serious? a witness?

My neighbour is one ....not influenced by her parents or anything but by her own free will

she is well educated and is a cool girl ...at uni with me....i just get confused by people like this

did you jump off just like that?

You'll have to ask for one the regular t-shirts are the same.


:winkwink:

ok smarty pants ...this does not solve my problem


my boobs have yet to grow

as in not having a straight coat hanger in my hand...

will that do it?

I say, "But you hate my kind."

let's say: i removed the speaker :winkwink:

no insurance and vaccum cleaner guys either :1orglaugh

The wife and I invited a pair of JHs (a young guy and a chick) in to our place a few years back - and ushered them downstairs to the dungeon studio. We offered to pull up a few chairs and sit down to chat a while, but after eyeballing all the bondage and torture gear, the guy quickly mentioned they had a "lot of ground to cover" and had to get going.

I thought his abruptness was rather rude, given that we offered them polite and cordial hospitality. As I showed them the door, I handed the chick (rather plain-looking...but had potential) a business card and invited her to "drop by anytime" if she was seriously interested in chatting about her lifestyle and religion in relation to ours.

She hasn't called. :1orglaugh

Last time one knocked on our door they asked if I had talked to God altely, so i responded " Actually I just got off the phone with him, Would you like me to call him back?" every since then none of them have ever come back.

i show 'em my gun

Start quacking at them?

i try to get as many free copies of their book as possible.

"Have you read the book of blah blah blah?"
"No, but I'd love to, can I have your copy?"
"Err.. Well"
"Is that what you guys are doing out here? Giving out copies of
the book of blah blah blah? Awesome!"
"Well, no-"
"Then what are you doing?"

Just keep going ike that.
It's really fun.

i just kill them and store in the basement
but they keep coming....huh?

well, infact we dont have those over here

I show them some Extreme Asses and they pretty much leave me alone after that.

I offer them a beer.

i talk to them in a good way... just a respect for their beliefs...

I show them my collection of cat skulls. Always amusing.

I got tricked, when I was single and living alone, 2 super hot girls knock at my door and start talking about the bible, they asked to come in and i said sure.. and at the time I didnt have a couch so my mattress and boxspring was in my livingroom.. where i had my projector tv and computer hooked up to it.. anyways for about 3-4 times these 2 chicks came to my house and sat on my bed and read me the bible.. I was only praying something would happen, after a few visits 2 guys knocked at my door told me they were replacing the girls cause they moved, and I shut the door on them.

true story. probably wont ever forget it.

Ask them for thier address so you can visit them and try to convert them to your religion!

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/wizard.jpg

That pretty much gets rid of them for me.

Last time I was unlucky enough to open the door to them, I told them I worship in private and to me religion is a personal thing. Told them I respected their personal choices and would never try to talk them out of it, and asked for the same in return. Have a nice day.

wow :1orglaugh :1orglaugh lol

I ask them if they can read the no soliciting sign...that usually works

Ask about their Magical Underwear...they get really sensitive about that shit

LoL usually im like uh no....thanks....please don't come by again.....and they leave after i shut the door on em..

I tell them I'm not interested... no need to be an ass

Haven't seen any at the new house but they are some of the most fun to debate with. Some of them are very well educated FROM THEIR POINT OF VIEW.

that does sound good...but i'm rather retarded with that type of stuff

nice touch the business card:1orglaugh


i don't have a dungeon though...

i invite them in to read me passages from their bible, then i attempt to read them passages form lavey's satanic bible. it's doesn't go over so well...

Some showed up at my door saturday morning, asked me if I wanted to hear about our saviour jesus christ, I said well you can come in and talk to him yourself, he's beating my ass at gears of war on the 360, but he goes by the spanish word HEYSOOS! Then I shut the door on them...

This was the first time I have ever had them show up at my door here, suprised someone didn't shoot em with their redneck shotgun!

:thumbsup same. applies to the phone too - friends know to call me on my cellphone only. Why the fuck would I want to talk to complete strangers about my non-religious beliefs arguing the toss when I could be taking a dump instead.

wish i had more j-dubs drop by my place, they all seem to steer clear of me lately :(

blacklisted heh

I tell them that a good quality cult would send a hottie over for me to fuck.

Me too. I think I actually got one or two to quit the religion lol