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Joesho · 06-27-2007, 03:59 PM

So this girl comes to my door last night and she definatly looks like a methhead, and she has somethng in her hand like a folder, and she starts this spiel about selling yard spray maintenance or some shit.

Well I am in th middle of having dinner. So I tell her try the neighbors I have no interest in whatever she is selling and am having dinner so I have to go, I shut my door and proceed to have my dinner.

Today I wake up do some work, then go out in my Garage to hit my bags for a while.

It is hot as fuck here so I open my garage door and POW! A note on my car..... hmmm now this could be any number of things, so I quickly grab the note and begin to inspects its contents for anything incriminating LOL .

Well it was a note from this stupid bitch from last night. She was going on about how I was pompus and rich and that I was the cause of her losing all hope in humanity! She says she "was" and "ex" Addict ( of course it had to be meth) and that she has a daughter and is a single mom that had no luck and people like me are born lucky and with money and fancy cars and shit so we do not know what it is like to be in the real world. She then tells me that I am no better than her and that karma gets people like me. that it was extremely RUDE of me to not hear her story and at least give her the chance to sell something to me .

WHAT THE FUCK???? I mean I am at MY house, Having MY dinner, and this stupid crack whore comes to try to sell me something un announced. Now I live in a nice neighborhood and I have a couple nice cars.... but RICH???? come on now .... they are not mercedes or Porsches in my drive way, it is not a gated community ( although those are looking better and better )

So because I tell her I am not interested and I am going to eat my dinner... she says I am self absorbed and an asshole because I will not give her my time at my house during my dinner hour...... she feels it should be time I give to HER instead apperantly!

So should I just say fuck it another stupid bitch and let it go? should I call the company that has the flyers she left all over my nieghborhood and complain about this bitch and show her boss the letter she wrote me ?

Or should I plan to have a break in since her and her crackhead friends have lost all hope for humanity and will probably try to rob my house LOL?

Darkhorse · 06-27-2007, 04:11 PM

Dude I am suprised this "meth addict" had the capacity to even write the letter in the first place let alone make it ledgible enough for you to read good on her lol......

media · 06-27-2007, 04:13 PM

Dude, watch out!!! She might come here and start a thread about how you snubbed her!!!!

Brother Bilo · 06-27-2007, 04:15 PM

Well, she knows where you live, so getting a crazy tweaker fired has it's downsides.

KimJI · 06-27-2007, 04:16 PM

Be a bigger man and let it go - move along cowboy

Profits of Doom · 06-27-2007, 04:17 PM

I would just ignore it. It's not worth even the slightest possibility of some cowards coming back and vandalizing your cars, house, etc., which is exactly what they will do...

camgirlshide · 06-27-2007, 04:19 PM

just think about what she COULD have done to your car.
Mine was just keyed for no reason that I know of while in a store for 5 minutes. $1100 in damage.

Elli · 06-27-2007, 04:26 PM

It sounds like she was having a very frustrating day at a frustrating job. It's a good sign that she wrote a note instead of vandalizing your property. She may not enjoy society, but she's doing her best to fit in.

CE_Chris · 06-27-2007, 04:29 PM

just make more money and move to gated community... Than she will really hate humanity....lol

Honez · 06-27-2007, 04:33 PM

Let it go. Door to door sales is the armpit of sales jobs. YOurs was probably the 100th door to get shut in her face within hours and she was beaten down and frustrated and lucky for you, took it out textually rather than throwing a rock through your window.

On another note, get yourself a No Soliciting sign for your door. We have one and it works wonders.

shunga · 06-27-2007, 04:34 PM

You could try writing a note apologising if you came across like that, and explain the circumstances, and pass that on to her employer. As long as it's done in the right way it won't hurt her prospects and both of you will come out of it feeling better about what happened.

georgeyw · 06-27-2007, 04:37 PM

Just leave it. She probably has a really shitty life as is and as has been mentioned already - atleast she didn't cause any damage.

