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LAJ · 06-13-2007, 08:50 AM

Today marks the 27 year anniversary of the last time I puked. Yes, no lie. Caught wicked food poisoning on this day in 1980 at a Ho Jo's eating what seemed my weight in fried clams (I was 11) while on vacation with my family and pretty much said, this shit isn't for me after a night of baptizing my parents hotel room.

Part phobia, part pepto, part willpower, part luck... 27 years later my record stands up.

Yeah I've had the flu, yeah I've been drunk plenty of times and yeah I've had other cases of mild food poisoning since that fateful day... but the dozens of times I could have been sick, and I've come DAMN close, it just didn't happen.

So please drink a shot of bile in my honor

Donkey Punch · 06-13-2007, 08:52 AM

that sucks

make sure you rinse the fuck outta your mouth ;)

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 06-13-2007, 08:53 AM

YUM...Bile....no ew

seeric · 06-13-2007, 08:53 AM

my consistent bi-weekly puking is a self inflicted accomplishment.

LAJ · 06-13-2007, 08:55 AM

Well I guess you make up for me Airek LOL...

Hammer · 06-13-2007, 08:57 AM

You realize you just threw down a challenge for Internext, right?

LAJ · 06-13-2007, 08:59 AM

Heh... I've had so many challenges posed to me over the years. I know my limitations.

buran · 06-13-2007, 09:03 AM

Ah hahaha, I was sharing a room with _Oz_ back in like, 1999, got totally trashed and came back to the room. I ended up puking all over the bathroom the last night. God it was awful. I left a wad of cash as a tip for the cleanup lady and locked the door.

Peaches · 06-13-2007, 09:07 AM

I usually only puke about once ever few years. Last time was about a year ago. After talking to my doctor about it, he's pretty sure I had food poisoning but since I was WAY too sick to get the doctor, I suffered alone - well, 3 dogs and a cat wondering WTF was going on!

Every 15 minutes I was sick for 12 hours. Then when I realized no matter what I put in was going to come back out in record time, I started playing around with drinks (yeah, OK, I was a little delirious at that point....). Orange soda, some kind of bright green Mexican lime soda, cranberry juice - it was all I had for entertainment since I was in the guest room and the only TV I can get there are the 3 major stations in Chattanooga TN ;)

BTW, they sure do advertise a LOT of mobile home sale places on late night Chattanooga TV!!

Doctor gave me some medicine to keep around should it happen again.

Hammer · 06-13-2007, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by LAJ

Heh... I've had so many challenges posed to me over the years. I know my limitations.

I have one word for you. Roofie.

seeric · 06-13-2007, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by LAJ

Well I guess you make up for me Airek LOL...

i've mastered the hangover puke. i'm not sure i could handle that clam puking thing man. that flu like food poisoning puking is a whole diff ballgame.

Hammer · 06-13-2007, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Every 15 minutes I was sick for 12 hours.

I guess the illness also gave you the ability to bend time?

The Walrus · 06-13-2007, 09:10 AM

This is the only person I see on GFY that has the intellect and brainpower to run such a site. That and the fact that he is the one that constantly posts links to the site for the most part. It's to the point of smapping the URL.

A1R3K, please say it isn't so.

SxDx · 06-13-2007, 09:15 AM

that's actually pretty impressive

tranza · 06-13-2007, 09:15 AM

Do you actually know the day you last puked????????

kristin · 06-13-2007, 09:18 AM

You have always been so proud of this ...

Peaches · 06-13-2007, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hammer

I guess the illness also gave you the ability to bend time?

Hey, it can happen

Correction: For 12 hours, I was puking every 15 minutes. And watching bad TV - not sure what was worse

I DID lose weight!!

pr0 · 06-13-2007, 09:22 AM

good job LAJ, now someones going to slip syrup of ipecac into a jager bomb for ya!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KghzMaaJPRE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KghzMaaJPRE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KghzMaaJPRE

fr0gman · 06-13-2007, 09:26 AM

Congratulations????

