Things that kill me on GFY. - GoFuckYourself.com

AM Jeff · 06-11-2007, 08:34 AM

1. People looking for new sponsors.
Hello..look at the sponsors advertising on gfy. People pay good money to advertise on the boards. Their programs must convert. because if they didn't and didn't make any money, they wouldn't be advertising on GFY or anyplace else.
If that doesn't work, every thread..there are tons of people, sig whoring their sites.

[B]2. Fans signs.
Like who gives a fuck. Girls holding up signs, saying they love this site or that site. Who cares? I bet the surfer could give a rats ass. Hell, let Juicy do some fan signs. Juicy holding up fan signs, saying he wanks off to gay porn or a tranny site would be classic..lmao I say this because Juicy is a post whore. Why not make him a fansign whore too?

3. Looking for designers.
God, everyday there are like 10 threads where people are looking for a designer.
How hard is it to look in a thread and message one of them, your liking and see if they are free?[ Some of us post all day long in here./B]

4> Spam me content providers.
How hard is it to go to the buy and sell forums?

5. Spam me traffic programs.
See above.

6. When I do get people off GFY what want design work done.
They tell me they are unemployed and are willing to give me 50% of the profits off their sites. If I did that to everyone. I would be broke as shit and also be a partner in over 20,000 websites. Only to get fucked by the owners that won't pay. The way I see it. If they don't have the money to pay in the beginning..They are gonna pay when the project is done. I mean, I'll work with anyone..but damn.

7. Would you hit it photos.
I mean seriously, the ones that been on here for years and years..We've seen it all. It's not like we are gonna go fucking nuts over another chick who wants to make millions, becoming another one of the thousand sologirl websites out there. Most of us has seen it all and one chick is no diffent than the other.

8. People who asks, what your eating now or for dinner.
Like, who cares..are you that bored to ask. get off your ass and fix something, if your hungry.

9. people who make a announcement They are going to bed.
Well fuck..good night. You don't need our permission.

10. People who post their personal problems off here..like, "What would you do? My dad and brother are fucking my girlfriend" or "I shared my wife with 5 other men at one time and now she runs off so she can swing and be gangbanged by thousands of men in one night".
Seriously, if your gf is that fucked up and does that. Fuck her and ditch the bitch to the curb. Do you honestly want her back after she has fucked everyone in the entire city? If she fucks your best friend..dump them both. They had no respect for you and never will.
Grow a fucking spine and move on.

11. Contest.
Who fucking cares. Unless your giving people a honest and reachable chance to win a 2008 Dodge Viper or Lincoln Navigator. Who really cares? I can go out and buy my own Plasma or HDTV, PS3, XBox 360 or whatever, in way less time than post a million times in a thread, trying to reach a certain number or be the last one to post, to win.
The time supid fucks spend posting a million times, sig whoring, trying to win something stupid. They coulda been actually working and make far more to buy the shit themselves.

12. Surfers thinking that GFY is a posting forum to show off their ugly ass wife and they can't even get the link right to begin with.

!3. Designers that post in threads where people are looking for a designer. But yet, their portfolio pages doesn't show any work and nothing works on it.
Seriously, wonder why your not working? Fix your own shit before telling people how great of a designer you are. I mean seriously, it makes you look bad.

14. People who spam their sites and post links like this " www(dot)whatever(dot)com"
Post the fucking link right and move on. Seriously, if you want people to look at your shit. Post it right. People aren't gonna type in all that dot shit. They wanna click on it and go.

Anyone else has anything that is really annoying on GFY to share?

MetaMan · 06-11-2007, 08:36 AM

People who take message boards way to seriously and actually spend time basically writing a novel about whats wrong with them.

wyldworx · 06-11-2007, 08:37 AM

nope. you pretty much summed it up.

AM Jeff · 06-11-2007, 08:37 AM

People who take time to even read the thread?

royaljelly2 · 06-11-2007, 08:39 AM

LOL wow yeah...you have some valid points ;)

Sarah_Jayne · 06-11-2007, 08:41 AM

So, what do you actually like about the board because you pretty much hit on every aspect of the board.

ContentSHOOTER · 06-11-2007, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AM Jeff

People who take time to even read the thread?

