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08-28-2002, 03:12 AM
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theking of trailer parks
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Blonde Horse Back Rider
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a frim grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when...... The Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut off the horse! |
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08-28-2002, 03:50 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Australia
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It's spelt "humour" in the civilized world, fool!
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08-28-2002, 03:58 AM
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Drunk and Unruly
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Probably the same place where I get all of my cheques? |
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08-28-2002, 09:05 AM
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theking of trailer parks
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08-28-2002, 09:06 AM
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Registered User
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Location: www.whataboutbob.com
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08-28-2002, 09:08 AM
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08-28-2002, 09:08 AM
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Their freakish and utterly unnecessary use of the letter "u" creeps me out.
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I like pie. |
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08-28-2002, 09:15 AM
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Location: Canada
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Americans can't spell worth a damn....
tv, computers, and spell checkers have rotted their brains |
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08-28-2002, 09:33 AM
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If this isn't civilized, I don't know what is.....
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08-28-2002, 02:40 PM
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theking of trailer parks
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