Stepping on someone that is already down seems a little nasty.

Remember 'sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me'

georgeyw · 06-27-2007, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by shunga

You could try writing a note apologising if you came across like that, and explain the circumstances, and pass that on to her employer. As long as it's done in the right way it won't hurt her prospects and both of you will come out of it feeling better about what happened.

Now that is a really nice idea

ztik · 06-27-2007, 04:44 PM

So bassicly what she wanted to happen, happened. I would call her and tell her she can suck your dick for $25 and to come over every day at noon

GITZINGER · 06-27-2007, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by media

Dude, watch out!!! She might come here and start a thread about how you snubbed her!!!!

GITZINGER · 06-27-2007, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shunga

You could try writing a note apologising if you came across like that, and explain the circumstances, and pass that on to her employer. As long as it's done in the right way it won't hurt her prospects and both of you will come out of it feeling better about what happened.

now if that is not a bleeding heart liberal, I don't know what is

Profits of Doom · 06-27-2007, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ztik

So bassicly what she wanted to happen, happened. I would call her and tell her she can suck your dick for $25 and to come over every day at noon

That's actually a much better idea

Tempest · 06-27-2007, 05:07 PM

Find out if in fact the company actually exists.. If it does, then give her a "good" job.. Gotta be willing to take a lot of shit if you're doing door to door sales IMO.. She apears to be serious about working to make a living.. It sounds like she's fairly articulate... Better then most of the people in this biz..

D · 06-27-2007, 05:38 PM

I say just let it go.

I think Elli had some good points. She obviously doesn't know you - it's a safe bet you don't understand her.... she could be coming from one of a billion directions.... and like has been said - she opted to communicate instead of destroy for catharsis, so you shouldn't hold any malice, really.... even if she was off base, she was simply expressing herself.

if you ever see her again, maybe ask her what that was all about.... otherwise, you're seeking to bring something more into your life that you've already deemed unstable.

For that same reason, hiring her wouldn't be a very good idea, imho. Sure, door to door work takes some real focus to do (did it for a stint of time as a youth myself), but it sounds like, as much as she may want to fit in, she's a bit imbalanced - and that's going to reflect on you if she's in your employ.

Bomber8888 · 06-27-2007, 05:51 PM

She just had a bad day... let it go.. life goes on!

Helix · 06-27-2007, 06:42 PM

I think she may have seen this post you made
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=746510

J. Falcon · 06-27-2007, 06:48 PM

Try not to think about it. Negative energty is no good.

Iron Fist · 06-27-2007, 07:03 PM

I'm betting she thought you were cute which is why she even took the time to reach out and verbally poop all over your car. Maybe i'm getting old but is that what the meth head kids do now-a-days when they got issues?

trafik2 · 06-27-2007, 07:14 PM

thats kinda creepy

baddog · 06-27-2007, 08:10 PM

what is the dilemma? what to have for dessert?

Mr Pheer · 06-27-2007, 08:12 PM

personaly I get kinda mad when people knock on my door. Its my home, not a fucking business, and no I wont do business with anybody that knocks on my door and trys to sell me something. I do the same thing you did, tell them to go away and close the door.

I bet she had those letters already written out and left them everywhere.

And that "lucky" bullshit sets me off... hey I used to mow yards for a fucking living and taught myself to do websites at night. One morning I went outside to find out my lawnmowers had been stolen, so I switched to doing this fulltime. yeah, lucky me.. it took alot of fucking work, nobody gave me anything.

Heh I hope that bitch comes over to my neighborhood

DaddyHalbucks · 06-27-2007, 08:21 PM

Move to the country.

Joesho · 06-27-2007, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GITZINGER

now if that is not a bleeding heart liberal, I don't know what is

Damn where is 12clicks when you need him!

Spunky · 06-27-2007, 08:49 PM

Ignore it and move on,no need to sweat the small shit

fluffygrrl · 06-27-2007, 10:44 PM

you know, you could have fed the woman. not like it'd have ran you out of food (would it have ?)

