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Martin 08-29-2002 10:58 PM

Fuckin Hiccups
 
I've had them for almost 4 hours now.. Can't get rid of them.. Going crazy here ..

Amputate Your Head 08-29-2002 10:58 PM

Bacardi

TDF 08-29-2002 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Martin
I've had them for almost 4 hours now.. Can't get rid of them.. Going crazy here ..
swallow a gerbill

titmowse 08-29-2002 10:59 PM

i know a sure fire cure but i ain't tellin

Martin 08-29-2002 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
i know a sure fire cure but i ain't tellin
Save Me! I'll owe ya one .. :helpme

eroswebmaster 08-29-2002 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Martin


Save Me! I'll owe ya one .. :helpme

That's not healthy...I had a youth pastor back in the 80's (and no he didn't touch my pee pee) ended up in the hospital after almost 24 hours straight with hicoughs.

titmowse 08-29-2002 11:06 PM

say Cozy Frog is the Best and i will :winkwink:

GTS Mark 08-29-2002 11:07 PM

Grab 2 ice cubes. Press them directly against your adams apple then slowly pull them back towards the sides of your neck. This will desentize the nerves in your neck and make you less suceptible to hickups.

Well that is what I read anyways I am not totally sure if it works.

DH

Martin 08-29-2002 11:08 PM

That goes with out saying.. Come on ...:eyecrazy

Sly_RJ 08-29-2002 11:11 PM

Table spoon of sugar or peanut butter should do it.

Martin 08-29-2002 11:11 PM

Yeah sure DH..:thefinger

titmowse 08-29-2002 11:12 PM

hmmm...okay.

1) get a glass of tap water, no ice, not chilled.

2) take a breath in, drink a sip

3) let the breath out, take a sip

4) repeat the steps about ten-15 times

if this doesn't work, then you really should consult a physician

Rocky 08-29-2002 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Table spoon of sugar
:thumbsup

works every time for me

if that doesn't do the job then drink a glass of water upside down

*i know, it's hard to explain and hard to visualize - but to get you started, instead of putting your mouth to the rim of the glass directly in front of you, tilt your head forward and drink from the other side of the rim of the glass, while tilting the glass away from you

On-top 08-29-2002 11:56 PM

- Take a deep breathe and hold it.
- Swallow.
- Close your eyes.
- Try to imagine Abraham Lincoln's face on a 5 dollar bill until you can't hold your breathe anymore.

Sounds silly, but it always works.

Mr Nice Guy 08-29-2002 11:57 PM

I heard about this one guy who had hiccups for like two years, he couldn't get rid of them. I think he eventually killed himself....

but don't think about that. :-)

Martin 08-29-2002 11:58 PM

Nothing is working.. Well going to try and sleep it off..

Pass out to some Law & Order re-runs on A&E.. Works everytime :thumbsup

Peace

Cheshire 08-29-2002 11:59 PM

THIS is GOING to WORK!

Take a teaspoon of vinegar ~ preferably balsamic for the taste ~ swallow it and your hiccups will be gone. If the first one doesn't work though, just take a second teaspoon of it. I've NEVER had to take more than two and my hiccups dissapeared by my first breath.

:thumbsup

titmowse 08-30-2002 12:04 AM

poor martin. i hope you get the hiccups stopped.


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