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CreatineGuy · 07-04-2007, 05:45 PM

and she starts fingering your ass?

BoyAlley · 07-04-2007, 05:46 PM

Tell her I prefer a cock up there instead of a finger?

Jman · 07-04-2007, 05:47 PM

Tape her on the head and say "Good Girl" ;-)

BoyAlley · 07-04-2007, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan

Tape her on the head and say "Good Girl" ;-)

Fag.......

stickyfingerz · 07-04-2007, 05:48 PM

smile and thank her?

BoyAlley · 07-04-2007, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

smile and thank her?

Fag.......

munki · 07-04-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Fag.......

J. Falcon · 07-04-2007, 05:51 PM

I'd tell her "Homie dont play dat"

phasic · 07-04-2007, 06:06 PM

Id say, "Bitch nah." Does it look like a chocolate maker to you? I dont think so, now lick your finger and tell me if it tastes like chocolate, BITCH.

madawgz · 07-04-2007, 06:15 PM

go along with it?

ztik · 07-04-2007, 06:16 PM

Id say thanks

BoyAlley · 07-04-2007, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

go along with it?

Fag.......

swoop · 07-04-2007, 06:21 PM

laugh and say "just one finger?"

Spunky · 07-04-2007, 06:21 PM

Flip her on her belly and pound hers

BoyAlley · 07-04-2007, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Flip her on her belly and pound hers

Cripe Mighty! Finally a heterosexual manages to find his way into this thread.....

candyflip · 07-04-2007, 06:23 PM

Same thing I do every night...sit back and enjoy the fuck out of it and hope that while she's down there my ass gets a little tongue action too!

urbanpimp · 07-04-2007, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by phasic

Id say, "Bitch nah." Does it look like a chocolate maker to you? I dont think so, now lick your finger and tell me if it tastes like chocolate, BITCH.

hahahaha.... Wish I had a girlfriend with low self-esteem.

OG LennyT · 07-04-2007, 06:26 PM

tell her to get her finger out of my ass?

porntertainment · 07-04-2007, 06:33 PM

Marry her.

just a punk · 07-04-2007, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CreatineGuy

and she starts fingering your ass?

I'd play tetris on my PDA.

Scroto · 07-04-2007, 06:55 PM

I have to agree with Spunky on this one!

But, first it would be more like. "Wtf. get your fucking finger out of my ass!"

GatorB · 07-04-2007, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Same thing I do every night...sit back and enjoy the fuck out of it and hope that while she's down there my ass gets a little tongue action too!

homo.......

candyflip · 07-04-2007, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

homo.......

Yep...a chick licking a dude's ass is sooooo gay.

GatorB · 07-04-2007, 06:57 PM

I'd say "if I wanted something that size up my ass I'd have teh boy alley stick his dick in it."

GatorB · 07-04-2007, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Yep...a chick licking a dude's ass is sooooo gay.

A) distgusting

B) gay.

Scroto · 07-04-2007, 07:07 PM

BoyAlley · 07-04-2007, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

I'd say "if I wanted something that size up my ass I'd have teh boy alley stick his dick in it."

That's hawt.

sortie · 07-04-2007, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by phasic

Id say, "Bitch nah." Does it look like a chocolate maker to you? I dont think so, now lick your finger and tell me if it tastes like chocolate, BITCH.

So, you're admitting that you never get blown?

CreatineGuy · 07-04-2007, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Scroto

CreatineGuy · 07-04-2007, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Same thing I do every night...sit back and enjoy the fuck out of it and hope that while she's down there my ass gets a little tongue action too!

thehose · 07-04-2007, 07:28 PM

STOP!

hammertime.

J. Falcon · 07-04-2007, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Scroto

stickyfingerz · 07-04-2007, 07:42 PM

Man there are a few homophobes in here lol. A girl playing with your ass is heaven.

Your ass has tons of nerves in it that love to be played with. Personally I just had a girls tongue on mine like 30 mins ago.

Ricky Dynamite · 07-04-2007, 07:49 PM

Ummm have her stop?