[ Nate ] · 06-27-2007, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KimJI

Be a bigger man and let it go - move along cowboy

Yep Yep! I would't waste another moment thinking about it. Now..that whacked out bitch has cost you more time brewing on it, and me the time to write this reply. That bitch, where is she at? I'm pissed now! I'm down to ride if you want to go hunt her down!

tony286 · 06-27-2007, 10:55 PM

I would let it go.

not-a-troll · 06-28-2007, 02:48 AM

id start a thread about it.

Joesho · 06-28-2007, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by not-a-troll

id start a thread about it.

Now that is a good idea.... why didnt I think of that one ! Damnit

NickPapageorgio · 06-28-2007, 08:17 AM

Call her and say you're sorry and tell her you did think of a way she could earn some extra cash. Stop by around 5 and bring some heels.

gimo33 · 06-28-2007, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media

Dude, watch out!!! She might come here and start a thread about how you snubbed her!!!!

JayDeeZee · 06-29-2007, 07:20 AM

Here's some more info on that woman! Brilliant!

http://www.imabro.com/bromasterblog/

Phoenix · 06-29-2007, 07:23 AM

dont worry she will be back for your car and your tv later on

psili · 06-29-2007, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayDeeZee

Here's some more info on that woman! Brilliant!

http://www.imabro.com/bromasterblog/

Hahaha. I was just going to post that.

JFK · 06-29-2007, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by psili

Hahaha. I was just going to post that.

too funny

Lara Dymond Roxx · 08-27-2007, 02:29 PM

Hi Diana,

I am writing you this letter because I have decided that I am going to commit suicide. I have loved the past few years of working with low income families in an attempt to help them save money on energy and also help save the environment, but after my experience today, I have lost all faith in humanity.

I was out walking the streets again today trying to sell energy solutions intended for people that live in low income neighborhoods when I walk up to this guys home and knock. He comes to the door, immediately I noticed he had horseradish and ketchup on his cheeks and some kind of beefy strings in his teeth.

GROSS!

?What the fuck?
I thought.

?doesn?t this guy have napkins??? Fucking GROSS! I guess I don?t need to worry about the fat fuck wasting napkins!!!? was my first thought! Also, he was sweating really bad. I understand his home doesn?t have AC, but you would think he could wetnap his forehead and back?or something.

Anyways, comes with the territory so I just press on.

?Hi Sir, I would like to offer you some affordable solutions aimed at conserving energy for people that live in low income neighborhoods, like yourself. The plan is already in action on several other homes in your neighborhood, you can see the signs in the lawns depicting such.?
I said while smiling.

?Uba, wuba?.ubbbaaa?.wubbbbaaaaa??.uuuubbbbbbaaaaa?..wuu uuubbbbbbbaaaaa..
CHOOOOOOOOO!?

The guy fucking sneezed on me! How fucking filthy is this? But oh, it gets worse!

?Here sir, would you like to read over this pamphlet??
I say and hand him the pamphlet.

The guy looks at it and then says,

?I don?t need this lawn done.?

Ummm?what the fuck? This guy was like some ghetto ass crackhead! Seriously! I looked at him real close while he stared at the pamphlet and realized he was having trouble reading it. This is pretty common in these type neighborhoods, but we deploy a different government agency out to help adults overcome illiteracy, so I made my usual note. Fat guy can?t read, send help.

?Sir, please, I am trying to save you money while also attempting to get you on board with saving the environment from harmful gases. I mean, not to be rude sir, but when was the last time you had that 91 Camry inspected for smog standards? I realize this is not something you have to do, considering the age of the car, but I have some connections that can help you get it checked out.?

?Ruff Ruff! I give mama a ride come on! I give you $200 and I fuck you in the neighbors house ok, ok??
He says to me, then the gross fucker starts winking at me and rolling his belly up and down! I couldn?t believe my eyes! So I look away right, trying to avoid watching this sick routine and I look inside his place and he has this big ass computer box with like, a 12 inch monitor, with this video of a guy jerking off on the face of some tranny! I have never in my life seen anything so filthy or disgusting, even in this piece of shit neighborhood!

