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Bansheelinks · 07-02-2007, 11:52 PM

In short, Transformers was the perfect summer movie. Loaded with action. With a great sense of humor, and unreal special effects.

The movie was COOL.........and it makes Kevin Smith, who constantly made fun of it in "Clerks 2", look like the ultimate moron for doing so. Btw, Kevin, Transformers will earn more in ONE DAY than Clerks 2 did in total.

Its bizarre how they could take a kids story really, with robots turning into vehicles and whatnot, and really turn it into a wildly entertaining, spectacular summer movie.

Go see it. You'll want to see it again.

Donkey Punch · 07-02-2007, 11:54 PM

I fucking can't wait to see it !!

I used to play with transformers 24 or so years ago, lol.

thanks for the good review with no spoilers !

zeruel · 07-03-2007, 12:00 AM

haven't seen it yet... but it was premiered here last june 28... maybe this weekend i will go and see it... my friends told me it was a really good movie...

can't wait for the weekend...

Danny B · 07-03-2007, 02:31 AM

Will be premiering here tomorrow. I bought 10 tickets last week, so my friends were covered (they're lousy sometimes).

It sold out a couple of days ago and people are actually offering me serious cash to come along. hahaha now i know It''s gonna be good!

Mr Pheer · 07-03-2007, 02:45 AM

My 8yr old son wants to go see it so that gives me an excuse to go

MissFireCrotch · 07-03-2007, 02:47 AM

i saw it, expected more. Seemed cheesy to me.

notabook · 07-03-2007, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MissFireCrotch

i saw it, expected more. Seemed cheesy to me.

Giant transforming robots wasn't realistic enough for ya?

MissFireCrotch · 07-03-2007, 03:08 AM

no that was the good part, the acting on the other hand.

"Your a soldier now!" and the lame uses of the slogan.

AgentCash · 07-03-2007, 01:48 PM

It was a movie? I thought I was watching a two hour long ad for ebay.

D · 07-03-2007, 01:50 PM

I don't remember Kevin Smith constantly making fun of anything Transformers in Clerks 2...

But then, I haven't seen it since its release...

Still can't imagine much more than a one-liner or two from him, even if there was a jab in there - you sure it was "constant?"

Bansheelinks · 07-03-2007, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by D

I don't remember Kevin Smith constantly making fun of anything Transformers in Clerks 2...

But then, I haven't seen it since its release...

Still can't imagine much more than a one-liner or two from him, even if there was a jab in there - you sure it was "constant?"

Very sure. It was a major joke that he kept on coming back to. He looks pretty fucking stupid now.

BitAudioVideo · 07-04-2007, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Bansheelinks

Very sure. It was a major joke that he kept on coming back to. He looks pretty fucking stupid now.

clerks 2 had a 5mil budget and grossed 25mil. (compared to a 150mil budget for transformers).. to me that makes smith look pretty damn smart. besides i think your exagerating a bit...

heres the main quote from the movie

Elias: Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!
Randal Graves: No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One.

and heres smiths response when asked about it..

Quote from ComicBookResources.com article:
http://www.comicbookresources.com/ne...em.cgi?id=7857

Can you talk about the jabs you took at "Lord of the Rings" and "Transformers" fans a little bit?

Smith: It's all in good fun. I don't even consider them jabs. It's just basically writing characters and giving them a point of view. For years people were telling me since we make all these pop culture references, I've had all these kids younger than me who were like, "Dude, you have to reference the 'Transformers.'" I did not grow up on the "Transformers," that was a cartoon that was after me. I didn't watch adventure cartoons like "Transformers" or "G.I. Joe," that was kids younger than me. I had this one dude on my Web site, this dude Omega, he's posted as Omega for years since 1995, was always going, "You need a Transformers reference in your movie." But I was like, "Dude, I have nothing to say about the Transformers." So, when I was writing this, and I was writing the Elias character I thought this is a mother fucker who would like the Transformers. It's fortuitous in terms of timing because they are now making that fucking "Transformers" movie and that trailer went live last weekend and suddenly, wow, what a timely reference.

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escorpio · 07-04-2007, 01:30 AM

That movie sucked balls. Kevin Smith is a genius.

milan · 07-04-2007, 01:34 AM

Great Fun summer movie! I would watch it again easily.

IX-Gal · 07-04-2007, 01:40 AM

I saw the movie few days ago. And I would say it was the best!!! When i watching it I remember when I was a little... Whew... Those are the days!

Anyways best movie!!!!

sirkakashi08 · 07-04-2007, 01:42 AM

just watched it, man it's awesome.

Bansheelinks · 07-04-2007, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

That movie sucked balls. Kevin Smith is a genius.

Judging by the box office rolling in, Kevin Smith is looking like a major dickhead.

Ravage · 07-05-2007, 06:44 AM

I still have all 5 of them and the accessories!

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Slick · 07-05-2007, 01:39 PM

I just got back from seeing Transformers and I thought was a great flick, they definately took their time with the storyline which flowed nicely, it had great effects, and it tossed in a little bit of humor.

I highly recommend it

SykkBoy · 07-05-2007, 01:56 PM

Will be checking it out saturday with my sons

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Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	Transformers...Qwik Review...No Spoilers...Makes Kevin Smith Look Like An Idiot In short, Transformers was the perfect summer movie. Loaded with action. With a great sense of humor, and unreal special effects. The movie was COOL.........and it makes Kevin Smith, who constantly made fun of it in "Clerks 2", look like the ultimate moron for doing so. Btw, Kevin, Transformers will earn more in ONE DAY than Clerks 2 did in total. Its bizarre how they could take a kids story really, with robots turning into vehicles and whatnot, and really turn it into a wildly entertaining, spectacular summer movie. Go see it. You'll want to see it again.

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