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SiMpLe 06-20-2007 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Shahan (Post 12628081)
Thanks, but I have spanked Bjorn's so many times, my finger printed are all over his ass :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Only reason I mentioned him was from the Xbiz tourney in Phx - A friggn 52 was it? Everyone else was in the high 60's and 70's sheesh

Your my true golf hero Shahan - Always will be.
When I grows up I hope to play was well as you :thumbsup

seeric 06-20-2007 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SiMpLe (Post 12631773)
Only reason I mentioned him was from the Xbiz tourney in Phx - A friggn 52 was it? Everyone else was in the high 60's and 70's sheesh

Your my true golf hero Shahan - Always will be.
When I grows up I hope to play was well as you :thumbsup

you dirty lizard!!!!!! you spend half your life 250 yards from me and you never ask me to go play golf.

homooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jon B 06-20-2007 02:19 PM

Joel who beat who enough said...LOL you are a great player though....

Jimmy Rock 06-20-2007 02:23 PM

Not me

Dwreck 06-20-2007 02:30 PM

anyone play Allen from Mask TV??

Fuckers never play the canadians! I see how it is!

seeric 06-20-2007 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 12631918)
anyone play Allen from Mask TV??

Fuckers never play the canadians! I see how it is!

you guys don't like djs. i am afraid to go up there. :1orglaugh:Oh crap

NETbilling 06-20-2007 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Shahan (Post 12627639)
Thanks Caz, I shot par after Mitch without any warning stoped the cart, after trying to avoid hitting him, I tried to go over curb, my thumb get stuck in wheel, and that was on the 7th hole, I shot par all the way through. THANKS MITCH, as you can see on this post, he is BY FAR the worest driver. Avoid sitting with him, avoid being around him when he is driving a cart. I am betting sometime very very soon, someone is going to hurt in a serious way. Today, he almost killed himselft on the course, RIGHT CAZ?

See you guys on Friday

You are so full of drama.

Mitch

NETbilling 06-20-2007 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Ycaza (Post 12628088)
You are correct sir, today mitch nearly killed himself doin a dukes of hazard on the golf cart, while skid turning a 180 it almost flipped but it decided to keep skidding, it looked cool if you are 18 but rally stupid at 40, but he did help you by fuckin you up. and of course I had the long drive of the day on the 7th hole.

If was fun spinning the cart.
Yes you did have the long drive and the high score too!

Mitch

SiMpLe 06-20-2007 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 12631837)
you dirty lizard!!!!!! you spend half your life 250 yards from me and you never ask me to go play golf.

homooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I want to play!! Let me know the next time you all roll out and I'll see if I can swing it :thumbsup

p1mpdogg 06-20-2007 04:26 PM

I am by far the best golfer here. I used to play 4 times a week when i lived in california a couple years aago.

shot in the low 70's every time

chri$tian 06-20-2007 04:58 PM

Lets get a 4 round tourney going? That will deside.

seeric 06-20-2007 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by AtlasChris (Post 12632699)
Lets get a 4 round tourney going? That will deside.

4 saturdays in a row :thumbsup


i wont take days off until i am finished rebuilding this proggy for them.

seeric 06-20-2007 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg (Post 12632536)
I am by far the best golfer here. I used to play 4 times a week when i lived in california a couple years aago.

shot in the low 70's every time

well come on down to porno valley we'll take you out to some nice courses here.

Ycaza 06-20-2007 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SiMpLe (Post 12632523)
I want to play!! Let me know the next time you all roll out and I'll see if I can swing it :thumbsup

hey icq me your contact info, i always got room for you and your crew

12clicks 06-20-2007 10:29 PM

no one wants to take me up on longest hitter?

just because I don't travel with my clubs?
I'm not playing as much as I used to but I could problably whip myself into shape in a week or so to toss in a good round.

spooky181 06-20-2007 11:37 PM

Wow seems like a lot of guys can play, what's the lowest handicap??. I'm off scratch...:) Does seem like a few single figure markers...:thumbsup

NETbilling 06-20-2007 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 12633787)
no one wants to take me up on longest hitter?

just because I don't travel with my clubs?
I'm not playing as much as I used to but I could problably whip myself into shape in a week or so to toss in a good round.

We will be playing in Vegas during Xbiz if you want to join us. Let me know.

Mitch

Axeman 06-21-2007 12:02 AM

How many of y'all play as a scratch?

Shahan 06-21-2007 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by NetBilling (Post 12634010)
We will be playing in Vegas during Xbiz if you want to join us. Let me know.

