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luv$ · 06-28-2007, 05:48 PM

lol @ this thread

SBJ · 06-28-2007, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie

I can deal with snoring. Im a stoned cold sleeper. Fellas post pics my roommie and i are taking applications. hehe

lol I'll apply and i think you have hung out with me enough to know what i look like without pics

thehose · 06-28-2007, 06:05 PM

you are doing it wrong.

Put the can on the fridge 5 minutes, then with one hand grab the handle of the fridge and open it.. with the other hand take the can out. Almost there!

sit, put can between your hot legs.
place your hand on metal cover and leave it there a few seconds to warm the cover (therefore it expands).

Open it! (not the legs)

-- itadakimasu!

Scroto · 06-28-2007, 06:29 PM

man in the house also = pee on the toilet seat

smashface · 06-28-2007, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty

Maybe I've just never found the right man.

I think we can setup a nice Reality site trying to find you a man PK.

PersianKitty · 06-28-2007, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashface

I think we can setup a nice Reality site trying to find you a man PK.

Haha.. my DIL and I had a laugh the other day that I needed one of those "bachelorette" kinda shows.

PK

SBJ · 06-28-2007, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thehose

you are doing it wrong.

.........

Open it! (not the legs)

-- itadakimasu!

hey if shirley wants to open her legs i wouldn't complain

V_RocKs · 06-28-2007, 07:08 PM

I'd hit it, 2x's!

Drake · 06-28-2007, 08:28 PM

[GFY pickup line]I can open anything you want me to, baby[/GFY pickup line]

Pornwolf · 06-28-2007, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty;

Haha.. my DIL and I had a laugh the other day that I needed one of those "bachelorette" kinda shows.

PK

I've been applying for the PK houseboy gig for 5 years now.

I'm here for you B.

uno · 06-28-2007, 10:47 PM

How much is rent?

tolik · 06-29-2007, 12:52 AM

blonde. hm. who is your roommate? post some pics ;)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-29-2007, 04:56 AM

i haven't read a SINGLE respons ein this entire thread, but i'm going to assume that of the 60 responses posted, every one of them is an eager man waving his hands in the air to volunteer...

to this i say, open your own damn apple juice!

j/k. did you try running the top under hot water, or twisting it off with a wet dish rag?

punker barbie · 06-29-2007, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tolik

blonde. hm. who is your roommate? post some pics ;)

shes the girl on the right

Tom_PM · 06-29-2007, 12:21 PM

Whoa she's a cutie too.

I can twist off caps, kill scorpions, and be designated driver!

ProducerCashDave · 06-29-2007, 12:31 PM

Nice pic

punker barbie · 07-02-2007, 11:27 AM

**Bumpity Bump for applicants*

Ivo · 07-02-2007, 11:40 AM

Can i help you with your household?? The pink team will do good together

Jman · 07-02-2007, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie

**Bumpity Bump for applicants*

I cook like a chef, I am clean and toilet trained.

I role perfect blunts and I got a french tongue.

I am looking for a winter home in AZ from November to April.

Let me know if that would work for you Babe

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 07-02-2007, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

I role perfect blunts and I got a french tongue.

you spelt roll wrong, but i forgive this...
neverhteless, the challenge has been issued...

ROLL OFF!!!!!

Jarmusch · 07-02-2007, 12:26 PM

Eat a few burgers and you'll be opening apple juice bottles in no time.

Mr. Garibaldi · 07-02-2007, 12:46 PM

so the bottle is still unopened?

Brother Bilo · 07-02-2007, 12:50 PM

When do I move in???

needlive · 07-02-2007, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie

Neither my roommate and i can open the apple juice bottle

Typical women lol

(only joking of course)

ModelPerfect · 07-02-2007, 01:00 PM

Put my name in the hat.

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