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Ycaza 06-19-2007 09:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shahan (Post 12622209)
Thanks for all of the kind words, I really enjoy playing with most of you

Here are my comments on the players:

Caz by far is the hardest/fastest swinger, longest 5 wood hitter and the fastest player and is about to break 80
Booble Bob and Hugo are the best golfers
Hugo is the best sand bagger
Mitch is the most improved, talks the most during anyone?s swing and the by far the worst cart driver, but I love playing with you. He also is the best foot wedger in the game
Dan has the best drive and a lot of fun.
Eric is a great golfer and has the most athletic golf swing
Chuck is the nicest guy on the course and a great golfer
Bijorn is the funniest player and a lot of fun to play with, also gives me the hardest time when playing
Harmik, has an interesting swing, and a lot of fun to play with. He also gets my vote for the best club breaker during a round.
Mike Hawk, great new player, I would say he will be a great player.
Oystein is smartest player, and is the best course manager. He is the best user of my cigarettes on the course
Jon B is great when he is on he is great and when he is not, well, he is best complainer I have ever seen. I still want to kick your ass :1orglaugh
JJSlim has the best hockey/golf swing and when he connects, WOW, the ball keeps on going
Chris, is a very good player
Raffi is a lot of fun and has the newest clubs
Bruce is a good golfer and a gentleman
Gary ? Latincash is the best golf gambler
Nader is a lot of fun
DJ Erik is getting better and a lot of fun to play with
Bugbee is a great golfer and a gentleman (I hope you take Jon B out and teach him how to be a gentleman)
Brad E has the most natural golf swing, I would say by far the best golf swing in the business
thanks for the kind words brother. now prepare to be beaten :) As Much as I think it should happen I doubt it ever will, I will just have to be content walking 100 yards further after the drives.

Ycaza 06-19-2007 09:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shahan (Post 12622209)
Thanks for all of the kind words, I really enjoy playing with most of you

Here are my comments on the players:

Caz by far is the hardest/fastest swinger, longest 5 wood hitter and the fastest player and is about to break 80
Booble Bob and Hugo are the best golfers
Hugo is the best sand bagger
Mitch is the most improved, talks the most during anyone?s swing and the by far the worst cart driver, but I love playing with you. He also is the best foot wedger in the game
Dan has the best drive and a lot of fun.
Eric is a great golfer and has the most athletic golf swing
Chuck is the nicest guy on the course and a great golfer
Bijorn is the funniest player and a lot of fun to play with, also gives me the hardest time when playing
Harmik, has an interesting swing, and a lot of fun to play with. He also gets my vote for the best club breaker during a round.
Mike Hawk, great new player, I would say he will be a great player.
Oystein is smartest player, and is the best course manager. He is the best user of my cigarettes on the course
Jon B is great when he is on he is great and when he is not, well, he is best complainer I have ever seen. I still want to kick your ass :1orglaugh
JJSlim has the best hockey/golf swing and when he connects, WOW, the ball keeps on going
Chris, is a very good player
Raffi is a lot of fun and has the newest clubs
Bruce is a good golfer and a gentleman
Gary ? Latincash is the best golf gambler
Nader is a lot of fun
DJ Erik is getting better and a lot of fun to play with
Bugbee is a great golfer and a gentleman (I hope you take Jon B out and teach him how to be a gentleman)
Brad E has the most natural golf swing, I would say by far the best golf swing in the business
thanks for the kind words brother. now prepare to be beaten :) As Much as I think it should happen. I doubt it ever will, you are too good and too competitive. I will just have to be content walking 100 yards further after the drives.

seeric 06-19-2007 09:46 AM
shahan i'm gettin there baby. once i get the new woods i'll be fine. :thumbsup

StarkReality 06-19-2007 10:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dynastoned (Post 12620326)
im 6-7 handicap do i qualify?
8 here, hopefully 7 soon :thumbsup