Oh you forgot all the fucking gatherings, love looking at these assclowns with their tongues hanging out, flashing there fucking badass hand signs

LauraLee · 06-11-2007, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

So, what do you actually like about the board because you pretty much hit on every aspect of the board.

I had the same curiosity..

CDSmith · 06-11-2007, 08:46 AM

Wipe all those threads out and you'd be left with a grand total of about 4 threads per day.

Good plan. :D

AM Jeff · 06-11-2007, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER

Oh you forgot all the fucking gatherings, love looking at these assclowns with their tongues hanging out, flashing there fucking badass hand signs

Yeah, I love the assclowns that think they are gangstas. It's looks so bad..it's just wrong.
It's, kinda like going into Walmart in the summertime and seeing all the people dressed in shit they have no business dressing in or some of the awful colors that don't match. Fat chicks wearing spandex. Bone ugly chicks that think they are god's gift to men..lol

Achmed · 06-11-2007, 08:56 AM

mr jeff would you like to buy some falafel?

Sosa · 06-11-2007, 08:57 AM

lol poor you

gfy is gfy and will always be this way

Achmed · 06-11-2007, 08:58 AM

mr jeff you have wasted 10 minutes of your life talking to the infidels

AM Jeff · 06-11-2007, 08:58 AM

Ill pass. I'm gonna eat me some leftover ribs for lunch.
I'm not in the mood for a "sand"wich...lol

CDSmith · 06-11-2007, 08:59 AM

Nothing wrong with a good bowel-emptying power rant now and again.

Squeeze it all out Jeff. :D

AM Jeff · 06-11-2007, 09:00 AM

kinda like how ******* does?

ContentSHOOTER · 06-11-2007, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AM Jeff

Yeah, I love the assclowns that think they are gangstas. It's looks so bad..it's just wrong.
It's, kinda like going into Walmart in the summertime and seeing all the people dressed in shit they have no business dressing in or some of the awful colors that don't match. Fat chicks wearing spandex. Bone ugly chicks that think they are god's gift to men..lol

A couple of examples

SykkBoy · 06-11-2007, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Wipe all those threads out and you'd be left with a grand total of about 4 threads per day.

Good plan. :D

...and they'd all be Paris and Britney threads...

AM Jeff · 06-11-2007, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

...and they'd all be Paris and Britney threads...

Oh yea...I forgot them.

WiredGuy · 06-11-2007, 09:08 AM

Take away all your dislikes and you're left with nothing...
WG

mikeyddddd · 06-11-2007, 09:16 AM

alredy1 · 06-11-2007, 09:19 AM

LOL
what r u waiting from gfy?

AM Jeff · 06-11-2007, 09:21 AM

Here is another thing. I just love.
Maybe not in post on GFY.
But when someone ask me to do them a freesite template and has no content, no banners, no logos, no links..no nothing.
WTF do they want me to build a template based on?

bl4h · 06-11-2007, 09:21 AM

how about the ive been scammed threads. i mean how fucking hard is it to keep yourself from getting ripped off ? Jesus H Christ.

stickyfingerz · 06-11-2007, 09:21 AM

No offense as your designs you link to look good, but your site you advertise them with isnt exactly stunning..

