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everestcash · 06-07-2007, 02:20 PM

Old but funny:

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read and It say "Polish Remover."

nAtuRaLbEautY · 06-07-2007, 02:45 PM

hahahaha!i actually find the first few lines funnier!

aico · 06-07-2007, 02:47 PM

The Nagger one did it for me...

Nice joke.

Violetta · 06-07-2007, 02:50 PM

haha...... I guess?!

gimo33 · 06-07-2007, 02:52 PM

hahahaha good one!

scottybuzz · 06-07-2007, 03:08 PM

Hahaha thats great, really funny.

06-07-2007, 02:20 PM	#1
everestcash Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 2,194	Polish Remover Old but funny: A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She is going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read and It say "Polish Remover." __________________ Got solo girls/teen traffic? Promote our exclusive solo girl sites and boost your income!

06-07-2007, 02:45 PM	#2
nAtuRaLbEautY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 6,107	hahahaha!i actually find the first few lines funnier! __________________ Prime Outsourcing│offshore solutions│manual labor│staff leasing│full time employees starting at $695.00/month=managed and dedicated \| icq: 309570461 \| live chat

06-07-2007, 02:50 PM	#4
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	haha...... I guess?! __________________ M&A Queen

06-07-2007, 02:52 PM	#5
gimo33 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,599	hahahaha good one! __________________ Galleries that sells www.highendcreatives.com Avail of the $10 per gallery, promo!! Highend Designs at Low Price. Contact us now!

06-07-2007, 03:08 PM	#6
scottybuzz Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY Posts: 14,800	Hahaha thats great, really funny. __________________ $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$

06-07-2007, 02:47 PM	#3
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	The Nagger one did it for me... Nice joke.