Jon B 06-19-2007 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shahan (Post 12622209)
Thanks for all of the kind words, I really enjoy playing with most of you

Here are my comments on the players:

Caz by far is the hardest/fastest swinger, longest 5 wood hitter and the fastest player and is about to break 80
Booble Bob and Hugo are the best golfers
Hugo is the best sand bagger
Mitch is the most improved, talks the most during anyone’s swing and the by far the worst cart driver, but I love playing with you. He also is the best foot wedger in the game
Dan has the best drive and a lot of fun.
Eric is a great golfer and has the most athletic golf swing
Chuck is the nicest guy on the course and a great golfer
Bijorn is the funniest player and a lot of fun to play with, also gives me the hardest time when playing
Harmik, has an interesting swing, and a lot of fun to play with. He also gets my vote for the best club breaker during a round.
Mike Hawk, great new player, I would say he will be a great player.
Oystein is smartest player, and is the best course manager. He is the best user of my cigarettes on the course
Jon B is great when he is on he is great and when he is not, well, he is best complainer I have ever seen. I still want to kick your ass :1orglaugh
JJSlim has the best hockey/golf swing and when he connects, WOW, the ball keeps on going
Chris, is a very good player
Raffi is a lot of fun and has the newest clubs
Bruce is a good golfer and a gentleman
Gary – Latincash is the best golf gambler
Nader is a lot of fun
DJ Erik is getting better and a lot of fun to play with
Bugbee is a great golfer and a gentleman (I hope you take Jon B out and teach him how to be a gentleman)
Brad E has the most natural golf swing, I would say by far the best golf swing in the business
He will need a lot of free time for that...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:321GFY

Dan 06-19-2007 10:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NetBilling (Post 12621689)
Shahan, DanZ, Hugo are the top 3 in this industry that I have played with.

I am the most handsome though.

This does not take anything away from Ycaz, Mike, John, Gary Oy, Bruce, and the rest of y'all. It is fun hanging with each and every one of you. BTW - thanks for all of the cash the other day you guys. We beat your asses.

Mitch
I have to disagree with Mitch. I happen to think that I am much more handsome then he is. AND a better golfer. :)

As for the best golfer in adult I think it is hands down Shahan he is consistent and a competitor that never says die. He only loses focus when people distract him during set up.

I say this having never played with Hugo from SilverCash whom I was told is a very good player.

So to top the list it has to be Shahan and Hugo.

I appreciate the mention but I am a not the best. I could be if I played as must as the two mentioned above

Aneros Josh 06-19-2007 10:54 AM
Shahan is one hell of a golfer...Ycaza kept me afloat when we played teams and is pretty damn good himself

Dan 06-19-2007 10:54 AM
Shahan as usual has a lot of good insight to the players around him.

GT-Omar 06-19-2007 10:55 AM
I never calculated my handicap, but from the blues I'm in the mid 80's to mid 90's range.

SCOOTER 06-19-2007 11:16 AM
I would have to Say ...Dan from CamZ is the best out there..

OY 06-19-2007 11:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shahan (Post 12622209)
Thanks for all of the kind words, I really enjoy playing with most of you

Here are my comments on the players:

Caz by far is the hardest/fastest swinger, longest 5 wood hitter and the fastest player and is about to break 80
Booble Bob and Hugo are the best golfers
Hugo is the best sand bagger
Mitch is the most improved, talks the most during anyone?s swing and the by far the worst cart driver, but I love playing with you. He also is the best foot wedger in the game
Dan has the best drive and a lot of fun.
Eric is a great golfer and has the most athletic golf swing
Chuck is the nicest guy on the course and a great golfer
Bijorn is the funniest player and a lot of fun to play with, also gives me the hardest time when playing
Harmik, has an interesting swing, and a lot of fun to play with. He also gets my vote for the best club breaker during a round.
Mike Hawk, great new player, I would say he will be a great player.
Oystein is smartest player, and is the best course manager. He is the best user of my cigarettes on the course
Jon B is great when he is on he is great and when he is not, well, he is best complainer I have ever seen. I still want to kick your ass :1orglaugh
JJSlim has the best hockey/golf swing and when he connects, WOW, the ball keeps on going
Chris, is a very good player
Raffi is a lot of fun and has the newest clubs
Bruce is a good golfer and a gentleman
Gary ? Latincash is the best golf gambler
Nader is a lot of fun
DJ Erik is getting better and a lot of fun to play with
Bugbee is a great golfer and a gentleman (I hope you take Jon B out and teach him how to be a gentleman)
Brad E has the most natural golf swing, I would say by far the best golf swing in the business
I have to say that Shahan shows good knowledge of everyone here. Good observations!

My favorite is this one:

"Raffi is a lot of fun and has the newest clubs" :1orglaugh:thumbsup

Jman 06-19-2007 11:39 AM
I just bought myself a nice Odessey putter, hope this takes a few strokes of my score ;-)

Nader 06-19-2007 11:42 AM
I have to cancel some of my fishing trips to play golf, starting to
miss playing with you guys!

She you guys on the course real soon!

Benny 06-19-2007 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shahan (Post 12622209)
Bruce is a good golfer and a gentleman
I'll take the props on being a good golfer (even though I suck...), but a gentleman, now that's a stretch :1orglaugh

And my vote for the best is a tie between Shahan and Booble Bob... Both excellent golfers... Then again, I haven't played with half the guys that have been mentioned in this thread...

Bjorn gets two shout outs from me, excellent golfer and by far the best drinker on the course :thumbsup When we were in Panama he bought the bottle of tequila from the cart girl, and yes it was empty when he finished... That round was fuckin hilarious...

seeric 06-19-2007 12:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CamZ_Dan (Post 12624586)
I have to disagree with Mitch. I happen to think that I am much more handsome then he is. AND a better golfer. :)

As for the best golfer in adult I think it is hands down Shahan he is consistent and a competitor that never says die. He only loses focus when people distract him during set up.

I say this having never played with Hugo from SilverCash whom I was told is a very good player.

So to top the list it has to be Shahan and Hugo.

I appreciate the mention but I am a not the best. I could be if I played as must as the two mentioned above
you're entirely too modest.

i say shahan, dan, then caza. all you guys are damn good.

Subtle 06-19-2007 02:48 PM
Whew what a question??

Ycaza 06-19-2007 07:35 PM
shahan did it again with a 36 on the back nine today

seeric 06-19-2007 07:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ycaza (Post 12627375)
shahan did it again with a 36 on the back nine today
nice, way to go shahan!!!!!!

how did you shoot caz?:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

SiMpLe 06-19-2007 07:42 PM
I'd say Bjorn spanks everyone in this thread x10, then Shahan and me dead last :upsidedow (but im working on it bitches)

Penny24Seven 06-19-2007 07:44 PM
when are you hacks coming to florida? I guess I have to sign on to my girls account for my score to count

Penny24Seven 06-19-2007 07:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spooky181 (Post 12621942)
My PGA peers, and students obviously don't know I'm in adult. I don't think they would approve...:upsidedow
I was and still teach, you have to be a Bro for your score to count though

spooky181 06-19-2007 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hookers and School Girls (Post 12627403)
I was and still teach, you have to be a Bro for your score to count though
I assume your in the US, here in Australia they don't hand out PGA cards in Weeties boxes...:1orglaugh

seeric 06-19-2007 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hookers and School Girls (Post 12627403)
I was and still teach, you have to be a Bro for your score to count though
the bro shit is nauseating. the reason everyone is talking back and forth to everyone in this thread is because we all play together weekly. whats being a bro got to do with shooting a good score. i'm not a bro so i don't know. im not cool enough.

