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Seriously Zoe, congrats on having the courage to try new things until you find what you really want to do. I'm still trying to work that part out and I've had 20 years longer than you to figure it out.
the word on the street (err at the mall) is that EROS shouted "HEY ZOE" while her dad was with her, so she had to tell him about working for LightSpeed and he made her quit.
Way to go EROS.
(this has not been confirmed, some 17 year old at the mall told this to me.)
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eros: "hello zoe!"
zoe (with dad): "erm.... hi"
eros: "it's me, eros webmaster from go fuck yourself!"
zoe: "i know"
(...)
dad: "who was that rather large cursing man? He needs to wash his mouth with soap!"
zoe: "i know him from erm... work."
dad: "talking about that, what do you do exactly?"
zoe: "i hate to break it to you like this, but because of that guy there's no point in lying anymore. I work in porn."
dad: "what??? you make porn movies? you do double anal??"
zoe: "no I'm not doing all tha-"
dad: "you suck dick on cam??? you are the bulls eye in bukkake scenes????"
zoe: "no I'm just doing administration wor-"
dad: "you deepthroat dongs til you puke!!! you ride the rod for cash!!!!"
zoe: "stop it! you got it all wro-"
dad: "shut it, quit right now i don't want you starring in that filth!! that weird stalker type just betrayed your ass, missy. If you don't step out of that cesspool you are no longer a part of our family."
zoe: *pause* "ok, ok! I've had it with my double life. I quit!"
(...)
zoe: "by the way dad, how do you know all that detailed porno slang-"
dad: "now don't smartmouth me, missy! Your reverse psychology doesn't work on me! You're grounded!"
(three weeks later at eros' crib)
friend of eros with no life: "hey dude why did that chick you know snubbed you three weeks ago??"
eros: "please leave me alone, I am on prozac for the last three weeks. It was horrible."
eros: "hello zoe!"
zoe (with dad): "erm.... hi"
eros: "it's me, eros webmaster from go fuck yourself!"
zoe: "i know"
(...)
dad: "who was that rather large cursing man? He needs to wash his mouth with soap!"
zoe: "i know him from erm... work."
dad: "talking about that, what do you do exactly?"
zoe: "i hate to break it to you like this, but because of that guy there's no point in lying anymore. I work in porn."
dad: "what??? you make porn movies? you do double anal??"
zoe: "no I'm not doing all tha-"
dad: "you suck dick on cam??? you are the bulls eye in bukkake scenes????"
zoe: "no I'm just doing administration wor-"
dad: "you deepthroat dongs til you puke!!! you ride the rod for cash!!!!"
zoe: "stop it! you got it all wro-"
dad: "shut it, quit right now i don't want you starring in that filth!! that weird stalker type just betrayed your ass, missy. If you don't step out of that cesspool you are no longer a part of our family."
zoe: *pause* "ok, ok! I've had it with my double life. I quit!"
(...)
zoe: "by the way dad, how do you know all that detailed porno slang-"
dad: "now don't smartmouth me, missy! Your reverse psychology doesn't work on me! You're grounded!"
(three weeks later at eros' crib)
friend of eros with no life: "hey dude why did that chick you know snubbed you three weeks ago??"
eros: "please leave me alone, I am on prozac for the last three weeks. It was horrible."
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