I hold in my hand...................the iphone - GoFuckYourself.com

12clicks · 06-29-2007, 06:45 PM

and I shoved one up my ass for mojo.

I walk up to the front door of the apple store, raise my arms as I approach the greater and say, "Can I buy two phones"
she says,"yes, you're allowed two"
I say,"but can I get them right now"
She says, "yes, go over to the genius counter"
I say, "ah, they have a counter just for me, cool"
She gives me a "pity the old guy" laugh.
I go to the counter, spend approx. 2 minutes buying them, and out the door I go.

----------------------------------------------

tomorrow, I'll be bitching because the technology is over my head

RayBonga · 06-29-2007, 06:49 PM

Where are da pics?

Andre · 06-29-2007, 06:49 PM

I'll wait till the masses work out the bugs.

Doctor Dre · 06-29-2007, 06:51 PM

So people were camping for this and you actually got one without waiting ?

aico · 06-29-2007, 06:51 PM

so, common sense tells me, if it were that easy to buy one, buying two might not have been a good idea.

aico · 06-29-2007, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

So people were camping for this and you actually got one without waiting ?

Mac lovers are hippies, they just like to camp.

12clicks · 06-29-2007, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

Where are da pics?

I don't have pics but its dead sexy.

06-29-2007, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Mac lovers are hippies, they just like to camp.

aico · 06-29-2007, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

I don't have pics but its dead sexy.

Duh.. use one phone to take a pic of the other.

media · 06-29-2007, 06:53 PM

I'm holding off... Will wait a year for more improvements...

12clicks · 06-29-2007, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Mac lovers are hippies, they just like to camp.

yeah, I drove past the apple store at lunch. 20 people were camped.
I figured with each store getting 500 units, I could waltz in around 8:30 and get what I wanted, no wait.

my never being wrong record has been extended.

12clicks · 06-29-2007, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Duh.. use one phone to take a pic of the other.

dude, I honestly just sent my very first cell phone pic ever on my old phone last night. lets not rush me into the 21st century, eh?

SCOOTER · 06-29-2007, 06:58 PM

I hold in my hand...................a phone that can call your iphone.

12clicks · 06-29-2007, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCOOTER

I hold in my hand...................a phone that can call your iphone.

I shall not answer.

Dirty F · 06-29-2007, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

my never being wrong record has been extended.

Your delusional record as well. Moron. Btw, lying is being wrong as well.

mikeyddddd · 06-29-2007, 07:03 PM

I hate phones. All phones. Of any kind.

12clicks · 06-29-2007, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

Your delusional record as well. Moron. Btw, lying is being wrong as well.

hahaha, I can't wait until mommy kicks you out of the house.

until then, go play in another thread.

RevSand · 06-29-2007, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andre

I'll wait till the masses work out the bugs.

I agree.. Wait till version two or three with more features and prob smaller.

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Duh.. use one phone to take a pic of the other.

Is it true that I heard there is no MMS on it for sending pictures?

Donkey Punch · 06-29-2007, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

I hate phones. All phones. Of any kind.

I Agree.

12clicks · 06-29-2007, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSand

I agree.. Wait till version two or three with more features and prob smaller.

I asked the counter dude if they had an upgrade yet from the 8gig model.

when better comes out, we'll just upgrade.

DateDoc · 06-29-2007, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

so, common sense tells me, if it were that easy to buy one, buying two might not have been a good idea.

No, it was a good idea. If you go to the apple online store you can order them but look at the estimated ship date - it already says 2-4 weeks.

PersianKitty · 06-29-2007, 07:30 PM

Just wait..

the one thing I hate about my touch screen windows mobile phone..

trying to hit the right buttons on the screen when I'm on the road. I have most people I call regularly programmed for voice dialing, but every once in a while.. have to use the screen... Only thing I miss about the phone I had before this one.

PK

12clicks · 06-29-2007, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty

Just wait..

the one thing I hate about my touch screen windows mobile phone..

trying to hit the right buttons on the screen when I'm on the road. I have most people I call regularly programmed for voice dialing, but every once in a while.. have to use the screen... Only thing I miss about the phone I had before this one.

PK

don't drag me down, woman.

nico-t · 06-29-2007, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Mac lovers are hippies, they just like to camp.