?Sir, please, please, try to focus for like 2 seconds here.?
I say pleading with him.

?har har 2 seconds come on in! Or you want to ride in my phat camry har har to the sonic! I can buy you burger!?
He says giggling psychotically!

Then he picks up some stale McDonalds bag from the couch, which in a 650 square foot government subsidized home, isn?t a far walk?and he starts eating it. And eating it. And he keeps giggling. And eating. And staring at me. And eating. Until finally I get scared because I start to think that he is going to explode, sort of like Chet did in Weird Science. So I slam the door and run around the corner of the house. I am panting so fucking hard. But then I remembered this course I had to take a couple of years ago. It was called, Every Person deserves a cleaner world. In the course, they teach you to never give up on the world. So, I step out from behind the overflowing trash cans and around the piles of dogshit, and I write the guy a letter.

?

Sir, I realize that right now is your dinner time, and I can also see that dinner time for you is the most important part of your day, but I wanted you to please reconsider my proposition, so I left this note on your Camry. My goal is to help you and your family find an affordable solution in saving energy, as well as help the environment so that when your kids grow up, they can live in better world. My successes include years of fighting the waste management system behind your house that used an over abundance of methane for years.

I realize that living is tough for you, but you should consider yourself lucky. You have a car, you have your health your alive, and you have a roof over your head (although I noticed a portion of it is actually being supported by duct tape, you might look into that). Considering what you DO HAVE, I would hope that you would please do your part in trying to help the world become a better place. My experience with you today has caused me to lose all faith in humanity, you are big, scary and gross. I have a daughter myself, it kind of scares me that people like you exist. I am really depressed now.

I appreciate your understanding,

Thanks,

Cassidy.

So I leave it under the fat dudes windshield wiper and run away.
Anyways Diana, please take care of my daughter and my two cats.

Thanks.

The end.

G-Rotica · 08-27-2007, 02:37 PM

Had a hottie knock on the door about 2 weeks ago. Handed me a can of air freshner, just wanted to talk. She was hot, so I let her in. Well, some bozo followed her with a kirby. I threw them the fuck out. I already have one from 5 years ago when I wasn't home and my wife let someone in.

06-27-2007, 03:59 PM	#1
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	Dilema, need opinions on what to do here . So this girl comes to my door last night and she definatly looks like a methhead, and she has somethng in her hand like a folder, and she starts this spiel about selling yard spray maintenance or some shit. Well I am in th middle of having dinner. So I tell her try the neighbors I have no interest in whatever she is selling and am having dinner so I have to go, I shut my door and proceed to have my dinner. Today I wake up do some work, then go out in my Garage to hit my bags for a while. It is hot as fuck here so I open my garage door and POW! A note on my car..... hmmm now this could be any number of things, so I quickly grab the note and begin to inspects its contents for anything incriminating LOL . Well it was a note from this stupid bitch from last night. She was going on about how I was pompus and rich and that I was the cause of her losing all hope in humanity! She says she "was" and "ex" Addict ( of course it had to be meth) and that she has a daughter and is a single mom that had no luck and people like me are born lucky and with money and fancy cars and shit so we do not know what it is like to be in the real world. She then tells me that I am no better than her and that karma gets people like me. that it was extremely RUDE of me to not hear her story and at least give her the chance to sell something to me . WHAT THE FUCK???? I mean I am at MY house, Having MY dinner, and this stupid crack whore comes to try to sell me something un announced. Now I live in a nice neighborhood and I have a couple nice cars.... but RICH???? come on now .... they are not mercedes or Porsches in my drive way, it is not a gated community ( although those are looking better and better ) So because I tell her I am not interested and I am going to eat my dinner... she says I am self absorbed and an asshole because I will not give her my time at my house during my dinner hour...... she feels it should be time I give to HER instead apperantly! So should I just say fuck it another stupid bitch and let it go? should I call the company that has the flyers she left all over my nieghborhood and complain about this bitch and show her boss the letter she wrote me ? Or should I plan to have a break in since her and her crackhead friends have lost all hope for humanity and will probably try to rob my house LOL? __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