:Oh crap:Oh crap:)

Shahan 06-19-2007 08:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ycaza (Post 12627375)
shahan did it again with a 36 on the back nine today
Thanks Caz, I shot par after Mitch without any warning stoped the cart, after trying to avoid hitting him, I tried to go over curb, my thumb get stuck in wheel, and that was on the 7th hole, I shot par all the way through. THANKS MITCH, as you can see on this post, he is BY FAR the worest driver. Avoid sitting with him, avoid being around him when he is driving a cart. I am betting sometime very very soon, someone is going to hurt in a serious way. Today, he almost killed himselft on the course, RIGHT CAZ?

See you guys on Friday

Shahan 06-19-2007 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 12627383)
nice, way to go shahan!!!!!!

how did you shoot caz?:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup
Thanks man, I was really nice. See ya soon

GTS Mark 06-19-2007 08:57 PM
I'm taking lessons again from a local pro, I look forward to kicking all your asses shortly ;)

DH

Cardinal_Sin 06-19-2007 11:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spooky181 (Post 12621904)
I would confidently say I would be the only fully fledged golf professional in online adult. :thumbsup

And sucessfully combine both careers. Although our amateur web site makes a tonne more $$$ than my golf does...:)

If you laid a bet on that - You would lose -

Shahan 06-19-2007 11:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CamZ_Dan (Post 12624586)
I have to disagree with Mitch. I happen to think that I am much more handsome then he is. AND a better golfer. :)

(YOU need glasses)

As for the best golfer in adult I think it is hands down Shahan he is consistent and a competitor that never says die. He only loses focus when people distract him during set up.

I agree, Mitch is real good at that

I say this having never played with Hugo from SilverCash whom I was told is a very good player.

So to top the list it has to be Shahan and Hugo.

I appreciate the mention but I am a not the best. I could be if I played as must as the two mentioned above

Not called for, you could have just been nice, you had to throw that in there?? :321GFY
I would still want to drive like you one day

Shahan 06-19-2007 11:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SiMpLe (Post 12627392)
I'd say Bjorn spanks everyone in this thread x10, then Shahan and me dead last :upsidedow (but im working on it bitches)
Thanks, but I have spanked Bjorn's so many times, my finger printed are all over his ass :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ycaza 06-19-2007 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shahan (Post 12627639)
Thanks Caz, I shot par after Mitch without any warning stoped the cart, after trying to avoid hitting him, I tried to go over curb, my thumb get stuck in wheel, and that was on the 7th hole, I shot par all the way through. THANKS MITCH, as you can see on this post, he is BY FAR the worest driver. Avoid sitting with him, avoid being around him when he is driving a cart. I am betting sometime very very soon, someone is going to hurt in a serious way. Today, he almost killed himselft on the course, RIGHT CAZ?

See you guys on Friday
You are correct sir, today mitch nearly killed himself doin a dukes of hazard on the golf cart, while skid turning a 180 it almost flipped but it decided to keep skidding, it looked cool if you are 18 but rally stupid at 40, but he did help you by fuckin you up. and of course I had the long drive of the day on the 7th hole.

MikeHawk 06-19-2007 11:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shahan (Post 12622209)
Thanks for all of the kind words, I really enjoy playing with most of you

Here are my comments on the players:

