I got your cheap bastard right here motherfucker :BangBang:

sucks.

See this looks professional! Not just one dinky avs site. An actual catalog of work to look at! Nice stuff sextoy!!

Professional Designer, your work is only in the fair to average category. This post actually did you more harm then good...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dude....

You know what this reeks of (besides hoax) ?

Someone who hasn't followed the cardinal rules of message forum posting or newsgroup posting or any kind of community forum etiquette for that matter. LURK AND LEARN YOU SILLY BASTARD.

If you're trying to make an impression, you've come to the wrong place to do it by bragging about HOW MUCH YOU WORK FOR and JUST WHO YOU WILL LOWER YOURSELF TO WORK FOR.

In the few years that I've been doing web design for I've learned one thing - FLEXIBILITY. Working with anyone is give and take. The professional benefit of working with the RIGHT people rather then the people with the RIGHT money is something too many people overlook.

You say I'm available for $300 /hour .
Here is my portfolio http://younghoes.net/avs/***/arie/fnp/
due to high quality of design I don't list my works but only one example. People steal my design

Besides reaking of arrogance, you won't even share the rest of your work. It's my impression that ORIGINALITY is scarce in this industry - the notion that somebody could steal your REVOLUTIONARY ideas is really quite lame.

I'm a dick about a lot of things. Picking up my socks. Choosing a movie. Drinking too much and making an ass of myself. One lucky proverb I choose to live my life by is "NEVER SHIT WHERE YOU EAT"

I refrain from insulting people on this board, many of whom are "movers and shakers" (rolling the eyes, wink!) within the industry I choose to "eat" from.

Professional_Designer, if that's who you really are...you just chose to SHIT ALL OVER EVERYBODY IN HERE.

So next time, before you let your keyboard to the talking, choose your words wisely. Your introduction to this board has sullied any chances of making a name for yourself in the immediate future, and has illicited a pretty negative response from everyone here. I feel bad for you.

Good luck to you, and I will enjoy watching the chaos that continues to ensue from your very unintentionally hilarious post.

only 300 bucks ? you are so cheap maaaan

for this quality you should charge at least 800 usd for 30 mins

ChrisH,

thanks for the comments.

Actually I can't design even a stick figure, but our team of 9 really does a super job. Our customers come first:)

Thanks

Todd

haha what design? all i see is a newbie logo on that site? lol

I'll try to follow master :1orglaugh

There you go again. I didn't say I was your master...but for the $300 an hour you charge I'm pretty sure I'd have no problem forking it over as long as you wear the ballgag.

:321GFY

We are interested in your services, I did not look in the portfolio, but I trust a man when he says he is good, we know designing doesn't come cheap. We started a new project and we have a 25000$ budget for design (we don't have the time to do it ourselves). Please contact me to discuss details. We will wire you 25% up front.

This is serious, if you are indeed a fake, please do not contact us.

For the sites to convert good, you need to know a thing or 2 about marketing. And since you don't seem to know how to market yourself, then how in the world would you know how to market a product?

:thefinger

Thats cutebut... theres people wandering around here that are 1. far better 2.cheaper 3. not complete assholes.

However, when noone takes you up on this amazing offer, ill give ya 5/hr to review gallerys.

The deal is done!

And some GFY retards say I can't market myself? I've just made more in one hour than you make in 1 month!

thanks pro designer

I just stole this avs and I used IPdetective to steal every other design on your server. They rock.

thanks much
:321GFY

haha...

and you people ask why I don't have wide portfolio?

Hmm yes you can find way better designs than that, it doesnt look so pro or anything... too bad, maybe you are the one that need glasses who knows... and yeah with that attitud you will get tons of customers ;)

Show me then, I'm sure my portfolio can beat them all

grow some nads. Seriously.

try www.aeoln.com

TarPy

Professional_Designer im not discussing with you, if you believe you are the best designer out there... well, good for you lets see how many customers you get

This all has to be a fucking joke?
What a completely fucked up thred :1orglaugh

And bone :winkwink:

Justin from http://www.xxxdesign.co.uk is just finishing this for me:

http://www.xxxdesign.co.uk/krome/michelle/splash.jpg
http://www.xxxdesign.co.uk/krome/michelle/tour2.jpg
http://www.xxxdesign.co.uk/krome/michelle/tour3.jpg

I think he may just be a bit better than you....maybe even totally piss on you!!

so I take it you didn't find better design than mine ;)
It's hard to fight with pros right

holy shit, that is some sweet looking stuff

:thumbsup

did you read the thread at all? or just title

A site like that would take me about 10 minutes to build. At your rate of $700/hour that would be about $70. That would be closer to its actual worth, but still overpriced in my opinion.

DG

heheh
bone make it 800$ dude

better ;)

so are you saying you are able to make conclusions?

I'm expensive nuf said

this Pro Designer needs some real humiliation !!
wheres AMP ?

:1orglaugh

damn dude, you're right once again... however there is too much sheep around..

he's not real. Just some guy that's pissed off at SetTheWorldOnFire for one reason or another and mocking him. Hence, I have nothing to say.

okay :glugglug

Is it me or erhhmmm it start at $300 an hour right? :Hollering

he registered under an email address with the domain desiregraphics.com.

He's real.
and he's quite entertaining watching all you guys push his buttons

yeah he stared out at 300.00 but i figured that price was a bit low for such talent.

I edited his post to 700.00
Figured Id help the guy out.

He was selling himself short.

Due to high demand I had to rise my prices sorry, hurry up prices can go only up!

have fun kids... play safe...

I'm goin' to the beach.

/peace :glugglug

Okay thnx .. it wasnt me then ... :thumbsup

*Confused* :ticking

Hey Bone, dont fuck with my sick mind man, i just left the hospital .. :helpme