06-11-2007, 08:34 AM	#1
AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	Things that kill me on GFY. 1. People looking for new sponsors. Hello..look at the sponsors advertising on gfy. People pay good money to advertise on the boards. Their programs must convert. because if they didn't and didn't make any money, they wouldn't be advertising on GFY or anyplace else. If that doesn't work, every thread..there are tons of people, sig whoring their sites. [B]2. Fans signs. Like who gives a fuck. Girls holding up signs, saying they love this site or that site. Who cares? I bet the surfer could give a rats ass. Hell, let Juicy do some fan signs. Juicy holding up fan signs, saying he wanks off to gay porn or a tranny site would be classic..lmao I say this because Juicy is a post whore. Why not make him a fansign whore too? 3. Looking for designers. God, everyday there are like 10 threads where people are looking for a designer. How hard is it to look in a thread and message one of them, your liking and see if they are free?[ Some of us post all day long in here./B] 4> Spam me content providers. How hard is it to go to the buy and sell forums? 5. Spam me traffic programs. See above. 6. When I do get people off GFY what want design work done. They tell me they are unemployed and are willing to give me 50% of the profits off their sites. If I did that to everyone. I would be broke as shit and also be a partner in over 20,000 websites. Only to get fucked by the owners that won't pay. The way I see it. If they don't have the money to pay in the beginning..They are gonna pay when the project is done. I mean, I'll work with anyone..but damn. 7. Would you hit it photos. I mean seriously, the ones that been on here for years and years..We've seen it all. It's not like we are gonna go fucking nuts over another chick who wants to make millions, becoming another one of the thousand sologirl websites out there. Most of us has seen it all and one chick is no diffent than the other. 8. People who asks, what your eating now or for dinner. Like, who cares..are you that bored to ask. get off your ass and fix something, if your hungry. 9. people who make a announcement They are going to bed. Well fuck..good night. You don't need our permission. 10. People who post their personal problems off here..like, "What would you do? My dad and brother are fucking my girlfriend" or "I shared my wife with 5 other men at one time and now she runs off so she can swing and be gangbanged by thousands of men in one night". Seriously, if your gf is that fucked up and does that. Fuck her and ditch the bitch to the curb. Do you honestly want her back after she has fucked everyone in the entire city? If she fucks your best friend..dump them both. They had no respect for you and never will. Grow a fucking spine and move on. 11. Contest. Who fucking cares. Unless your giving people a honest and reachable chance to win a 2008 Dodge Viper or Lincoln Navigator. Who really cares? I can go out and buy my own Plasma or HDTV, PS3, XBox 360 or whatever, in way less time than post a million times in a thread, trying to reach a certain number or be the last one to post, to win. The time supid fucks spend posting a million times, sig whoring, trying to win something stupid. They coulda been actually working and make far more to buy the shit themselves. 12. Surfers thinking that GFY is a posting forum to show off their ugly ass wife and they can't even get the link right to begin with. !3. Designers that post in threads where people are looking for a designer. But yet, their portfolio pages doesn't show any work and nothing works on it. Seriously, wonder why your not working? Fix your own shit before telling people how great of a designer you are. I mean seriously, it makes you look bad. 14. People who spam their sites and post links like this " www(dot)whatever(dot)com" Post the fucking link right and move on. Seriously, if you want people to look at your shit. Post it right. People aren't gonna type in all that dot shit. They wanna click on it and go. Anyone else has anything that is really annoying on GFY to share? __________________ Feel the Rage Motherfucker. It's Coming Soon to a Browser near you.

06-11-2007, 08:37 AM	#4
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06-11-2007, 08:46 AM	#9
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06-11-2007, 08:58 AM	#13
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06-11-2007, 08:36 AM	#2
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	People who take message boards way to seriously and actually spend time basically writing a novel about whats wrong with them.

06-11-2007, 08:37 AM	#3
wyldworx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: oz-trailer Posts: 5,144	nope. you pretty much summed it up.

06-11-2007, 08:39 AM	#5
royaljelly2 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,034	LOL wow yeah...you have some valid points ;)

06-11-2007, 08:41 AM	#6
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	So, what do you actually like about the board because you pretty much hit on every aspect of the board.

06-11-2007, 08:57 AM	#12
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	lol poor you gfy is gfy and will always be this way

06-11-2007, 08:59 AM	#15
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Nothing wrong with a good bowel-emptying power rant now and again. Squeeze it all out Jeff. :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

06-11-2007, 09:00 AM	#16
AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	kinda like how ******* does? __________________ Feel the Rage Motherfucker. It's Coming Soon to a Browser near you.

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06-11-2007, 09:19 AM	#22
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06-11-2007, 09:21 AM	#23
AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	Here is another thing. I just love. Maybe not in post on GFY. But when someone ask me to do them a freesite template and has no content, no banners, no logos, no links..no nothing. WTF do they want me to build a template based on? __________________ Feel the Rage Motherfucker. It's Coming Soon to a Browser near you.

06-11-2007, 09:21 AM	#24
bl4h Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,282	how about the ive been scammed threads. i mean how fucking hard is it to keep yourself from getting ripped off ? Jesus H Christ.

06-11-2007, 09:21 AM	#25
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,984	No offense as your designs you link to look good, but your site you advertise them with isnt exactly stunning..