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Old 08-26-2002, 10:16 PM   #51
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Old 08-26-2002, 10:20 PM   #52
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If it wasn't for Lensman's and our all sake, I would post llinks to this story on all boards I know, causing a worldwide boycott of McD
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Old 08-26-2002, 10:22 PM   #53
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this is really pathetic on mcdonalds part

do they realize how much contributed power the people on this board have?

if even a few peolpe get pissed off and post one of those mcdonalds chicken images on their site, hundreds of thousands of people a day will see the crap mcdonalds is
What, this?

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Old 08-26-2002, 10:24 PM   #54
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hahmike, you obviously have never been served, so why do you say how it's done.
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Old 08-27-2002, 12:07 AM   #55
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Remind me that if someone calls my name, that I should act deaf.
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Old 08-27-2002, 12:17 AM   #56
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Until we see some pictures of those lovely documents that state that you are served, this story is not true.

Have a good day.
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Old 08-27-2002, 12:24 AM   #57
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Why not retract your bet and make another one but this time the loser would have to wear the ronald mcdork custom and have a pic taken with im humming on a 14in dildo Eh?


Wonder if i could get served for saying that lol Screw it, go for it you cant get shit out of me if I don't have shit to give lol Matter of fact I was served with papers today

Freaking commissioner of the revenue is pissed at me I have to goto court the 27th of sept to answer under oath, questions pertaining to: your 2002 business licenes LOL So after they hand rape me I will not have anything to lose. well at least this was a fun post to read about lol good luck with that bet I need to lose a few 1000's lbs my dang self
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Old 08-27-2002, 12:27 AM   #58
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LMAO. Read the thread from the supposed attorney. No attorney would say of his employer: "I understand McDonalds in not the most desirable employer."

You guys did a nice job on the gag, but whichever one of you played the lawyer was definitely the weak link in the ruse.

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Old 08-27-2002, 06:59 AM   #59
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Old 08-27-2002, 07:15 AM   #60
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I have learned 2 things today:
1. People will do ANYTHING to spread their sigs across the boards.
2. Webmasters are gullible.
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Old 08-27-2002, 08:05 AM   #61
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I have learned 2 things today:
1. People will do ANYTHING to spread their sigs across the boards.
2. Webmasters are gullible.


Who gives a shit if it's fake or not, it's entertaining as hell.
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Old 08-27-2002, 08:13 AM   #62
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Man that sounds impossible.
But in the usa with it's completly fucked up laws nothing is impossible I guess.
But how in the hell can someone get sued for 1,000,000 for saying something about that company?
Everybody knows that their food and service sucks it's that simple.
Well this will cost them alot of harm.
They have no clue how many people get reached with porn.
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Old 08-27-2002, 08:19 AM   #63
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What was said to piss off McDonalds?
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Old 08-27-2002, 08:22 AM   #64
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What was said to piss off McDonalds?
Good question.
after my bad words I hope I will still be able to work for them in the future
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Old 08-27-2002, 03:59 PM   #65
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Somebody needs to pay some kid at mcdicks like double what he makes there to stick porn flyers in everyones take out/drive thru bags heh
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Old 08-27-2002, 05:29 PM   #66
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interesting thread


correct me if i'm wrong... but don't you americans have something called the first amendment?
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Old 08-27-2002, 05:33 PM   #67
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interesting thread


correct me if i'm wrong... but don't you americans have something called the first amendment?

That is correct this is why this thread is bullshit
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Old 08-27-2002, 05:34 PM   #68
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interesting thread


correct me if i'm wrong... but don't you americans have something called the first amendment?
As long as it doesn't infringe on other peoples rights or well-being, yeh. This whole "thing" supposedly revolves around gambling, haha, right.
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Old 08-27-2002, 05:41 PM   #69
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That fried chicken head, I can't stop laughing. And I'm a vegetarian.
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Old 08-27-2002, 05:41 PM   #70
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That is just plain sick.... You know Mickey D's wasn't half bad when I was a kid. Now the food is just disgusting...
I'd say it's more likely that your tastes have changed I can't even eat anything by Chef Boyardee, anymore.