Mitch

As long as you dont drive :321GFY:321GFY:1orglaugh

Ycaza 06-21-2007 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 12633787)
no one wants to take me up on longest hitter?

just because I don't travel with my clubs?
I'm not playing as much as I used to but I could problably whip myself into shape in a week or so to toss in a good round.

any day, i have witnesses in this thread to about 365-380, and one other in this thread i have seen hit some bombs too, maybe a few now that i think about it

BusterBunny 06-21-2007 01:55 AM

100 handicap:disgust

FUCK J0EL 06-21-2007 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon B (Post 12631868)
Joel who beat who enough said...LOL you are a great player though....

Ok...let's have a little wager on the next game we play !!

Shahan 06-21-2007 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by J0EL (Post 12629134)
JonB a good player ?!?
Come on guys !!! ;)

Kaz...we need to test out the drives soon !!
Pumping some irons to compete with you

JonB sucks at best, chokes on the course (while sucking) and doesnt swallow often. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Job is a great golf player, when he is on, its very hard to beat him, but of course a lot of fun.

Ycaza 06-21-2007 10:39 AM

joel, we are waitin for you to come out and compete, you comin to vegas? cuz we got a game there

FUCK J0EL 06-21-2007 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ycaza (Post 12636045)
joel, we are waitin for you to come out and compete, you comin to vegas? cuz we got a game there

No dde...I'll have to miss this one...but I'm on for Miami and Amsterdam !

SiMpLe 06-21-2007 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ycaza (Post 12633764)
hey icq me your contact info, i always got room for you and your crew

342 511 356 :)

12clicks 06-21-2007 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ycaza (Post 12634304)
any day, i have witnesses in this thread to about 365-380, and one other in this thread i have seen hit some bombs too, maybe a few now that i think about it

Dude, I'd love to go head to head. it would be fun.

Mitch, I refuse to play in 110 degree heat. I'm bitching about hanging by the pool in that temp. :winkwink:
I'll start packing clubs come fall.

Ycaza 06-21-2007 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 12636779)
Dude, I'd love to go head to head. it would be fun.

Mitch, I refuse to play in 110 degree heat. I'm bitching about hanging by the pool in that temp. :winkwink:
I'll start packing clubs come fall.

110 ius nothing, come on, in that kind of heat the ball flies...............

TheDoc 06-21-2007 06:42 PM

I used to practice like mad, 5-8 times a week. I have broken par but hit in the steady low 80's. Last time I played was several months between, and I 4 over par. I have played since I was 8.

I can drive 300+ but hit 275 pretty steady. I once fought a mad slice but over the last 3 years I learned to control my drives.

I love golf, a lot.. If I can't play all the time, I quit until I can. Otherwise it pulls me in.

Ycaza 06-21-2007 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 12638186)
I used to practice like mad, 5-8 times a week. I have broken par but hit in the steady low 80's. Last time I played was several months between, and I 4 over par. I have played since I was 8.

I can drive 300+ but hit 275 pretty steady. I once fought a mad slice but over the last 3 years I learned to control my drives.

I love golf, a lot.. If I can't play all the time, I quit until I can. Otherwise it pulls me in.

its got me right now

NETbilling 06-21-2007 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shahan (Post 12634159)
As long as you dont drive :321GFY:321GFY:1orglaugh

I am going to drive my fist... right up your ass!

Mitch

OY 06-21-2007 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by NetBilling (Post 12638834)
I am going to drive my fist... right up your ass!

Mitch

I outdrive all of you fools, to the right...

Ycaza 06-21-2007 10:05 PM

just don't kill yourself first

MikeHawk 06-21-2007 10:25 PM

All this talk, and here is the KING SHIT GOLFER..right here bitches....lol

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...dler/happy.jpg


http://www.publispain.com/posters/happy_gilmore.jpg


Lets just see what happens after 18 holes tomorrow :)

Jon B 06-21-2007 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Shahan (Post 12636014)
JonB sucks at best, chokes on the course (while sucking) and doesnt swallow often. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Job is a great golf player, when he is on, its very hard to beat him, but of course a lot of fun.

Homo...

"Ok...let's have a little wager on the next game we play !!"

Joel doesn't have the nuts to come to vegas see you in miami:mad:

NETbilling 06-21-2007 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon B (Post 12639061)
Homo...

"Ok...let's have a little wager on the next game we play !!"

Joel doesn't have the nuts to come to vegas see you in miami:mad:

WOW! This is getting HOT!

Mitch

Ycaza 06-21-2007 10:49 PM

i am already down 10 bucks to jon Berg

Ycaza 06-21-2007 10:50 PM

i am already down 10 bucks to jon Berg

Ycaza 06-21-2007 10:52 PM

i am already down 10 bucks to jon Berg

seeric 06-21-2007 11:55 PM

I AM THE GREATEST GOLF THREAD CREATOR IN TIME!!!!!!!!!!


hahaha this thread is awesome.


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