[joke] Blondes are so dumb... - GoFuckYourself.com

Goodings Media · 07-13-2007, 02:27 AM

Just found this and mate me chuckle

thought I'd share, GFY should have a joke thread every day

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A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your licence?

Lady: what does it look like?

Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

Goodings Media · 07-13-2007, 02:29 AM

hehe another... not a blonde one though but... meh

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After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

Violetta · 07-13-2007, 04:27 AM

haha... thanks for sharing!

KILL_FRENZY · 07-13-2007, 05:30 AM

gimo33 · 07-13-2007, 05:35 AM

lol...... good one

Sexsitesurfer · 07-13-2007, 05:42 AM

Situations I''d never like to be in:

1) "That's me before the operation."

bobby666 · 07-13-2007, 06:11 AM

lol

ADL Josh · 07-13-2007, 06:45 AM

haha, nice

Scott McD · 07-13-2007, 06:51 AM

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Boobs · 07-13-2007, 06:53 AM

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The Sultan Of Smut · 07-13-2007, 07:10 AM

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BoyAlley · 07-13-2007, 07:15 AM

sniperwolf · 07-13-2007, 07:52 AM

i've heard the second one before but still made me laugh!

amandaspost · 07-13-2007, 08:45 AM

Skillz Unlimited · 07-13-2007, 08:51 AM

I Like The Second One

ClevelandSlim · 07-13-2007, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexsitesurfer

Situations I''d never like to be in...

again?

LOL

07-13-2007, 02:27 AM	#1
Goodings Media Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,987	[joke] Blondes are so dumb... Just found this and mate me chuckle thought I'd share, GFY should have a joke thread every day ************** A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what does it look like? Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.' __________________ ICQ: 446-568-913 Email: liam\|\|goodingsmedia.com msn:** [email protected]

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Goodings Media Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,987	hehe another... not a blonde one though but... meh ************* After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation." __________________ ICQ: 446-568-913 Email: liam\|\|goodingsmedia.com msn:** [email protected]

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