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Joke for you guys... ENJOY :)))))
A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to a very attractive
woman he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the Woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating to the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back." ![]() ![]() ![]()
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haha! that's a good one..
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