Caz by far is the hardest/fastest swinger, longest 5 wood hitter and the fastest player and is about to break 80
Booble Bob and Hugo are the best golfers
Hugo is the best sand bagger
Mitch is the most improved, talks the most during anyone?s swing and the by far the worst cart driver, but I love playing with you. He also is the best foot wedger in the game
Dan has the best drive and a lot of fun.
Eric is a great golfer and has the most athletic golf swing
Chuck is the nicest guy on the course and a great golfer
Bijorn is the funniest player and a lot of fun to play with, also gives me the hardest time when playing
Harmik, has an interesting swing, and a lot of fun to play with. He also gets my vote for the best club breaker during a round.
Mike Hawk, great new player, I would say he will be a great player.
Oystein is smartest player, and is the best course manager. He is the best user of my cigarettes on the course
Jon B is great when he is on he is great and when he is not, well, he is best complainer I have ever seen. I still want to kick your ass :1orglaugh
JJSlim has the best hockey/golf swing and when he connects, WOW, the ball keeps on going
Chris, is a very good player
Raffi is a lot of fun and has the newest clubs
Bruce is a good golfer and a gentleman
Gary ? Latincash is the best golf gambler
Nader is a lot of fun
DJ Erik is getting better and a lot of fun to play with
Bugbee is a great golfer and a gentleman (I hope you take Jon B out and teach him how to be a gentleman)
Brad E has the most natural golf swing, I would say by far the best golf swing in the business
Shahan.........

Thanks for the very nice words....see you on Friday!

:thumbsup

bobby666 06-20-2007 12:11 AM
i only play minigolf in summer :-(

spooky181 06-20-2007 03:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cardinal_Sin (Post 12628068)
If you laid a bet on that - You would lose -
Name one other fully accredited PGA member who is here on GFY...:) How much would you like to bet??

FUCK J0EL 06-20-2007 05:15 AM
JonB a good player ?!?
Come on guys !!! ;)

Kaz...we need to test out the drives soon !!
Pumping some irons to compete with you

ServerGenius 06-20-2007 05:24 AM
I score below 100 quite regularly lately......depending on what weed I smoke
before and during the round....:thumbsup

Ycaza 06-20-2007 10:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J0EL (Post 12629134)
JonB a good player ?!?
Come on guys !!! ;)

Kaz...we need to test out the drives soon !!
Pumping some irons to compete with you
funny thing i stopped working out and my drives got shorter so i am back swimming just to take you out my man

chri$tian 06-20-2007 11:04 AM
Hard to say, Chris from CE is really good and Hugo was hitting the ball VERY well when we payed. I do have a big drive but definitly no where near the best golfer.

We should get a 4 round tourney (4 weeks) going to see who is who. I'm DOWN for sure.

MikeHawk 06-20-2007 01:00 PM
I cant say who the best player is on here, no idea, but i can say who are the best players to play with to have the most fun and learn from: Caz and Shahan......play with these guys most of the time.

Took up golf for real just after JBM show Cabo, bought clubs, just short of playing a dozen 18 hole golf courses broke 100 with a 97 then follow up the next week to a 96....its been maybe 3 months since JBM show in Cabo...

I am on "the hunt" for who that top golfer is, this game is great......in about 6 more months at this pace, could be interesting :)


Caz and Shahan....thanks for hanging with me when i wanted to break my clubs into a million pieces...lol ( but didnt)

SiMpLe 06-20-2007 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeHawk (Post 12631397)
I cant say who the best player is on here, no idea, but i can say who are the best players to play with to have the most fun and learn from: Caz and Shahan......play with these guys most of the time.

Took up golf for real just after JBM show Cabo, bought clubs, just short of playing a dozen 18 hole golf courses broke 100 with a 97 then follow up the next week to a 96....its been maybe 3 months since JBM show in Cabo...

I am on "the hunt" for who that top golfer is, this game is great......in about 6 more months at this pace, could be interesting :)


Caz and Shahan....thanks for hanging with me when i wanted to break my clubs into a million pieces...lol ( but didnt)
I want to go out and play with you - Hit me up sometime! :)

Ramos 06-20-2007 01:58 PM
Just saw this thread. Nice! I've had a chance to play with many of the golfers mentioned in this thread.

Shahan is def the best golfer in the biz. Oystein, Berg, Caz, damn good too. I've read a few golf threads on gfy and some of the scores people are claiming are not humanly possible, I've played with them. Unless they were talking about golden tee, then I would say yes those scores are accurate.

Honorable Mention: Strickie, Poppy, and Harmik :winkwink: and Nader :upsidedow


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