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Burridge · 06-29-2007, 10:40 AM

You guys ever encounter a girl who drops a gallon of water every time you have have sex and makes a huge mess fucking up the sheets and mattress every time?

wtf can be done?

themachinelavene · 06-29-2007, 10:45 AM

dump her wet ass

King Adam · 06-29-2007, 10:49 AM

Lay down a tarp on your bed.

CE_Chris · 06-29-2007, 10:52 AM

no never...

directfiesta · 06-29-2007, 10:53 AM

Jamie · 06-29-2007, 10:53 AM

Yeah its a pain in the ass, thats why you always bang her out at her pad...

NoWhErE · 06-29-2007, 11:20 AM

do what I did : put a towel undearneath her everytime. Always keep one safe by the side of your bed

Cyndalie · 06-29-2007, 11:22 AM

God that would suck.

MaDalton · 06-29-2007, 11:26 AM

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-29-2007, 11:31 AM

Yup each romp required a changing of sheets

media · 06-29-2007, 11:32 AM

Sex in the shower.....

CamJack · 06-29-2007, 11:46 AM

thehose · 06-29-2007, 11:48 AM

Send her my way. problem solved ;-)

pornask · 06-29-2007, 11:53 AM

Dude, I'd do anything to have squirting girl again. I'm sick and tired of fucking with girls who never get off. Ask any girl who was with a guy who didn't get off to tell you what it feels like. That's what it feels like for 90% of men. Fucking lame sex. The best sex is when your partner ejaculates. I only had a squirting girl for a short time, because she got pregnant with her real boyfriend and that screwed everything up. I consider it the best sex I have ever had.

thehose · 06-29-2007, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by pornask

Dude, I'd do anything to have squirting girl again. I'm sick and tired of fucking with girls who never get off. ...

mmkay, i think a squirting girl won't make you a better lover, you know?

stickyfingerz · 06-29-2007, 12:14 PM

Yup. Get a towel.

Yo Adrian · 06-29-2007, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

the picture says it all!

Brother Bilo · 06-29-2007, 12:32 PM

Shit, I had a girl in the back of my car a couple years back and she drenched my shit. It took 2 days for the back seat to dry out. That turned into a stinky 2 days. Down with squirters!!!

LadyMischief · 06-29-2007, 12:34 PM

Tell her to do her keigels more oftne, she should be able to learn how to control it.

Doctor Dre · 06-29-2007, 12:35 PM

Fuck her at her appartement

BlackCrayon · 06-29-2007, 12:57 PM

I wouldn't mind that problem, at least for the experience. I could see how it could get annoying.

Burridge · 06-29-2007, 01:01 PM

damn this sucks..is there like a squirter vasectomy? where does it all come from? is it water? my god...

nwm · 06-29-2007, 01:02 PM

Get a water-proof mattress pad -- that'll solve the mattress problem.

BobG · 06-29-2007, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burridge

You guys ever encounter a girl who drops a gallon of water every time you have have sex and makes a huge mess fucking up the sheets and mattress every time?

wtf can be done?

I've had that. its disgusting. I think it's piss. I had to let her go

Randomonium · 06-29-2007, 02:09 PM

A couple of strategies that have worked to varying degrees:

A couple of thick (turkish spa) towels folded under her will soak up the worst of it and keep it from soaking all the way into your mattress.

Depending on the height of the bed you can have her put her feet on the floor and her back/butt on the bed. This way she squirts onto the floor. If you have concrete floors like I do no problem.

sicone · 06-29-2007, 02:10 PM

Plastic sheets

munki · 06-29-2007, 02:12 PM

More bathtub sex...

Goodings Media · 06-29-2007, 03:59 PM

new fuck buddy

neewwman · 06-29-2007, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask

Dude, I'd do anything to have squirting girl again. I'm sick and tired of fucking with girls who never get off.

Why do you assume that if a girl doesn't squirt she isn't getting off? I've never had a girl squirt but I've sure as hell gotten them off.

Mr Pheer · 06-29-2007, 10:05 PM

rub her face in it and sternly say "No! bad girl!" and after a few times maybe she will get the idea

Marshal · 06-29-2007, 10:08 PM

why do you complain? yeah, send her my way!

BobG · 06-29-2007, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

rub her face in it and sternly say "No! bad girl!" and after a few times maybe she will get the idea

good one.

Iron Fist · 06-29-2007, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

rub her face in it and sternly say "No! bad girl!" and after a few times maybe she will get the idea

tony286 · 06-29-2007, 10:48 PM

no but I shot one and I wanted to throw up. lol

Rama · 06-30-2007, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

rub her face in it and sternly say "No! bad girl!" and after a few times maybe she will get the idea

This is the best answer overall

longdongsilver · 06-30-2007, 11:29 AM

Does she just like leak for an extended period through sex, or does she explode at climax?

DaddyHalbucks · 06-30-2007, 11:33 AM

Strategic placement of thick towels, and perhaps a plastic sheet underneath, should solve the "problem."

Burridge · 06-30-2007, 12:00 PM

she squirts when i hit the spot. It doesn't necessarily mean she's coming, but she says it feels good when she does. She's 18 and she's had 2 boyfriends before me and she knew shes a squirter but it happens on a much grander scale with me.

tranza · 06-30-2007, 12:09 PM

Nope, I never experienced that!

CurrentlySober · 06-30-2007, 12:27 PM

When Good Squirts Go Bad...

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pornask So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: 253-233-241 Posts: 6,518	Dude, I'd do anything to have squirting girl again. I'm sick and tired of fucking with girls who never get off. Ask any girl who was with a guy who didn't get off to tell you what it feels like. That's what it feels like for 90% of men. Fucking lame sex. The best sex is when your partner ejaculates. I only had a squirting girl for a short time, because she got pregnant with her real boyfriend and that screwed everything up. I consider it the best sex I have ever had.

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Brother Bilo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in cage Posts: 4,193	Shit, I had a girl in the back of my car a couple years back and she drenched my shit. It took 2 days for the back seat to dry out. That turned into a stinky 2 days. Down with squirters!!! __________________

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Burridge Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: New York City Posts: 1,186	damn this sucks..is there like a squirter vasectomy? where does it all come from? is it water? my god... __________________ NYC

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nwm Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 41	Get a water-proof mattress pad -- that'll solve the mattress problem.

06-29-2007, 02:09 PM	#25
Randomonium Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 152	A couple of strategies that have worked to varying degrees: A couple of thick (turkish spa) towels folded under her will soak up the worst of it and keep it from soaking all the way into your mattress. Depending on the height of the bed you can have her put her feet on the floor and her back/butt on the bed. This way she squirts onto the floor. If you have concrete floors like I do no problem.

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Mr Pheer Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,921	rub her face in it and sternly say "No! bad girl!" and after a few times maybe she will get the idea

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Burridge Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: New York City Posts: 1,186	she squirts when i hit the spot. It doesn't necessarily mean she's coming, but she says it feels good when she does. She's 18 and she's had 2 boyfriends before me and she knew shes a squirter but it happens on a much grander scale with me. __________________ NYC

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