So I ask Rhonda to make me a Sandwich....
 

Having cybersex with rhonda - not sure if it was mutual or not but who cares - I came on her face. Anyway need about 10 mins to recharge so I ask her to make me a sandwich - and she starts to give me flak.

what the fuck- get in the kitchen and MAKE ME my sandwich bitch. I spewed for you - get me my grub!


jesus women these days......

what I tell you about losing body parts.

wanna cuddle? :glugglug

dump her. Get a new g/f . One that cooks with no complaining

cum isn't a body part.

be happy, my screen is dripping now.

where's my sandwich. no onions. lightly toasted. ketchup on the side. Lots of it

I think that was more of a one way cyber love affair there mr scott.

g/f? what fucking planet are you on?

how do i know i'm great at sex? I'm always satisfied.

How do you know if a woman had an orgasm? who cares?


where's my sandwich bitch? is it almost ready? I'm HUNGRY!!!!!!

I dont think I like you today.

where's my sandwich?

idiot :winkwink:

http://andy.brisgeek.com/files/aussie-sandwich.jpg

Thank you Rhonda. you're a super babe.

mmmmm looks TASTY!!!!!!!!!!!

boy you have some serious damage control to do. now make ME a sandwich!

If I was her I would have told you to make your own damn sandwich......

if you're nice you can have a BITE of mine.


after skufty of course :thumbsup

I'm all hungry now.

I see how it is Rho... :(

now scott the only sandwich you are getting from me is a knuckle sandwich and i got two of em for you!

tell mrs turboface to make me and you a sandwich!!!!!!!

baby I was thinking of you the whole time I swear

hummm - where oh where can we put those?????????????

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup:thumbsup

and i thought when you said fade fade fade it was some sexual position?

She's drooling on the sofa. The only thing she's making is resonating snores.

wake the bitch up - we're HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh I dont care about that...I want a sandwich too :1orglaugh

what can I say Fade brings me sandwiches

Fuck I'm on a low calorie, low carb no fat diet and you post that? Dick. :disgust

I will be right over did you want everything on that darling

yeah..but hold the pickle(s) plz :winkwink:

Make that 2 sandwiches. :thumbsup

she's been holding my pickel all night

she didn't wash her hands either!

Well, I know I'll be fed when she wakes up (I hope she wakes up, if not I'll starve to death!) but as far as you getting you anything to eat, we don't have the technology to send physical objects over the interweb quite yet, even though I did hear of something like that actually being done, but all hush-hush...

EDIT - I have a bunch of black SUVs pulling onto my lawn, I have to ...

that's my sandwich pickup crew :2 cents:

I wish, they are telling me to ask you about the contents of your hard drive. I have to go.

WARNING!

!watch your sandwich - CLOSLY- they do that to sneak a bit when you're all worried and lookign the other way

how dare you cum on my girlfriends face!!!!!!!

Jace is awesome

im hungry... :winkwink:

I'm up.


:winkwink:

yum yum ... that's yummy!

no excuses bitch - i hear you bougth some bread - GET SANDWICH MAKING!!!!


NOW

Fuck I made you Salmon diner and never had the chance to either cybersex or have a taste of your spew...

THANKS SCOTT!!!!

kick his ass!

once again......men are never totally satisfied.....

I don't think I like you today

like smike - where's my sandwich?

get it your damn self you lazy bastard

I always go for the deep fried peanutbutter and jelly ones. But the women complain because of them being naked and the oil pops.


:(

Be careful... if you don't give a girl a chance to at least wash her face off and clean-up a bit before you start barking orders, she may just end up poisoning your sandwich. :tongue:

very interesting and elite information, slob.