06-27-2007, 04:13 PM	#3
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06-27-2007, 04:15 PM	#4
Brother Bilo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in cage Posts: 4,193	Well, she knows where you live, so getting a crazy tweaker fired has it's downsides. __________________

06-27-2007, 04:16 PM	#5
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06-27-2007, 04:17 PM	#6
Profits of Doom Monster Rain Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mongo Posts: 4,978	I would just ignore it. It's not worth even the slightest possibility of some cowards coming back and vandalizing your cars, house, etc., which is exactly what they will do... __________________ “My Free Cams Affiliate Program by CrakRevenue”

06-27-2007, 04:11 PM	#2
Darkhorse Horsing Around Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: AU Posts: 5,864	Dude I am suprised this "meth addict" had the capacity to even write the letter in the first place let alone make it ledgible enough for you to read good on her lol......

06-27-2007, 04:19 PM	#7
camgirlshide Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,558	just think about what she COULD have done to your car. Mine was just keyed for no reason that I know of while in a store for 5 minutes. $1100 in damage. __________________ Useful adult webmaster links - Alphabetical list of solo models with webcam Stats on my best converting affiliate programs - camgirlshide webmaster blog complete list of affiliate programs I use.

06-27-2007, 04:26 PM	#8
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	It sounds like she was having a very frustrating day at a frustrating job. It's a good sign that she wrote a note instead of vandalizing your property. She may not enjoy society, but she's doing her best to fit in. __________________ email: [email protected]

06-27-2007, 04:29 PM	#9
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06-27-2007, 04:33 PM	#10
Honez Confirmed Brat Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 6,636	Let it go. Door to door sales is the armpit of sales jobs. YOurs was probably the 100th door to get shut in her face within hours and she was beaten down and frustrated and lucky for you, took it out textually rather than throwing a rock through your window. On another note, get yourself a No Soliciting sign for your door. We have one and it works wonders. __________________ Your Paysite Partner Hone at YourPaysitePartner dot Com Skype - Stressmonkey

06-27-2007, 04:34 PM	#11
shunga Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Loveland Posts: 994	You could try writing a note apologising if you came across like that, and explain the circumstances, and pass that on to her employer. As long as it's done in the right way it won't hurt her prospects and both of you will come out of it feeling better about what happened. __________________ Clockwork Cash - ICQ: 355-26-288 / Email: admin AT clockworkcash DOT com Asian Paysites : Exclusive Content : NATS or CCBill Thai Cuties : Shave Asians : JAVondemand

06-27-2007, 04:37 PM	#12
georgeyw 58008 53773 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 9,864	Just leave it. She probably has a really shitty life as is and as has been mentioned already - atleast she didn't cause any damage. Stepping on someone that is already down seems a little nasty. Remember 'sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me' __________________ TripleXPrint on Megan Fox "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

06-27-2007, 04:44 PM	#14
ztik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Nomad Posts: 5,196	So bassicly what she wanted to happen, happened. I would call her and tell her she can suck your dick for $25 and to come over every day at noon __________________ .

06-27-2007, 05:07 PM	#18
Tempest Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: West Coast, Canada. Posts: 10,217	Find out if in fact the company actually exists.. If it does, then give her a "good" job.. Gotta be willing to take a lot of shit if you're doing door to door sales IMO.. She apears to be serious about working to make a living.. It sounds like she's fairly articulate... Better then most of the people in this biz..

