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wyldblyss 06-25-2007 04:59 PM
I just say "I'm sorry, I'm not interested" and I close the door.

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by trafik2 (Post 12658139)
I am polite, I just tell them i'm not interested.
often hard to get a word in when they start quoting the bible

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bns666 (Post 12658141)
I once asked about their opinion on sadomasochism when they came to my door and they asked me if they could come in so we can discuss it.

Then I said: Only if I can demonstrate some of it to the lady :)

(she was around 35 and cute)

I wonder why they left :)
:1orglaugh way to go

WarChild 06-25-2007 05:02 PM
I have 3 Rottweilers.

Zuzana Designs 06-25-2007 05:03 PM
my dog keeps them away from the door

kittengerl 06-25-2007 05:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aico (Post 12658103)
If I am not expecting anyone, I don't answer the door. If you come over without calling first, don't expect me to answer the door.
I'm the same way.. especially since I live alone. Unless I can peek outside and recognize the person, then I will let them in.

My grandparents used to get Jehovah's witnesses a lot because they lived near one of their centers.

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dodger21 (Post 12658143)
DH showed up to my door naked once.
:jerkoff

Deej 06-25-2007 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12658109)
your wife?
Oh garsh no, my wife dosnt like anal...

LadyMischief 06-25-2007 05:05 PM
Tell them that you were disfellowshipped for loose conduct and that you have joined a satanist sex cult. They will cross you off their list and not come back, it's part of their "policy" ;)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-25-2007 05:05 PM
http://ladybunny.net/blog/uploaded_i...ker-776315.jpg

ADG

MaDalton 06-25-2007 05:06 PM
i never had any of them ring at my door - but since i sleep during the day and have my bell switched off i might have simply missed them. not that i care anyways

edit: 50 religious nuts ;)

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12658147)
I remember one time I told them I was too busy to talk. They asked if they could help. When I asked if they knew html they admitted they did not and left freely.
:1orglaugh nice reply ...would love to see some html witnesses

baddog 06-25-2007 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12658195)
well i questioned them on the blood transfusions once ...but hey i've been dealing with the uk /german group

for them the word of the bible is law...no matter how stupid it seems
Stick to the Bible, much more effective.

Quote:
Originally Posted by wizhard (Post 12658202)
In my experiences these people are too well brainwashed to consider anything other than what the've already had drummed into them, ( generally from an early age ), regardless of what evidence you confound them with.

Lol, just like the old saying goes - A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing

Point out things like fossils, dinosaurs, evolution and the fact that if any of these things had been discussed in biblical times the person talking about it would have been taken outside the city gates and stoned to death.

When you point out the OT had limited resources, they can see the light.

TurboAngel 06-25-2007 05:09 PM
I put my AFF tank on before I open the door, works like a charm.

http://www.turboface.com/misc/afftanktop1.jpg


:winkwink:

Rochard 06-25-2007 05:10 PM
I always invite them, let them chat, serve them some tea...... then ask them if they allow pornographers into their church.

Then tell them that the entire house is wired and they are on a porn site live right now.

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PointerAdv_Lindsay (Post 12658148)
Man... I had these two show up at my house and they kept coming back because I was nice. I was like "Cool.. we can chat". They wouldn't stop coming. Every other day. It was getting a lil weird. I finally seized the opportunity to tell them that I work in the adult entertainment industry when we were talking about not judging others.

They never came back.
that's how it worked for me...only i started to bang on about the right to be gay(not that I am gay) but anyways...i moved to germany the next week...so I don't know if they came back

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PointerAdv_Lindsay (Post 12658148)
Man... I had these two show up at my house and they kept coming back because I was nice. I was like "Cool.. we can chat". They wouldn't stop coming. Every other day. It was getting a lil weird. I finally seized the opportunity to tell them that I work in the adult entertainment industry when we were talking about not judging others.

