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CreatineGuy 07-04-2007 05:45 PM

What would you do if your girlfriend is giving you a blowjob...
 
and she starts fingering your ass?:helpme

BoyAlley 07-04-2007 05:46 PM

Tell her I prefer a cock up there instead of a finger?

http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/2641768787yk.gif

Jman 07-04-2007 05:47 PM

Tape her on the head and say "Good Girl" ;-)

BoyAlley 07-04-2007 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan (Post 12705069)
Tape her on the head and say "Good Girl" ;-)

Fag.......

stickyfingerz 07-04-2007 05:48 PM

smile and thank her?

BoyAlley 07-04-2007 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12705072)
smile and thank her?

Fag.......

munki 07-04-2007 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12705070)
Fag.......

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

J. Falcon 07-04-2007 05:51 PM

I'd tell her "Homie dont play dat"

phasic 07-04-2007 06:06 PM

Id say, "Bitch nah." Does it look like a chocolate maker to you? I dont think so, now lick your finger and tell me if it tastes like chocolate, BITCH.

madawgz 07-04-2007 06:15 PM

go along with it?

ztik 07-04-2007 06:16 PM

Id say thanks :)

BoyAlley 07-04-2007 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 12705146)
go along with it?

Fag.......

swoop 07-04-2007 06:21 PM

laugh and say "just one finger?"

Spunky 07-04-2007 06:21 PM

Flip her on her belly and pound hers

BoyAlley 07-04-2007 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12705166)
Flip her on her belly and pound hers

Cripe Mighty! Finally a heterosexual manages to find his way into this thread.....

candyflip 07-04-2007 06:23 PM

Same thing I do every night...sit back and enjoy the fuck out of it and hope that while she's down there my ass gets a little tongue action too!

urbanpimp 07-04-2007 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phasic (Post 12705126)
Id say, "Bitch nah." Does it look like a chocolate maker to you? I dont think so, now lick your finger and tell me if it tastes like chocolate, BITCH.

hahahaha.... Wish I had a girlfriend with low self-esteem.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OG LennyT 07-04-2007 06:26 PM

tell her to get her finger out of my ass?

porntertainment 07-04-2007 06:33 PM

Marry her.

just a punk 07-04-2007 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CreatineGuy (Post 12705064)
and she starts fingering your ass?:helpme

I'd play tetris on my PDA.

Scroto 07-04-2007 06:55 PM

I have to agree with Spunky on this one!

But, first it would be more like. "Wtf. get your fucking finger out of my ass!" :(

GatorB 07-04-2007 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 12705174)
Same thing I do every night...sit back and enjoy the fuck out of it and hope that while she's down there my ass gets a little tongue action too!


homo.......

candyflip 07-04-2007 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12705259)
homo.......

Yep...a chick licking a dude's ass is sooooo gay.

GatorB 07-04-2007 06:57 PM

I'd say "if I wanted something that size up my ass I'd have teh boy alley stick his dick in it."

GatorB 07-04-2007 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 12705260)
Yep...a chick licking a dude's ass is sooooo gay.


A) distgusting

B) gay.

Scroto 07-04-2007 07:07 PM

:pimp

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...nut/fooled.jpg

BoyAlley 07-04-2007 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12705262)
I'd say "if I wanted something that size up my ass I'd have teh boy alley stick his dick in it."

That's hawt.

sortie 07-04-2007 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phasic (Post 12705126)
Id say, "Bitch nah." Does it look like a chocolate maker to you? I dont think so, now lick your finger and tell me if it tastes like chocolate, BITCH.

So, you're admitting that you never get blown?

:1orglaugh

CreatineGuy 07-04-2007 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scroto (Post 12705274)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CreatineGuy 07-04-2007 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 12705174)
Same thing I do every night...sit back and enjoy the fuck out of it and hope that while she's down there my ass gets a little tongue action too!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

thehose 07-04-2007 07:28 PM

STOP!












hammertime.

J. Falcon 07-04-2007 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scroto (Post 12705274)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

stickyfingerz 07-04-2007 07:42 PM

Man there are a few homophobes in here lol. A girl playing with your ass is heaven. :winkwink: Your ass has tons of nerves in it that love to be played with. Personally I just had a girls tongue on mine like 30 mins ago. :thumbsup

Ricky Dynamite 07-04-2007 07:49 PM

Ummm have her stop?

