i never had any of them ring at my door - but since i sleep during the day and have my bell switched off i might have simply missed them. not that i care anyways

edit: 50 religious nuts ;)

:1orglaugh nice reply ...would love to see some html witnesses

Stick to the Bible, much more effective.


Point out things like fossils, dinosaurs, evolution and the fact that if any of these things had been discussed in biblical times the person talking about it would have been taken outside the city gates and stoned to death.

When you point out the OT had limited resources, they can see the light.

I put my AFF tank on before I open the door, works like a charm.

http://www.turboface.com/misc/afftanktop1.jpg


:winkwink:

I always invite them, let them chat, serve them some tea...... then ask them if they allow pornographers into their church.

Then tell them that the entire house is wired and they are on a porn site live right now.

that's how it worked for me...only i started to bang on about the right to be gay(not that I am gay) but anyways...i moved to germany the next week...so I don't know if they came back

that's how it worked for me...only i started to bang on about the right to be gay(not that I am gay) but anyways...i moved to germany the next week...so I don't know if they came back

that's how it worked for me...only i started to bang on about the right to be gay(not that I am gay) but anyways...i moved to germany the next week...so I don't know if they came back

naaa don't have a clue...hey that is rude:(

would that not give them an extra incentive to bother you?

Maybe.

But even if they don't find data on you, I still doubt they'd chance visiting you again.

Just need to say "Thanks... but I'm an apostate - I'm sure you understand." and try not to let their looking at you as the devil incarnate get to you as you shut the door.

must be a hard sell

you too?

i feel sorry for the us postal service:Oh crap

I'm too polite:(

lol i don't even have a cat

I'd tell them come in and join the party

just thinking about it:jerkoff

oh.....:(

lol nice...might cause disruption in the neighbourhood though:1orglaugh

I do respect peoples beliefs so I don't mind at all unless if it is related to murder or something!:)

never had a place where the bell could be shut off...only taped it over

Personally, I don't even answer the door if I don't know the person. that goes for religious freaks, sales people, whoever.

Trust me I was raised as one, I know what works :P

first off I don't have an aff top

secondly my boobs are a little smaller:winkwink:

ok so this won't work for me

:1orglaugh my place is too messy to let anyone in

:1orglaugh

as in I are teh evil gay 2 horns on my head etc

along the lines of " hey I'm donkey punch and I'm having a gangbang right now...etc"

i put fake blood on my hands and shirt and have a bent coat hanger in my hand

hey I respect all beliefs...just depending on how nuts they are i react accordingly

serious? a witness?

My neighbour is one ....not influenced by her parents or anything but by her own free will

she is well educated and is a cool girl ...at uni with me....i just get confused by people like this

did you jump off just like that?

You'll have to ask for one the regular t-shirts are the same.


:winkwink:

ok smarty pants ...this does not solve my problem


my boobs have yet to grow

as in not having a straight coat hanger in my hand...

will that do it?

I say, "But you hate my kind."

let's say: i removed the speaker :winkwink:

no insurance and vaccum cleaner guys either :1orglaugh

The wife and I invited a pair of JHs (a young guy and a chick) in to our place a few years back - and ushered them downstairs to the dungeon studio. We offered to pull up a few chairs and sit down to chat a while, but after eyeballing all the bondage and torture gear, the guy quickly mentioned they had a "lot of ground to cover" and had to get going.

I thought his abruptness was rather rude, given that we offered them polite and cordial hospitality. As I showed them the door, I handed the chick (rather plain-looking...but had potential) a business card and invited her to "drop by anytime" if she was seriously interested in chatting about her lifestyle and religion in relation to ours.

She hasn't called. :1orglaugh

Last time one knocked on our door they asked if I had talked to God altely, so i responded " Actually I just got off the phone with him, Would you like me to call him back?" every since then none of them have ever come back.

i show 'em my gun

Start quacking at them?

i try to get as many free copies of their book as possible.

"Have you read the book of blah blah blah?"
"No, but I'd love to, can I have your copy?"
"Err.. Well"
"Is that what you guys are doing out here? Giving out copies of
the book of blah blah blah? Awesome!"
"Well, no-"
"Then what are you doing?"

Just keep going ike that.
It's really fun.

i just kill them and store in the basement
but they keep coming....huh?

well, infact we dont have those over here

I show them some Extreme Asses and they pretty much leave me alone after that.

I offer them a beer.

i talk to them in a good way... just a respect for their beliefs...

I show them my collection of cat skulls. Always amusing.

I got tricked, when I was single and living alone, 2 super hot girls knock at my door and start talking about the bible, they asked to come in and i said sure.. and at the time I didnt have a couch so my mattress and boxspring was in my livingroom.. where i had my projector tv and computer hooked up to it.. anyways for about 3-4 times these 2 chicks came to my house and sat on my bed and read me the bible.. I was only praying something would happen, after a few visits 2 guys knocked at my door told me they were replacing the girls cause they moved, and I shut the door on them.

true story. probably wont ever forget it.

Ask them for thier address so you can visit them and try to convert them to your religion!

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/wizard.jpg

That pretty much gets rid of them for me.