Vick! · 07-04-2007, 07:52 PM

I'd be like

and say don't hit it

needlive · 07-04-2007, 08:00 PM

I'd put on a diplomatic look and say, "Well you are certainly heading to the wrong direction...if it goes this way we have to stop everything...oh and I want my cds back"

xclusive · 07-04-2007, 08:20 PM

Just hope that my wife don't find out I have a girlfriend that is fingering my ass.

cams2chat · 07-04-2007, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CreatineGuy

and she starts fingering your ass?

Hope my wife doesnt cum home

DatingGold · 07-04-2007, 08:28 PM

pass gas..

GatorB · 07-04-2007, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Man there are a few homophobes in here lol. A girl playing with your ass is heaven.

Your ass has tons of nerves in it that love to be played with. Personally I just had a girls tongue on mine like 30 mins ago.

I knew you were the gay way. Here's a link for you.

http://online.logcabin.org/

Your hero.

stickyfingerz · 07-04-2007, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

I knew you were the gay way. Here's a link for you.

http://online.logcabin.org/

Your hero.

Lmao for one a GIRL licking or fingering your ass doesnt make you gay. It just means you arent hung up on thinking any pleasure that comes from your anus makes you gay. lol

So my big question is... Did it make you gay when they aliens took you up to their ship and stuck the huge metal probe in your ass?

bobby666 · 07-04-2007, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan

Tape her on the head and say "Good Girl" ;-)

hehe, would do the same

zeruel · 07-04-2007, 11:30 PM

bwahahah... i dont like that...

GatorB · 07-05-2007, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Lmao for one a GIRL licking or fingering your ass doesnt make you gay. It just means you arent hung up on thinking any pleasure that comes from your anus makes you gay.

Let's use logic. Ok so a finger feels good in your ass as you have admitted. Ok so how about a basic vibrator? After all it vibrates so it stimulates the anal and prostate areas. You have already said there isn't anything wrong with this. Now what if that vibrator was made to look and feel like a real penis? Would that be ok? It should by your logic because it's just vibrator and there is nothing wrong with anal stimulation and it's not making you gay according to you. So basically then something that looks and feels like a real penis that is inserted into your ass gives you pleasure and yet somehow you aren't gay. Um....ok.

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So my big question is... Did it make you gay when they aliens took you up to their ship and stuck the huge metal probe in your ass?

That would be RAPE. Being forced to do something you don't like is different that CHOOSING doing something you do like.

bizarredollars · 07-05-2007, 03:36 AM

When I was admitted into hospital a few weeks back, an ebony female doctor stuck her finger up my ass to check everything was okay up there, and I have to admit, it did not feel bad.. I was hallucinating and my head was an absolute mess at the time, but still...

I'm not attracted to guys, no interest in cock at all, so I'm pretty sure that doesn't make me queer.. but if it does, who gives a shit anyway?

If a girl wants to do it to me while she is sucking my cock, I'm not going to complain.

Goodings Media · 07-05-2007, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by bizarredollars

When I was admitted into hospital a few weeks back, an ebony female doctor stuck her finger up my ass to check everything was okay up there, and I have to admit, it did not feel bad.. I was hallucinating and my head was an absolute mess at the time, but still...

I'm not attracted to guys, no interest in cock at all, so I'm pretty sure that doesn't make me queer.. but if it does, who gives a shit anyway?

If a girl wants to do it to me while she is sucking my cock, I'm not going to complain.

for honesty

Been rimmed was on my fucking "initiation list" when I got to Uni. It was hard finding a girl, and she wasn't that hawt, but it felt kinda cool.

I added it to the various other shit on the list and scored pretty high ;) And none of it was homo in the slightest. Homo is sex with a guy, this was with a woman, so fuck it.

Turned out to be a waste of fucking time cause I went n got into the National Kickboxing Heavyweight finals... so next year I WRITE the list :winkwink

jdc · 07-05-2007, 04:33 AM

no! definitely won't agree.. it is still a gay thing...

who · 07-05-2007, 04:38 AM

These days, even getting fucked in the ass by a guy isn't gay.

Donkey Punch · 07-05-2007, 04:40 AM

bust a nut ?

bizarredollars · 07-05-2007, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Fag.......

Lol... Typical homo.. Thinks every other bloke is just a step away from taking a cock in the ass.

j/k btw.

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