[joke] Blondes are so dumb...
 

Just found this and mate me chuckle :) thought I'd share, GFY should have a joke thread every day :thumbsup

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A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your licence?

Lady: what does it look like?

Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

hehe another... not a blonde one though but... meh

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After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

haha... thanks for sharing!

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lol...... good one :1orglaugh

Situations I''d never like to be in:

1) "That's me before the operation."

:Oh crap:Oh crap

:1orglaugh lol :1orglaugh

haha, nice:thumbsup

Both pretty good... :1orglaugh

the second one is funny :1orglaugh

The first one was the best!

:1orglaugh i've heard the second one before but still made me laugh!:1orglaugh

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I Like The Second One

again?

LOL