas are sucking more dick than I do.
LAWDS MERCY when will it be over...........................

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 09:12 AM

Update #5

John Legend shouldn't take it slow, he should take it the fuck off the stage.
Awful!

mikeyddddd · 07-07-2007, 09:21 AM

I'm just waiting for the Gore haters to step in to rant about the concerts not being worthwhile since people are still starving in Africa despite Live Aid.

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 09:23 AM

Update #6

But I won't cry for yesterday, there's an ordinary world,
Somehow I have to find.
And as I try to make my way to the ordinary world,
I will learn to survive.

Duran Duran is still thexy.

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 09:32 AM

Update #7

The Earth has no emergency exits.

The Blue Man Group had an awesome short performance made just for Live Earth Day. Damn those guys are a creative bunch!

geeknik · 07-07-2007, 09:34 AM

Fuck Live Earth and fuck Al Gore.

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/749433-planet-live-earth-supposed-saving.html

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 09:52 AM

Update #8

David Gray: Babylon. This is the first time I've heard him sing this song live, and it's even better than the recorded version. Outstanding.

Nothing better than a talented vocalist, his guitar, and a song he wrote himself. I just love acoustics.

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 10:12 AM

Update #9

So Anthony Kiedis was wearing what could only be described as a "smock", which was pretty gay, ok really gay, but hey it's for Live Earth. Flea was shirtless as always which was kinda hot when he was younger but is becoming less appealing as the years go by. Oh well he's still got a better body than I do......

The Red Hot Chili Peppers gave a great performance as always.

martinsc · 07-07-2007, 10:25 AM

the show in israel should start soon :D

Casa Nova · 07-07-2007, 10:25 AM

How about Enrique iglesias lol

And what the hell I wanna see shakira gyrating on stage! I missed it! Hopefully they replay it lol

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 10:26 AM

Update #10

I thought Garth Brooks retired forever and was never ever going to pick up the guitar again? I think I remember throwing a party a few years back to celebrate the fact I'd never have to hear him again?

Oh well, at least they had audio problems for the first 1/2 of the song and all you could hear was his guitar. That was a definite plus.

Was that a Christian Musics they were playing?

Cripe Mighty..............

swampthing · 07-07-2007, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Update #10

I thought Garth Brooks retired forever and was never ever going to pick up the guitar again? I think I remember throwing a party a few years back to celebrate the fact I'd never have to hear him again?

Oh well, at least they had audio problems for the first 1/2 of the song and all you could hear was his guitar. That was a definite plus.

Was that a Christian Musics they were playing?

Cripe Mighty..............

Can you post your sig code so I can copy?

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 10:33 AM

Update #11

I usually like Linkin Park a lot, but this isn't the best performance I've ever seen them give.

Oh well, they were all hot and sweaty so that kinda made up for it....

Miguel T · 07-07-2007, 10:39 AM

Checking this out ;)
Thanks for the Updates!

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 10:42 AM

Update #12

LAWDS MERCY give some Africans some drums and it's on IT'S ON! Where'd I put my grass skirt?

Uh-oh, song #2....not good.....not good at all................... They brought out some white guy to be the lead singer? what What WHAT? I guess it has something to do with the end apartheid.......

Oh well, save teh Earths!

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 10:46 AM

Update #13

John Legend's back, and he's trying to pretend that he's Marvin Gay.

Hunnay, you're no Marvin Gay!

This is a perfect time to take a bathroom break and get some more Creme Soda (love teh Creme Sodas).

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 10:57 AM

Update #14

Corinne Bailey Rae, you go gurl with your bad self! Excellent vocals and that dress was to die for. Even her backup singers were dressed to perfection.

Class act all the way.

swampthing · 07-07-2007, 11:06 AM

earth to boyalley.

please post sig code so i can copy.

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 11:06 AM

Update #15

Fresh out of rehab, Tom Chaplin did a hell of a job. I'm glad to see him clean and sober, he's starting to look soo much better. Looks like he's lost a ton of weight too.

Good job Keane!

eroswebmaster · 07-07-2007, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Update #1

Shakira can't sing when she performs live, and almost pulled a Janet Jackson style titty flash not once, but TWICE as she was gyrating around the stage with a black man like a $2 whore and lifting her shirt while doing it.

The reason she can't sing live is because she's not lip syncing like all of those other chicks....she performs...she's dancing across the stage etc and still trying to have enough breath to hit notes.

starpimps · 07-07-2007, 11:14 AM

did linkin park and enrique perform yet
thats all that matters
lol

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 11:17 AM

Update #16

BREAKING NEWS: Talentless black gangsters have apparently taken over the stage in Japan. What they did with the talented musicians that should be performing on Live Earth is unknown at this point.

Has anyone ever heard of an inner city gang called "xzibit".

