Originally Posted by Bake (Post 12658128)

Put a porn dvd on and turn up the Volume and then act like nothing is wrong ask him if he has any attractive daughters

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 12658727)

let's say: i removed the speaker :winkwink:

no insurance and vaccum cleaner guys either :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 12659055)

The wife and I invited a pair of JHs (a young guy and a chick) in to our place a few years back - and ushered them downstairs to the dungeon studio. We offered to pull up a few chairs and sit down to chat a while, but after eyeballing all the bondage and torture gear, the guy quickly mentioned they had a "lot of ground to cover" and had to get going.

I thought his abruptness was rather rude, given that we offered them polite and cordial hospitality. As I showed them the door, I handed the chick (rather plain-looking...but had potential) a business card and invited her to "drop by anytime" if she was seriously interested in chatting about her lifestyle and religion in relation to ours.

She hasn't called. :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by aico (Post 12658103)

If I am not expecting anyone, I don't answer the door. If you come over without calling first, don't expect me to answer the door.

Originally Posted by Pete-KT (Post 12659305)

Last time one knocked on our door they asked if I had talked to God altely, so i responded " Actually I just got off the phone with him, Would you like me to call him back?" every since then none of them have ever come back.

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 12658092)

Without opening the door and before they start their babbling, I ask them, "Does this have anything to do with religion, donations, or the selling of any product?"

They say, "Yes." I say, "Not interested. Good bye."

And that's it.

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12658074)

I like to show them the error in their beliefs