They never came back.
that's how it worked for me...only i started to bang on about the right to be gay(not that I am gay) but anyways...i moved to germany the next week...so I don't know if they came back

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PointerAdv_Lindsay (Post 12658148)
Man... I had these two show up at my house and they kept coming back because I was nice. I was like "Cool.. we can chat". They wouldn't stop coming. Every other day. It was getting a lil weird. I finally seized the opportunity to tell them that I work in the adult entertainment industry when we were talking about not judging others.

They never came back.
that's how it worked for me...only i started to bang on about the right to be gay(not that I am gay) but anyways...i moved to germany the next week...so I don't know if they came back

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wizhard (Post 12658160)
The second word I usually say to them is "off"

Can anyone guess what the first one is ? :winkwink:
naaa don't have a clue...hey that is rude:(

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 12658154)
I just tell them I'm an Atheist and they usally apologize for bothering me and then go bother my next door neighbor.
would that not give them an extra incentive to bother you?

D 06-25-2007 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12658214)
sounds like a plan...but i am sure if i claim to be an apostate they'll be able to look it up...
Maybe.

But even if they don't find data on you, I still doubt they'd chance visiting you again.

Just need to say "Thanks... but I'm an apostate - I'm sure you understand." and try not to let their looking at you as the devil incarnate get to you as you shut the door.

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BradM (Post 12658203)
I try to sell them Atheism.
must be a hard sell

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Revshare-Omar (Post 12658219)
I open the door naked !
you too?

i feel sorry for the us postal service:Oh crap

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wyldblyss (Post 12658225)
I just say "I'm sorry, I'm not interested" and I close the door.
I'm too polite:(

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 12658237)
I have 3 Rottweilers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 12658242)
my dog keeps them away from the door
lol i don't even have a cat

Donkey Punch 06-25-2007 05:29 PM
I'd tell them come in and join the party

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 12658250)
Tell them that you were disfellowshipped for loose conduct and that you have joined a satanist sex cult. They will cross you off their list and not come back, it's part of their "policy" ;)
just thinking about it:jerkoff

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deej (Post 12658249)
Oh garsh no, my wife dosnt like anal...
oh.....:(

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12658251)
lol nice...might cause disruption in the neighbourhood though:1orglaugh

shekinah 06-25-2007 05:38 PM
I do respect peoples beliefs so I don't mind at all unless if it is related to murder or something!:)

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 12658253)
i never had any of them ring at my door - but since i sleep during the day and have my bell switched off i might have simply missed them. not that i care anyways

edit: 50 religious nuts ;)
never had a place where the bell could be shut off...only taped it over

Ayla_SquareTurtle 06-25-2007 05:40 PM
Personally, I don't even answer the door if I don't know the person. that goes for religious freaks, sales people, whoever.

LadyMischief 06-25-2007 05:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 12658383)
just thinking about it:jerkoff
Trust me I was raised as one, I know what works :P

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 12658260)
I put my AFF tank on before I open the door, works like a charm.

http://www.turboface.com/misc/afftanktop1.jpg


:winkwink:
first off I don't have an aff top

secondly my boobs are a little smaller:winkwink:

ok so this won't work for me

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 12658263)
I always invite them, let them chat, serve them some tea...... then ask them if they allow pornographers into their church.

Then tell them that the entire house is wired and they are on a porn site live right now.
:1orglaugh my place is too messy to let anyone in

SomeCreep 06-25-2007 05:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12658251)
:1orglaugh

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by D (Post 12658306)
Maybe.

But even if they don't find data on you, I still doubt they'd chance visiting you again.

Just need to say "Thanks... but I'm an apostate - I'm sure you understand." and try not to let their looking at you as the devil incarnate get to you as you shut the door.
as in I are teh evil gay 2 horns on my head etc

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donkey Punch (Post 12658371)
I'd tell them come in and join the party
along the lines of " hey I'm donkey punch and I'm having a gangbang right now...etc"

jaysmoke 06-25-2007 05:49 PM
i put fake blood on my hands and shirt and have a bent coat hanger in my hand

Silly Guy 06-25-2007 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shekinah (Post 12658423)
I do respect peoples beliefs so I don't mind at all unless if it is related to murder or something!:)
hey I respect all beliefs...just depending on how nuts they are i react accordingly


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