Danny_C · 06-13-2007, 09:26 AM

I rarely throw up, and haven't in years... but there have been a couple blemishes in my record. Alcohol related.

LAJ · 06-13-2007, 09:27 AM

The date was easy for me to remember... cuz as the years went by and I realized I had stood the test of time of not spitting chunks I had to think back to when it actually happened. You really don't forget your first horrible case of food poisoning coupled with a cross country family road trip... Friday the 13th 1980.

LAJ · 06-13-2007, 09:28 AM

Damn there are some funny responses here.

And skip the roofie unless a blow job is part of it (me being on the receiving end).

Otherwise I'll sic Bernstein on you.

ronaldo · 06-13-2007, 09:41 AM

If I'm sick enough to throw up, I usually feel a lot better after doing so.

What would stop me from puking would be the thought of cleaning it up after if I missed the toilet. But that's why I got married.

DatingGold · 06-13-2007, 09:41 AM

haha thats pretty good, you must be really scared of puking

06-13-2007, 08:50 AM	#1
LAJ Gingerific Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Austin Posts: 5,567	27 year record... should I call Ripley's or Guinness? Today marks the 27 year anniversary of the last time I puked. Yes, no lie. Caught wicked food poisoning on this day in 1980 at a Ho Jo's eating what seemed my weight in fried clams (I was 11) while on vacation with my family and pretty much said, this shit isn't for me after a night of baptizing my parents hotel room. Part phobia, part pepto, part willpower, part luck... 27 years later my record stands up. Yeah I've had the flu, yeah I've been drunk plenty of times and yeah I've had other cases of mild food poisoning since that fateful day... but the dozens of times I could have been sick, and I've come DAMN close, it just didn't happen. So please drink a shot of bile in my honor __________________ YNOT.com - The original industry resource email jay at ynot dot com or skype LAJConsulting

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LAJ Gingerific Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Austin Posts: 5,567	Heh... I've had so many challenges posed to me over the years. I know my limitations. __________________ YNOT.com - The original industry resource email jay at ynot dot com or skype LAJConsulting

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buran Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: how'd I get here? Posts: 264	Ah hahaha, I was sharing a room with _Oz_ back in like, 1999, got totally trashed and came back to the room. I ended up puking all over the bathroom the last night. God it was awful. I left a wad of cash as a tip for the cleanup lady and locked the door. __________________ [this signature intentionally left blank]

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I usually only puke about once ever few years. Last time was about a year ago. After talking to my doctor about it, he's pretty sure I had food poisoning but since I was WAY too sick to get the doctor, I suffered alone - well, 3 dogs and a cat wondering WTF was going on! Every 15 minutes I was sick for 12 hours. Then when I realized no matter what I put in was going to come back out in record time, I started playing around with drinks (yeah, OK, I was a little delirious at that point....). Orange soda, some kind of bright green Mexican lime soda, cranberry juice - it was all I had for entertainment since I was in the guest room and the only TV I can get there are the 3 major stations in Chattanooga TN ;) BTW, they sure do advertise a LOT of mobile home sale places on late night Chattanooga TV!! Doctor gave me some medicine to keep around should it happen again.

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LAJ Gingerific Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Austin Posts: 5,567	The date was easy for me to remember... cuz as the years went by and I realized I had stood the test of time of not spitting chunks I had to think back to when it actually happened. You really don't forget your first horrible case of food poisoning coupled with a cross country family road trip... Friday the 13th 1980. __________________ YNOT.com - The original industry resource email jay at ynot dot com or skype LAJConsulting

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LAJ Gingerific Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Austin Posts: 5,567	Damn there are some funny responses here. And skip the roofie unless a blow job is part of it (me being on the receiving end). Otherwise I'll sic Bernstein on you. __________________ YNOT.com - The original industry resource email jay at ynot dot com or skype LAJConsulting

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ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	If I'm sick enough to throw up, I usually feel a lot better after doing so. What would stop me from puking would be the thought of cleaning it up after if I missed the toilet. But that's why I got married. Last edited by ronaldo; 06-13-2007 at 09:42 AM..

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