Lara Dymond Roxx

Hi Diana,

I am writing you this letter because I have decided that I am going to commit suicide. I have loved the past few years of working with low income families in an attempt to help them save money on energy and also help save the environment, but after my experience today, I have lost all faith in humanity.

I was out walking the streets again today trying to sell energy solutions intended for people that live in low income neighborhoods when I walk up to this guys home and knock. He comes to the door, immediately I noticed he had horseradish and ketchup on his cheeks and some kind of beefy strings in his teeth.

GROSS!

?What the fuck?
I thought.

?doesn?t this guy have napkins??? Fucking GROSS! I guess I don?t need to worry about the fat fuck wasting napkins!!!? was my first thought! Also, he was sweating really bad. I understand his home doesn?t have AC, but you would think he could wetnap his forehead and back?or something.

Anyways, comes with the territory so I just press on.

?Hi Sir, I would like to offer you some affordable solutions aimed at conserving energy for people that live in low income neighborhoods, like yourself. The plan is already in action on several other homes in your neighborhood, you can see the signs in the lawns depicting such.?
I said while smiling.

?Uba, wuba?.ubbbaaa?.wubbbbaaaaa??.uuuubbbbbbaaaaa?..wuu uuubbbbbbbaaaaa..
CHOOOOOOOOO!?

The guy fucking sneezed on me! How fucking filthy is this? But oh, it gets worse!

?Here sir, would you like to read over this pamphlet??
I say and hand him the pamphlet.

The guy looks at it and then says,

?I don?t need this lawn done.?

Ummm?what the fuck? This guy was like some ghetto ass crackhead! Seriously! I looked at him real close while he stared at the pamphlet and realized he was having trouble reading it. This is pretty common in these type neighborhoods, but we deploy a different government agency out to help adults overcome illiteracy, so I made my usual note. Fat guy can?t read, send help.

?Sir, please, I am trying to save you money while also attempting to get you on board with saving the environment from harmful gases. I mean, not to be rude sir, but when was the last time you had that 91 Camry inspected for smog standards? I realize this is not something you have to do, considering the age of the car, but I have some connections that can help you get it checked out.?

?Ruff Ruff! I give mama a ride come on! I give you $200 and I fuck you in the neighbors house ok, ok??
He says to me, then the gross fucker starts winking at me and rolling his belly up and down! I couldn?t believe my eyes! So I look away right, trying to avoid watching this sick routine and I look inside his place and he has this big ass computer box with like, a 12 inch monitor, with this video of a guy jerking off on the face of some tranny! I have never in my life seen anything so filthy or disgusting, even in this piece of shit neighborhood!

?Sir, please, please, try to focus for like 2 seconds here.?
I say pleading with him.

?har har 2 seconds come on in! Or you want to ride in my phat camry har har to the sonic! I can buy you burger!?
He says giggling psychotically!

Then he picks up some stale McDonalds bag from the couch, which in a 650 square foot government subsidized home, isn?t a far walk?and he starts eating it. And eating it. And he keeps giggling. And eating. And staring at me. And eating. Until finally I get scared because I start to think that he is going to explode, sort of like Chet did in Weird Science. So I slam the door and run around the corner of the house. I am panting so fucking hard. But then I remembered this course I had to take a couple of years ago. It was called, Every Person deserves a cleaner world. In the course, they teach you to never give up on the world. So, I step out from behind the overflowing trash cans and around the piles of dogshit, and I write the guy a letter.

?

Sir, I realize that right now is your dinner time, and I can also see that dinner time for you is the most important part of your day, but I wanted you to please reconsider my proposition, so I left this note on your Camry. My goal is to help you and your family find an affordable solution in saving energy, as well as help the environment so that when your kids grow up, they can live in better world. My successes include years of fighting the waste management system behind your house that used an over abundance of methane for years.

I realize that living is tough for you, but you should consider yourself lucky. You have a car, you have your health your alive, and you have a roof over your head (although I noticed a portion of it is actually being supported by duct tape, you might look into that). Considering what you DO HAVE, I would hope that you would please do your part in trying to help the world become a better place. My experience with you today has caused me to lose all faith in humanity, you are big, scary and gross. I have a daughter myself, it kind of scares me that people like you exist. I am really depressed now.


I appreciate your understanding,

Thanks,

Cassidy.

So I leave it under the fat dudes windshield wiper and run away.
Anyways Diana, please take care of my daughter and my two cats.

Thanks.

The end.

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Associate yourself to a good cause with a sensual 'poz' _Lara Roxx