So I ask Rhonda to make me a Sandwich.... - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 06-15-2007, 10:40 PM

Having cybersex with rhonda - not sure if it was mutual or not but who cares - I came on her face. Anyway need about 10 mins to recharge so I ask her to make me a sandwich - and she starts to give me flak.

what the fuck- get in the kitchen and MAKE ME my sandwich bitch. I spewed for you - get me my grub!

jesus women these days......

rhon23 · 06-15-2007, 10:43 PM

what I tell you about losing body parts.

Ice · 06-15-2007, 10:43 PM

wanna cuddle?

jonesonyou · 06-15-2007, 10:43 PM

dump her. Get a new g/f . One that cooks with no complaining

SleazyDream · 06-15-2007, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23

what I tell you about losing body parts.

cum isn't a body part.

be happy, my screen is dripping now.

where's my sandwich. no onions. lightly toasted. ketchup on the side. Lots of it

rhon23 · 06-15-2007, 10:45 PM

I think that was more of a one way cyber love affair there mr scott.

SleazyDream · 06-15-2007, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jonesonyou

dump her. Get a new g/f . One that cooks with no complaining

g/f? what fucking planet are you on?

SleazyDream · 06-15-2007, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23

I think that was more of a one way cyber love affair there mr scott.

how do i know i'm great at sex? I'm always satisfied.

How do you know if a woman had an orgasm? who cares?

where's my sandwich bitch? is it almost ready? I'm HUNGRY!!!!!!

rhon23 · 06-15-2007, 10:46 PM

I dont think I like you today.

SleazyDream · 06-15-2007, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23

I dont think I like you today.

where's my sandwich?

Ice · 06-15-2007, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jonesonyou

dump her. Get a new g/f . One that cooks with no complaining

idiot

SleazyDream · 06-15-2007, 10:54 PM

Thank you Rhonda. you're a super babe.

mmmmm looks TASTY!!!!!!!!!!!

rhon23 · 06-15-2007, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

where's my sandwich?

boy you have some serious damage control to do. now make ME a sandwich!

Rochard · 06-15-2007, 10:55 PM

If I was her I would have told you to make your own damn sandwich......

SleazyDream · 06-15-2007, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23

boy you have some serious damage control to do. now make ME a sandwich!

if you're nice you can have a BITE of mine.

after skufty of course

Turboface · 06-15-2007, 11:06 PM

I'm all hungry now.

RP Fade · 06-15-2007, 11:08 PM

I see how it is Rho...

rhon23 · 06-15-2007, 11:09 PM

now scott the only sandwich you are getting from me is a knuckle sandwich and i got two of em for you!

SleazyDream · 06-15-2007, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Turboface

I'm all hungry now.

tell mrs turboface to make me and you a sandwich!!!!!!!

rhon23 · 06-15-2007, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RP Fade

I see how it is Rho...

baby I was thinking of you the whole time I swear

SleazyDream · 06-15-2007, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23

now scott the only sandwich you are getting from me is a knuckle sandwich and i got two of em for you!

hummm - where oh where can we put those?????????????

SleazyDream · 06-15-2007, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23

baby I was thinking of you the whole time I swear

and i thought when you said fade fade fade it was some sexual position?

Turboface · 06-15-2007, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

tell mrs turboface to make me and you a sandwich!!!!!!!

She's drooling on the sofa. The only thing she's making is resonating snores.

SleazyDream · 06-15-2007, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Turboface

She's drooling on the sofa. The only thing she's making is resonating snores.

wake the bitch up - we're HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RP Fade · 06-15-2007, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23

baby I was thinking of you the whole time I swear

oh I dont care about that...I want a sandwich too

rhon23 · 06-15-2007, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

and i thought when you said fade fade fade it was some sexual position?

what can I say Fade brings me sandwiches

WarChild · 06-15-2007, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

Thank you Rhonda. you're a super babe.

mmmmm looks TASTY!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck I'm on a low calorie, low carb no fat diet and you post that? Dick.

rhon23 · 06-15-2007, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RP Fade

oh I dont care about that...I want a sandwich too

I will be right over did you want everything on that darling

RP Fade · 06-15-2007, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23

I will be right over did you want everything on that darling

yeah..but hold the pickle(s) plz

Shoehorn! · 06-15-2007, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

Having cybersex with rhonda - not sure if it was mutual or not but who cares - I came on her face. Anyway need about 10 mins to recharge so I ask her to make me a sandwich - and she starts to give me flak.

what the fuck- get in the kitchen and MAKE ME my sandwich bitch. I spewed for you - get me my grub!

jesus women these days......

