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08-29-2002, 11:53 PM
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Post your Michael Jackson Jokes Here
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14." 
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08-29-2002, 11:56 PM
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btw - i hear michael jackson loves to blow bubbles
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08-29-2002, 11:58 PM
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yadda yadda something about boys pants being half off at target blah blah blah
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08-29-2002, 11:59 PM
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08-29-2002, 11:59 PM
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Professor Rocky! Got much love for ya dude. Now, on with my corny MJ Joke.
What do MJ and K-Mart have in common? They both have boys underwear half off. Hey, I told you it was corny!  |
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08-30-2002, 12:00 AM
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08-30-2002, 12:00 AM
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Dammit, looks like Wonton was typing at the same time that I was. Sorry 'bout dat.
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08-30-2002, 12:01 AM
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Michael Jackson is black..........*Rimshot*
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08-30-2002, 12:02 AM
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08-30-2002, 12:03 AM
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Q:What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A:Michael Jackson's hand! Heard a good one about his nose but I'm too fucked up to remember. |
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08-30-2002, 12:04 AM
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DrunkDollars,
I'll be in LA friday night...till uhm...monday I think...we wanna go to a club one night...the dd crew should show us the ropes...plus I wanna wax andy's tight ass for old times sake...
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08-30-2002, 12:06 AM
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oh come on...Micheal Jackson is an easy target...get some comedy balls...how about going after someone a little tougher to get a laugh out of? I haven't heard any good Ronald Reagan jokes in awhile...you want tough? how about a Jon Bennet Ramsey joke?
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08-30-2002, 12:06 AM
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08-30-2002, 12:08 AM
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Ronald Reagan walks into a bar...sits down and says to the tender..."Uhm, well.......uhhhhh.....uhm.....well.....uhhhhh...."
Yea I'm makin these up...so the fuck what...
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08-30-2002, 12:08 AM
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HOAX the cameras and our La club guide will all be in Havasu this weekend
But Andy and I will be home and Im sure we can find some trouble..
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08-30-2002, 12:22 AM
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YEah I ain't looking for that kinda fun...just chill my wifes sister wants to go dancing...plus there's the andy's ass thing...
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