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Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks:

"Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."


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btw - i hear michael jackson loves to blow bubbles

yadda yadda something about boys pants being half off at target blah blah blah

The monkey?
haha

Professor Rocky! Got much love for ya dude. Now, on with my corny MJ Joke.

What do MJ and K-Mart have in common?
They both have boys underwear half off.

Hey, I told you it was corny! :1orglaugh

Stop posting my quote or I'll release the MegaPede.

Dammit, looks like Wonton was typing at the same time that I was. Sorry 'bout dat.

Michael Jackson is black..........*Rimshot*

That's the funniest one I've heard in years!!

Q:What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A:Michael Jackson's hand!

Heard a good one about his nose but I'm too fucked up to remember.

DrunkDollars,


I'll be in LA friday night...till uhm...monday I think...we wanna go to a club one night...the dd crew should show us the ropes...plus I wanna wax andy's tight ass for old times sake...

oh come on...Micheal Jackson is an easy target...get some comedy balls...how about going after someone a little tougher to get a laugh out of? I haven't heard any good Ronald Reagan jokes in awhile...you want tough? how about a Jon Bennet Ramsey joke?

then i'll be forced to release the UberPede!
:Graucho



Professor Deb is in da house
:winkwink:

Ronald Reagan walks into a bar...sits down and says to the tender..."Uhm, well.......uhhhhh.....uhm.....well.....uhhhhh...."


Yea I'm makin these up...so the fuck what...

HOAX the cameras and our La club guide will all be in Havasu this weekend

But Andy and I will be home and Im sure we can find some trouble..

Old goths don't die, they just need less makeup.

YEah I ain't looking for that kinda fun...just chill my wifes sister wants to go dancing...plus there's the andy's ass thing...