06-27-2007, 05:38 PM	#19
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	I say just let it go. I think Elli had some good points. She obviously doesn't know you - it's a safe bet you don't understand her.... she could be coming from one of a billion directions.... and like has been said - she opted to communicate instead of destroy for catharsis, so you shouldn't hold any malice, really.... even if she was off base, she was simply expressing herself. if you ever see her again, maybe ask her what that was all about.... otherwise, you're seeking to bring something more into your life that you've already deemed unstable. For that same reason, hiring her wouldn't be a very good idea, imho. Sure, door to door work takes some real focus to do (did it for a stint of time as a youth myself), but it sounds like, as much as she may want to fit in, she's a bit imbalanced - and that's going to reflect on you if she's in your employ. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31 Last edited by D; 06-27-2007 at 05:39 PM..

06-27-2007, 05:51 PM	#20
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06-27-2007, 06:42 PM	#21
Helix Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 5,999	I think she may have seen this post you made http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=746510 __________________ Free jscott !!! Free OneHungLo !!! Free Baddog !!!

06-27-2007, 06:48 PM	#22
J. Falcon www.AdultCopywriters.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 31,618	Try not to think about it. Negative energty is no good. __________________ Adult Copywriters SEO Content for Porn Sites sales at adultcopywriters dot com

06-27-2007, 07:03 PM	#23
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	I'm betting she thought you were cute which is why she even took the time to reach out and verbally poop all over your car. Maybe i'm getting old but is that what the meth head kids do now-a-days when they got issues? __________________ i like waffles

06-27-2007, 07:14 PM	#24
trafik2 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 112	thats kinda creepy __________________ Make Fat Fucking Cash!

06-27-2007, 08:10 PM	#25
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	what is the dilemma? what to have for dessert?

06-27-2007, 08:12 PM	#26
Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,343	personaly I get kinda mad when people knock on my door. Its my home, not a fucking business, and no I wont do business with anybody that knocks on my door and trys to sell me something. I do the same thing you did, tell them to go away and close the door. I bet she had those letters already written out and left them everywhere. And that "lucky" bullshit sets me off... hey I used to mow yards for a fucking living and taught myself to do websites at night. One morning I went outside to find out my lawnmowers had been stolen, so I switched to doing this fulltime. yeah, lucky me.. it took alot of fucking work, nobody gave me anything. Heh I hope that bitch comes over to my neighborhood __________________ 2 lifeguards for Jessica

06-27-2007, 08:21 PM	#27
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06-27-2007, 08:49 PM	#29
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06-27-2007, 10:44 PM	#30
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	you know, you could have fed the woman. not like it'd have ran you out of food (would it have ?)

06-27-2007, 10:55 PM	#32
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I would let it go.

06-28-2007, 02:48 AM	#33
not-a-troll Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: under-a-bridge Posts: 163	id start a thread about it.

06-28-2007, 08:17 AM	#35
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	Call her and say you're sorry and tell her you did think of a way she could earn some extra cash. Stop by around 5 and bring some heels. __________________

06-29-2007, 07:20 AM	#37
JayDeeZee Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,595	Here's some more info on that woman! Brilliant! http://www.imabro.com/bromasterblog/ __________________