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 11:19 AM

Update #17

AH Mah Niggah!!!!!!!!!! Snoop Dog did his thang and did it well.

PS: I thought he was banned from England? They must have let him in to London cuz it was a special occasions to save teh Earths.

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 11:22 AM

Update #18

Metallica has me bobbing my head like there is a rock hard 9.5" in front of it!

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 11:29 AM

Update #19

Kenna can't sing. At all.

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 11:32 AM

Update #20

Kenna still can't sing.

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 11:37 AM

Update #21

He still Kenna sing at all...........

This is his last song though. Three songs was three too many.

Kenna's so bad he makes me want to go out and pollute something.

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 11:45 AM

Update #22

Rihanna's "Umbrella" song was just not written to be performed live.

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 11:53 AM

Update #23

KT Tunstall's silver stockings are god awful and the audio levels on the mics are fucked so you can hear her background singers more than you can hear her.

I think the big black horse shit on the cherry tree she's trying to sing about.

Train wreck in progress.....................

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 11:59 AM

Update #24

KT Tunstall is still on stage, and I was wrong, her stockings are metallic gold not silver. And yes, that's metallic gold eye shadow that she has on to match.

Moral of this story: Womens don't take fashion tips from KT Tunstall

LAWDS MERCY she's trying to get a wave going in the audience now, and it's not working at all. Not at ALL!

Now she's telling people to "eat soil" to help save the planet. No joke.

Time to go get more of teh creme sodas...........

baddog · 07-07-2007, 12:06 PM

Due to this thread I turned on the show for a couple minutes.

Take Back Sunday should take public speaking (Al Gore: he has a firm handshake).

The group that played after their inspirational talk forced me to turn it off.

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 12:09 PM

Update #25

KT Tunstall is gone, Duran Duran is back, thank goodness.

No no no Notorious!

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 12:15 PM

Update #26

Red Baron french bread pepperoni pizza tastes good with teh creme sodas.

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 12:18 PM

Update #27

"Take It Back Sunday" should take it back to a couple of weeks ago when I wasn't watching TV.

This is giving my blubbercunt a yeast infections.........

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 12:30 PM

Update #28

"Take It Back Sunday" is officially the worst band I've ever heard in my entire life.

Teh worst evers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: My cat is howling, I don't think that's natural.

baddog · 07-07-2007, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Due to this thread I turned on the show for a couple minutes.

Take Back Sunday should take public speaking (Al Gore: he has a firm handshake).

The group that played after their inspirational talk forced me to turn it off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Update #28

"Take It Back Sunday" is officially the worst band I've ever heard in my entire life.

Teh worst evers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: My cat is howling, I don't think that's natural.

Would you say their musical skills are about equal to their speaking skills?

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 12:36 PM

Update #29

Enrique Iglesias is living up to his reputation of sounding like a dying cow when he performs live.

Oh well, he's hot so who gives a fuck............

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 12:42 PM

Update #30

Leonardo Dicaprio makes me horny.

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 12:45 PM

Update #31

Al Gore is my hero.

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 12:49 PM

Update #32

Keith Urban and Alicia Keys.
I never thought I'd hear those two names together as a duet.

It worked though!

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 12:54 PM

Update #33

Keith Urban should have quit after Alecia left. All downhill from there......

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 01:02 PM

Update #34

Keith Urban needs to get the hell off the god damn stage already.

Cripe Mighty!

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 01:08 PM

Update #35

Black Eyed Peas are back again.

Yes, they're still sucking more dick than a church full of Catholic Priests.

What the hell happened to them?!?!?!?!

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 01:15 PM

Update #36

You know what's "ludacris"? That they let this talentless jackass on the stage.

I feel a headache developing...........

BoyAlley · 07-07-2007, 01:35 PM

Update #37

OMG how fookin cool is this? A band made up of research scientists down in Antarctica!

"Nunatak"

And they're pretty damn good too! It's so weird seeing a drummer sitting on an iceburgh HAHAHA. Way too cool!

07-07-2007, 12:30 PM	#40
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #28 "Take It Back Sunday" is officially the worst band I've ever heard in my entire life. Teh worst evers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS: My cat is howling, I don't think that's natural. Last edited by BoyAlley; 07-07-2007 at 12:32 PM..

07-07-2007, 08:20 AM	#1
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	********The Live Earth Thread*********** Live Earth is being broadcast around the world today featuring over 100 musical acts performing on all 7 continents! If you're in the USA the Bravo channel is airing it all day, with the networks picking it up in primetime. If you're in another country, check your local listings. If you live on Teh Internets you can watch it live at: www.liveearth.msn.com I will be providing expert gay homosexual analysis of today's Bravo coverage as the day goes on..........

07-07-2007, 08:23 AM	#2
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07-07-2007, 08:36 AM	#4
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #2 Snow Patrol might not be a sexy bunch of men, and the guy that plays the drums kinda looks like a lesbian, but DAMN they kick ass performing live!