Vick! 07-04-2007 07:52 PM

I'd be like :disgust and say don't hit it :helpme

needlive 07-04-2007 08:00 PM

I'd put on a diplomatic look and say, "Well you are certainly heading to the wrong direction...if it goes this way we have to stop everything...oh and I want my cds back"

xclusive 07-04-2007 08:20 PM

Just hope that my wife don't find out I have a girlfriend that is fingering my ass.

cams2chat 07-04-2007 08:24 PM

What would you do if your girlfriend is giving you a blowjob...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CreatineGuy (Post 12705064)
and she starts fingering your ass?:helpme

Hope my wife doesnt cum home

DatingGold 07-04-2007 08:28 PM

pass gas..

GatorB 07-04-2007 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12705347)
Man there are a few homophobes in here lol. A girl playing with your ass is heaven. :winkwink: Your ass has tons of nerves in it that love to be played with. Personally I just had a girls tongue on mine like 30 mins ago. :thumbsup

I knew you were the gay way. Here's a link for you.

http://online.logcabin.org/

Your hero.

http://www.vanceholmes.com/court/mark_foley_page.jpg

stickyfingerz 07-04-2007 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12705466)
I knew you were the gay way. Here's a link for you.

http://online.logcabin.org/

Your hero.

http://www.vanceholmes.com/court/mark_foley_page.jpg

Lmao for one a GIRL licking or fingering your ass doesnt make you gay. It just means you arent hung up on thinking any pleasure that comes from your anus makes you gay. lol

So my big question is... Did it make you gay when they aliens took you up to their ship and stuck the huge metal probe in your ass?

http://www.multicomp.com/cindyc/probe.jpg

bobby666 07-04-2007 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan (Post 12705069)
Tape her on the head and say "Good Girl" ;-)

hehe, would do the same :1orglaugh

zeruel 07-04-2007 11:30 PM

bwahahah... i dont like that... :)

GatorB 07-05-2007 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12705481)
Lmao for one a GIRL licking or fingering your ass doesnt make you gay. It just means you arent hung up on thinking any pleasure that comes from your anus makes you gay.

Let's use logic. Ok so a finger feels good in your ass as you have admitted. Ok so how about a basic vibrator? After all it vibrates so it stimulates the anal and prostate areas. You have already said there isn't anything wrong with this. Now what if that vibrator was made to look and feel like a real penis? Would that be ok? It should by your logic because it's just vibrator and there is nothing wrong with anal stimulation and it's not making you gay according to you. So basically then something that looks and feels like a real penis that is inserted into your ass gives you pleasure and yet somehow you aren't gay. Um....ok.

Quote:

So my big question is... Did it make you gay when they aliens took you up to their ship and stuck the huge metal probe in your ass?
That would be RAPE. Being forced to do something you don't like is different that CHOOSING doing something you do like.

bizarredollars 07-05-2007 03:36 AM

When I was admitted into hospital a few weeks back, an ebony female doctor stuck her finger up my ass to check everything was okay up there, and I have to admit, it did not feel bad.. I was hallucinating and my head was an absolute mess at the time, but still...

I'm not attracted to guys, no interest in cock at all, so I'm pretty sure that doesn't make me queer.. but if it does, who gives a shit anyway?

If a girl wants to do it to me while she is sucking my cock, I'm not going to complain.

Goodings Media 07-05-2007 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bizarredollars (Post 12706587)
When I was admitted into hospital a few weeks back, an ebony female doctor stuck her finger up my ass to check everything was okay up there, and I have to admit, it did not feel bad.. I was hallucinating and my head was an absolute mess at the time, but still...

I'm not attracted to guys, no interest in cock at all, so I'm pretty sure that doesn't make me queer.. but if it does, who gives a shit anyway?

If a girl wants to do it to me while she is sucking my cock, I'm not going to complain.

:thumbsup for honesty

Been rimmed was on my fucking "initiation list" when I got to Uni. It was hard finding a girl, and she wasn't that hawt, but it felt kinda cool.

I added it to the various other shit on the list and scored pretty high ;) And none of it was homo in the slightest. Homo is sex with a guy, this was with a woman, so fuck it.

Turned out to be a waste of fucking time cause I went n got into the National Kickboxing Heavyweight finals... so next year I WRITE the list :winkwink

jdc 07-05-2007 04:33 AM

no! definitely won't agree.. it is still a gay thing...

who 07-05-2007 04:38 AM

These days, even getting fucked in the ass by a guy isn't gay.

Donkey Punch 07-05-2007 04:40 AM

bust a nut ?

bizarredollars 07-05-2007 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12705076)
Fag.......

Lol... Typical homo.. Thinks every other bloke is just a step away from taking a cock in the ass.


j/k btw.


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