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Old 08-29-2002, 03:52 PM   #71
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Smegma were's the papers?
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Old 08-29-2002, 03:55 PM   #72
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So when is burger king gonna show up on the board to take a stand agains the enemy?
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Old 08-29-2002, 04:01 PM   #73
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far too tired to be laughing this hard
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Old 08-29-2002, 04:09 PM   #74
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so does this mean i have to stop selling bangbus at the drive through?
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Old 08-29-2002, 04:10 PM   #75
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So this corporate legal advisor from one of the biggest companies in the world has some free mail service? Fuck, you'd sue Ronald McDonald because he don't give corporate mail address to their own employees!

Anyway, good post for a laugh

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Old 08-29-2002, 04:57 PM   #76
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it is bullshit...

legal papers are never delivered to hand, always to fixed address/postal box for security reasons (i.e, got the right guy).

no legal rep would yell, "HEY YO, SUCKA", laugh, then say something like "consider yourself served..." whilst shoving a package in the chest.

it is mcdonalds corporation... not average joe's home repair company.

could've been so convincing, could've been a great thread. instead he fucked it all up.
Ok I'm probably beating a dead horse here cuz I haven't read to the end of this thread yet, but process severs generally aren't legal representatives, lawyers or barristers, that would be unethical (Ethical lawyers?) for them to deliver legal notices of motion by either themselves or someone from their office, so they will either hire a private messenger service or a process server to do their dirty work for them, and yep, a lot of these little assholes just LOVE to say shit like "Consider yourself served" so they can feel all important sbout themselves then go home to their rent controlled bachelor apartment and play the Nintendo that they only have 12 more payments to make on...

I for one don't doubt the smegmeister's plight because I've been served in much the same way, except the fucking little prick followed me into the can at the Mall!
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Old 08-29-2002, 05:00 PM   #77
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Ive been served quite a few times over the years.

The most recent.

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=73137

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Old 08-29-2002, 05:04 PM   #78
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So this corporate legal advisor from one of the biggest companies in the world has some free mail service? Fuck, you'd sue Ronald McDonald because he don't give corporate mail address to their own employees!

Anyway, good post for a laugh
Finally someone else that caught on to that little tidbit. I wont ruin anyone's fun though..
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Old 08-29-2002, 05:08 PM   #79
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I was served with papers today... as I was walking out of my fucking house to my car.. some fuckwad walks up to me and yells my name, I turn to look and he shoves them in my chest, laughs, and says - consider yourself served.

Walk back inside my house, open it up... McDonalds vs. My Name and My Company Name. Defamation / Liable Suit seeking $1,000,000 IN DAMAGES!!!!

Apparently Mr. Michael didn't like the comment he was a "sperm-burping road whore".

greeeeeat. more fucking money to the blood sucking attorney.
You have to learn to keep your mouth shut, if that's the kind of stuff that comes out of it.
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Old 08-29-2002, 05:28 PM   #80
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Remind me that if someone calls my name, that I should act deaf.
that has been my policy for YEARS. i also rarely answer the door if i look through the peephole and do not recognize the person standing onthe other side
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that has been my policy for YEARS. i also rarely answer the door if i look through the peephole and do not recognize the person standing onthe other side
Hey dude Im exactly the same except sometimes I dont even open the door for people I do know.
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Old 08-29-2002, 05:37 PM   #82
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Hey dude are you losing the bet and tring to fine a way out.
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Old 08-29-2002, 06:09 PM   #83
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Michael Anthony was a t.v. lawyer many , many years ago .
As soon as the guy gave his name , I figured it had to be a joke .
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Old 08-29-2002, 06:59 PM   #84
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WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
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Old 08-29-2002, 07:13 PM   #85
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WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Part II
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Old 08-29-2002, 07:22 PM   #86
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"No, Mr. McDonald, we're not interested in seeing your 'Happy Meal', now just come along quietly and don't make us use the pepper spray..."




In other news, an unidentified fast-food icon was seen being arrested by police today for allegedly luring young adults into some bushes behind a local Schoolyard and propositioning them to let him "Dip his Mcnuggets into their Honey-Mustard sauce". When reached for comment, attorney for the alleged "Dirty Clown" Tony Michael Had this to say:


"Huh?"



Brings new meaning to "There's a little McDonald's in everyone"...

Back to you, deborah...


I am a bad, bad man and I should be disciplined...



Please?
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Old 09-03-2002, 12:50 PM   #87
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Goddamn cheap assed free server bullshit ruinallmyfunmotherfuckers...
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