07-07-2007, 08:42 AM	#5
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #3 Genesis? Orly? I didn't even know they got back together? Oh well, they rocked!

07-07-2007, 08:50 AM	#6
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #4 Black Eyed Peas are sucking more dick than I do. LAWDS MERCY when will it be over...........................

07-07-2007, 09:12 AM	#7
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #5 John Legend shouldn't take it slow, he should take it the fuck off the stage. Awful!

07-07-2007, 09:21 AM	#8
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07-07-2007, 09:23 AM	#9
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #6 But I won't cry for yesterday, there's an ordinary world, Somehow I have to find. And as I try to make my way to the ordinary world, I will learn to survive. Duran Duran is still thexy. Last edited by BoyAlley; 07-07-2007 at 09:26 AM..

07-07-2007, 09:32 AM	#10
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #7 The Earth has no emergency exits. The Blue Man Group had an awesome short performance made just for Live Earth Day. Damn those guys are a creative bunch! Last edited by BoyAlley; 07-07-2007 at 09:34 AM..

07-07-2007, 09:34 AM	#11
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07-07-2007, 09:52 AM	#12
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #8 David Gray: Babylon. This is the first time I've heard him sing this song live, and it's even better than the recorded version. Outstanding. Nothing better than a talented vocalist, his guitar, and a song he wrote himself. I just love acoustics.

07-07-2007, 10:12 AM	#13
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #9 So Anthony Kiedis was wearing what could only be described as a "smock", which was pretty gay, ok really gay, but hey it's for Live Earth. Flea was shirtless as always which was kinda hot when he was younger but is becoming less appealing as the years go by. Oh well he's still got a better body than I do...... The Red Hot Chili Peppers gave a great performance as always.

07-07-2007, 10:25 AM	#14
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07-07-2007, 10:26 AM	#16
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #10 I thought Garth Brooks retired forever and was never ever going to pick up the guitar again? I think I remember throwing a party a few years back to celebrate the fact I'd never have to hear him again? Oh well, at least they had audio problems for the first 1/2 of the song and all you could hear was his guitar. That was a definite plus. Was that a Christian Musics they were playing? Cripe Mighty..............

07-07-2007, 10:33 AM	#18
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #11 I usually like Linkin Park a lot, but this isn't the best performance I've ever seen them give. Oh well, they were all hot and sweaty so that kinda made up for it....

07-07-2007, 10:39 AM	#19
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07-07-2007, 10:42 AM	#20
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #12 LAWDS MERCY give some Africans some drums and it's on IT'S ON! Where'd I put my grass skirt? Uh-oh, song #2....not good.....not good at all................... They brought out some white guy to be the lead singer? what What WHAT? I guess it has something to do with the end apartheid....... Oh well, save teh Earths! Last edited by BoyAlley; 07-07-2007 at 10:43 AM..

07-07-2007, 10:46 AM	#21
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #13 John Legend's back, and he's trying to pretend that he's Marvin Gay. Hunnay, you're no Marvin Gay! This is a perfect time to take a bathroom break and get some more Creme Soda (love teh Creme Sodas).

07-07-2007, 10:57 AM	#22
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #14 Corinne Bailey Rae, you go gurl with your bad self! Excellent vocals and that dress was to die for. Even her backup singers were dressed to perfection. Class act all the way.

07-07-2007, 11:06 AM	#23
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07-07-2007, 11:17 AM	#27
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #16 BREAKING NEWS: Talentless black gangsters have apparently taken over the stage in Japan. What they did with the talented musicians that should be performing on Live Earth is unknown at this point. Has anyone ever heard of an inner city gang called "xzibit".

07-07-2007, 11:19 AM	#28
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #17 AH Mah Niggah!!!!!!!!!! Snoop Dog did his thang and did it well. PS: I thought he was banned from England? They must have let him in to London cuz it was a special occasions to save teh Earths.

07-07-2007, 11:22 AM	#29
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #18 Metallica has me bobbing my head like there is a rock hard 9.5" in front of it!

07-07-2007, 11:29 AM	#30
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #19 Kenna can't sing. At all.

07-07-2007, 11:32 AM	#31
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #20 Kenna still can't sing.

07-07-2007, 11:37 AM	#32
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #21 He still Kenna sing at all........... This is his last song though. Three songs was three too many. Kenna's so bad he makes me want to go out and pollute something.

07-07-2007, 11:45 AM	#33
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #22 Rihanna's "Umbrella" song was just not written to be performed live.

07-07-2007, 11:53 AM	#34
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Update #23 KT Tunstall's silver stockings are god awful and the audio levels on the mics are fucked so you can hear her background singers more than you can hear her. I think the big black horse shit on the cherry tree she's trying to sing about. Train wreck in progress.....................