Make that 2 sandwiches.

SleazyDream · 06-15-2007, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RP Fade

yeah..but hold the pickle(s) plz

she's been holding my pickel all night

she didn't wash her hands either!

Turboface · 06-15-2007, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

wake the bitch up - we're HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I know I'll be fed when she wakes up (I hope she wakes up, if not I'll starve to death!) but as far as you getting you anything to eat, we don't have the technology to send physical objects over the interweb quite yet, even though I did hear of something like that actually being done, but all hush-hush...

EDIT - I have a bunch of black SUVs pulling onto my lawn, I have to ...

SleazyDream · 06-15-2007, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Turboface

Well, I know I'll be fed when she wakes up (I hope she wakes up, if not I'll starve to death!) but as far as you getting you anything to eat, we don't have the technology to send physical objects over the interweb quite yet, even though I did hear of something like that actually being done, but all hush-hush...

EDIT - I have a bunch of black SUVs pulling onto my lawn, I have to ...

that's my sandwich pickup crew

Turboface · 06-15-2007, 11:21 PM

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that's my sandwich pickup crew

I wish, they are telling me to ask you about the contents of your hard drive. I have to go.

SleazyDream · 06-15-2007, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Turboface

I wish, they are telling me to ask you about the contents of your hard drive. I have to go.

WARNING!

!watch your sandwich - CLOSLY- they do that to sneak a bit when you're all worried and lookign the other way

Jace · 06-15-2007, 11:26 PM

how dare you cum on my girlfriends face!!!!!!!

rhon23 · 06-15-2007, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

how dare you cum on my girlfriends face!!!!!!!

Jace is awesome

zeruel · 06-15-2007, 11:52 PM

im hungry...

TurboAngel · 06-16-2007, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

wake the bitch up - we're HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm up.

Ace_luffy · 06-16-2007, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

Thank you Rhonda. you're a super babe.

mmmmm looks TASTY!!!!!!!!!!!

yum yum ... that's yummy!

SleazyDream · 06-18-2007, 11:26 AM

no excuses bitch - i hear you bougth some bread - GET SANDWICH MAKING!!!!

NOW

Jman · 06-18-2007, 11:28 AM

Fuck I made you Salmon diner and never had the chance to either cybersex or have a taste of your spew...

THANKS SCOTT!!!!

rhon23 · 06-18-2007, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by JMan

Fuck I made you Salmon diner and never had the chance to either cybersex or have a taste of your spew...

THANKS SCOTT!!!!

kick his ass!

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 06-18-2007, 11:36 AM

once again......men are never totally satisfied.....

rhon23 · 06-18-2007, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

no excuses bitch - i hear you bougth some bread - GET SANDWICH MAKING!!!!

NOW

I don't think I like you today

SleazyDream · 06-18-2007, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23

I don't think I like you today

like smike - where's my sandwich?

rhon23 · 06-18-2007, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

like smike - where's my sandwich?

get it your damn self you lazy bastard

pornguy · 06-18-2007, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

cum isn't a body part.

be happy, my screen is dripping now.

where's my sandwich. no onions. lightly toasted. ketchup on the side. Lots of it

I always go for the deep fried peanutbutter and jelly ones. But the women complain because of them being naked and the oil pops.

Panky · 06-18-2007, 06:00 PM

Be careful... if you don't give a girl a chance to at least wash her face off and clean-up a bit before you start barking orders, she may just end up poisoning your sandwich.

nico-t · 06-18-2007, 06:11 PM

very interesting and elite information, slob.

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SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	So I ask Rhonda to make me a Sandwich.... Having cybersex with rhonda - not sure if it was mutual or not but who cares - I came on her face. Anyway need about 10 mins to recharge so I ask her to make me a sandwich - and she starts to give me flak. what the fuck- get in the kitchen and MAKE ME my sandwich bitch. I spewed for you - get me my grub! jesus women these days...... __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. Last edited by SleazyDream; 06-15-2007 at 10:42 PM..

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SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Thank you Rhonda. you're a super babe. mmmmm looks TASTY!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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rhon23 Rebel Girl Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Island Of Misfit Toys Posts: 3,270	I think that was more of a one way cyber love affair there mr scott.

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rhon23 Rebel Girl Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Island Of Misfit Toys Posts: 3,270	now scott the only sandwich you are getting from me is a knuckle sandwich and i got two of em for you!

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