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Martin · 08-29-2002, 10:58 PM

I've had them for almost 4 hours now.. Can't get rid of them.. Going crazy here ..

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 10:58 PM

Bacardi

TDF · 08-29-2002, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by Martin
I've had them for almost 4 hours now.. Can't get rid of them.. Going crazy here ..

swallow a gerbill

titmowse · 08-29-2002, 10:59 PM

i know a sure fire cure but i ain't tellin

Martin · 08-29-2002, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by titmowse
i know a sure fire cure but i ain't tellin

Save Me! I'll owe ya one ..

eroswebmaster · 08-29-2002, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Martin

Save Me! I'll owe ya one ..

That's not healthy...I had a youth pastor back in the 80's (and no he didn't touch my pee pee) ended up in the hospital after almost 24 hours straight with hicoughs.

titmowse · 08-29-2002, 11:06 PM

say Cozy Frog is the Best and i will

GTS Mark · 08-29-2002, 11:07 PM

Grab 2 ice cubes. Press them directly against your adams apple then slowly pull them back towards the sides of your neck. This will desentize the nerves in your neck and make you less suceptible to hickups.

Well that is what I read anyways I am not totally sure if it works.

DH

Martin · 08-29-2002, 11:08 PM

That goes with out saying.. Come on ...

Sly_RJ · 08-29-2002, 11:11 PM

Table spoon of sugar or peanut butter should do it.

Martin · 08-29-2002, 11:11 PM

Yeah sure DH..

titmowse · 08-29-2002, 11:12 PM

hmmm...okay.

1) get a glass of tap water, no ice, not chilled.

2) take a breath in, drink a sip

3) let the breath out, take a sip

4) repeat the steps about ten-15 times

if this doesn't work, then you really should consult a physician

Rocky · 08-29-2002, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Table spoon of sugar

works every time for me

if that doesn't do the job then drink a glass of water upside down

*i know, it's hard to explain and hard to visualize - but to get you started, instead of putting your mouth to the rim of the glass directly in front of you, tilt your head forward and drink from the other side of the rim of the glass, while tilting the glass away from you

On-top · 08-29-2002, 11:56 PM

- Take a deep breathe and hold it.
- Swallow.
- Close your eyes.
- Try to imagine Abraham Lincoln's face on a 5 dollar bill until you can't hold your breathe anymore.

Sounds silly, but it always works.

Mr Nice Guy · 08-29-2002, 11:57 PM

I heard about this one guy who had hiccups for like two years, he couldn't get rid of them. I think he eventually killed himself....

but don't think about that. :-)

Martin · 08-29-2002, 11:58 PM

Nothing is working.. Well going to try and sleep it off..

Pass out to some Law & Order re-runs on A&E.. Works everytime

Peace

Cheshire · 08-29-2002, 11:59 PM

THIS is GOING to WORK!

Take a teaspoon of vinegar ~ preferably balsamic for the taste ~ swallow it and your hiccups will be gone. If the first one doesn't work though, just take a second teaspoon of it. I've NEVER had to take more than two and my hiccups dissapeared by my first breath.

titmowse · 08-30-2002, 12:04 AM

poor martin. i hope you get the hiccups stopped.

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titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	hmmm...okay. 1) get a glass of tap water, no ice, not chilled. 2) take a breath in, drink a sip 3) let the breath out, take a sip 4) repeat the steps about ten-15 times if this doesn't work, then you really should consult a physician __________________ I still love everybody

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Grab 2 ice cubes. Press them directly against your adams apple then slowly pull them back towards the sides of your neck. This will desentize the nerves in your neck and make you less suceptible to hickups. Well that is what I read anyways I am not totally sure if it works. DH

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Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	That goes with out saying.. Come on ...

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Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Table spoon of sugar or peanut butter should do it.

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On-top Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: IN Posts: 2,283	- Take a deep breathe and hold it. - Swallow. - Close your eyes. - Try to imagine Abraham Lincoln's face on a 5 dollar bill until you can't hold your breathe anymore. Sounds silly, but it always works. __________________ Dynamic Hosting

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Mr Nice Guy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 112	I heard about this one guy who had hiccups for like two years, he couldn't get rid of them. I think he eventually killed himself.... but don't think about that. :-)

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Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Nothing is working.. Well going to try and sleep it off.. Pass out to some Law & Order re-runs on A&E.. Works everytime Peace

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	THIS is GOING to WORK! Take a teaspoon of vinegar ~ preferably balsamic for the taste ~ swallow it and your hiccups will be gone. If the first one doesn't work though, just take a second teaspoon of it. I've NEVER had to take more than two and my hiccups dissapeared by my first breath. __________________ just a little bit naughty

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titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	poor martin. i hope you get the hiccups stopped. __________________ I still love everybody