PersianKitty · 06-29-2007, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

don't drag me down, woman.

Hey... it's what I live for ...

StuartD · 06-29-2007, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

as I approach the greater

It's nice that you can finally admit that someone who welcomes you at the door is actually greater than you.

JFK · 06-29-2007, 08:10 PM

Enjoy

12clicks · 06-29-2007, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty

Hey... it's what I live for ...

how did we never meet in all these years?
Im posting from the iPhone!

tony286 · 06-29-2007, 09:16 PM

I look forward to reading your opinions on the phone once you've used it.

AK · 06-29-2007, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty

Just wait..

the one thing I hate about my touch screen windows mobile phone..

trying to hit the right buttons on the screen when I'm on the road. I have most people I call regularly programmed for voice dialing, but every once in a while.. have to use the screen... Only thing I miss about the phone I had before this one.

PK

exactly why i am not that crazy with touch screen.

DBS.US · 06-29-2007, 09:45 PM

munki · 06-29-2007, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Mac lovers are hippies, they just like to camp.

PersianKitty · 06-29-2007, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

how did we never meet in all these years?
Im posting from the iPhone!

I can do that with my phone too..just hate the small screen and the endless scroll.

Hex if I know. Going on 12 years doing this. I've only met a handful of people face to face. Have to change that. Are you even a West Coaster?

PK

LiveDose · 06-29-2007, 09:49 PM

Does that thing have wifi?

12clicks · 06-29-2007, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty

I can do that with my phone too..just hate the small screen and the endless scroll.

Hex if I know. Going on 12 years doing this. I've only met a handful of people face to face. Have to change that. Are you even a West Coaster?

PK

no, east coast but if you'd drag yourself to a show, I'm hard to miss.

12clicks · 06-29-2007, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

Does that thing have wifi?

yeah, it taps into any available wifi

Marshal · 06-29-2007, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

Does that thing have wifi?

i don't know, but i'm sure it's doesn't have 3G...

xlogger · 06-29-2007, 09:59 PM

i donno man, i wanted to get one but didnt. You know apple is going to come up with a skinner and better iphone like a year from now..I heard the 3G one will come in 3 months.

12clicks · 06-29-2007, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

i donno man, i wanted to get one but didnt. You know apple is going to come up with a skinner and better iphone like a year from now..I heard the 3G one will come in 3 months.

so I'll upgrade.
phones are not for surfing.
if it handles email we're good.
(although, icq would be cool too)

PersianKitty · 06-29-2007, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

so I'll upgrade.
phones are not for surfing.
if it handles email we're good.
(although, icq would be cool too)

AIM?

http://www.publictivity.com/iphonechat/

GreyWolf · 06-29-2007, 10:33 PM

Pfft .. toy phones - keep em! Don't call me, - I'll call you..

On second thoughts - anyone want my cellphone??

Star 69 · 06-29-2007, 10:39 PM

post the pics!

maxpower · 06-29-2007, 10:40 PM

Does the Built in Safari Browsers Play MPEG4 videos on the web? Has anyone been able to get this to work yet, or will it be until the 12th before we get this added?

bobby666 · 06-29-2007, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Mac lovers are hippies, they just like to camp.

hehe that might be true

DaddyHalbucks · 06-29-2007, 11:58 PM

Congrats, hope they work well.

Vlad · 06-30-2007, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

hahaha, I can't wait until mommy kicks you out of the house.

ROFL

Theo · 06-30-2007, 02:01 AM

is it heavy? does it fit in a pocket?

Axzar · 06-30-2007, 02:52 AM

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Calvinguy · 06-30-2007, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust

i don't know, but i'm sure it's doesn't have 3G...

The european version will have 3G

JFK · 06-30-2007, 03:27 AM

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12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,809	I hold in my hand...................the iphone and I shoved one up my ass for mojo. I walk up to the front door of the apple store, raise my arms as I approach the greater and say, "Can I buy two phones" she says,"yes, you're allowed two" I say,"but can I get them right now" She says, "yes, go over to the genius counter" I say, "ah, they have a counter just for me, cool" She gives me a "pity the old guy" laugh. I go to the counter, spend approx. 2 minutes buying them, and out the door I go. ---------------------------------------------- tomorrow, I'll be bitching because the technology is over my head __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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