06-29-2007, 07:23 AM	#38
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08-27-2007, 02:29 PM	#41
Lara Dymond Roxx Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: montreal Posts: 28	Hi Diana, I am writing you this letter because I have decided that I am going to commit suicide. I have loved the past few years of working with low income families in an attempt to help them save money on energy and also help save the environment, but after my experience today, I have lost all faith in humanity. I was out walking the streets again today trying to sell energy solutions intended for people that live in low income neighborhoods when I walk up to this guys home and knock. He comes to the door, immediately I noticed he had horseradish and ketchup on his cheeks and some kind of beefy strings in his teeth. GROSS! ?What the fuck? I thought. ?doesn?t this guy have napkins??? Fucking GROSS! I guess I don?t need to worry about the fat fuck wasting napkins!!!? was my first thought! Also, he was sweating really bad. I understand his home doesn?t have AC, but you would think he could wetnap his forehead and back?or something. Anyways, comes with the territory so I just press on. ?Hi Sir, I would like to offer you some affordable solutions aimed at conserving energy for people that live in low income neighborhoods, like yourself. The plan is already in action on several other homes in your neighborhood, you can see the signs in the lawns depicting such.? I said while smiling. ?Uba, wuba?.ubbbaaa?.wubbbbaaaaa??.uuuubbbbbbaaaaa?..wuu uuubbbbbbbaaaaa.. CHOOOOOOOOO!? The guy fucking sneezed on me! How fucking filthy is this? But oh, it gets worse! ?Here sir, would you like to read over this pamphlet?? I say and hand him the pamphlet. The guy looks at it and then says, ?I don?t need this lawn done.? Ummm?what the fuck? This guy was like some ghetto ass crackhead! Seriously! I looked at him real close while he stared at the pamphlet and realized he was having trouble reading it. This is pretty common in these type neighborhoods, but we deploy a different government agency out to help adults overcome illiteracy, so I made my usual note. Fat guy can?t read, send help. ?Sir, please, I am trying to save you money while also attempting to get you on board with saving the environment from harmful gases. I mean, not to be rude sir, but when was the last time you had that 91 Camry inspected for smog standards? I realize this is not something you have to do, considering the age of the car, but I have some connections that can help you get it checked out.? ?Ruff Ruff! I give mama a ride come on! I give you $200 and I fuck you in the neighbors house ok, ok?? He says to me, then the gross fucker starts winking at me and rolling his belly up and down! I couldn?t believe my eyes! So I look away right, trying to avoid watching this sick routine and I look inside his place and he has this big ass computer box with like, a 12 inch monitor, with this video of a guy jerking off on the face of some tranny! I have never in my life seen anything so filthy or disgusting, even in this piece of shit neighborhood! ?Sir, please, please, try to focus for like 2 seconds here.? I say pleading with him. ?har har 2 seconds come on in! Or you want to ride in my phat camry har har to the sonic! I can buy you burger!? He says giggling psychotically! Then he picks up some stale McDonalds bag from the couch, which in a 650 square foot government subsidized home, isn?t a far walk?and he starts eating it. And eating it. And he keeps giggling. And eating. And staring at me. And eating. Until finally I get scared because I start to think that he is going to explode, sort of like Chet did in Weird Science. So I slam the door and run around the corner of the house. I am panting so fucking hard. But then I remembered this course I had to take a couple of years ago. It was called, Every Person deserves a cleaner world. In the course, they teach you to never give up on the world. So, I step out from behind the overflowing trash cans and around the piles of dogshit, and I write the guy a letter. ? Sir, I realize that right now is your dinner time, and I can also see that dinner time for you is the most important part of your day, but I wanted you to please reconsider my proposition, so I left this note on your Camry. My goal is to help you and your family find an affordable solution in saving energy, as well as help the environment so that when your kids grow up, they can live in better world. My successes include years of fighting the waste management system behind your house that used an over abundance of methane for years. I realize that living is tough for you, but you should consider yourself lucky. You have a car, you have your health your alive, and you have a roof over your head (although I noticed a portion of it is actually being supported by duct tape, you might look into that). Considering what you DO HAVE, I would hope that you would please do your part in trying to help the world become a better place. My experience with you today has caused me to lose all faith in humanity, you are big, scary and gross. I have a daughter myself, it kind of scares me that people like you exist. I am really depressed now. I appreciate your understanding, Thanks, Cassidy. So I leave it under the fat dudes windshield wiper and run away. Anyways Diana, please take care of my daughter and my two cats. Thanks. The end. __________________ Associate yourself to a good cause with a sensual 'poz' _Lara Roxx

08-27-2007, 02:37 PM	#42
G-Rotica Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 4,258	Had a hottie knock on the door about 2 weeks ago. Handed me a can of air freshner, just wanted to talk. She was hot, so I let her in. Well, some bozo followed her with a kirby. I threw them the fuck out. I already have one from 5 years ago when I wasn't home and my wife let someone in. __________________