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I am pretty bored, anything you would like to ask?
Ask away, I will answer if I know the answer.
Disclaimer: If you ask something you might not want to hear the honest answer, don't bother. I probably have an hour or so to kill. |
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Yeah, how did you become such dumb fucking white trash of the worst kind. Simply born that way?
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Yeah how do i handle this?
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What do you ride?
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Okay, simple question:
"What the fuck?" |
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I have another question: Even though youve been never outside your country you insist that the US is superior is THEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEESSST country in the world.
When you think about that for a few seconds dont you feel extremely stupid? |
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You have no idea who I am or what ladder of the social rung I stand on. When you achieve my level you can begin asking me questions, until then, you are nothing but Euro trash to me, and most who read your drivel.
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Also about every first world country in the world functions fine without laws making guns legal. The only exception seems to be in the US where guns are a HUGE fucking problem. Yet you act like its vice versa. When you think about that for a few seconds dont you feel extremely fucking stupid?
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But I haven't done chat rooms in 7 years or so. AOL Slingo used to rock though. |
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Oh hey, i got another?
When you stalk yet another girl and ask to take a pic with her and show those pics off on gfy dont you feel a bit silly knowing that you havent fucked any of those chicks you pretend to hand out with. Knowing they wouldnt touch you if you were the last guy on this planet? |
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What percentage of your beard would you say is female pubic hair?
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When are you going to fix your Basketball hoop?
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I own a 1968 H-D shovel that is a project bike. One of a kind. I haven't ridden her in a few years though. Really should put the motor back in.
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what ever happen to content lotto and the dude that owned it.. i forgot his name.
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hmmmm so many questions.... so little time
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What drugs have u done?
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Beyond that, I know how to read, and I have friends from all over the world that come to visit me, and there has not been one that has not told me that I live in the best place in the world. While they have been referring specifically to So Cal, it is part of the US. |
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I don't know dude... I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude... And I think everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude... And they need to take it up with me after the show... Because... [Chorus:] These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... [Verse 1 - Eminem] So I get off stage right and drop the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady. I'm the lead singer in D12 baby" They're all like "Oh my god it's him" "Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem" "I swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock" "Please Marshall please let me suck your cock" And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be This rock star shit, it's the life for me And all the other guys just despise me because [Chorus:] These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... My band [x9] [Verse 2 - Swift] You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a tour bus You don't want my autograph, yous a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with that dressing room Cuz my shit is looking smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see it's simple but All I did was read a Russell Simmons book So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map Doin' jumping jacks whilin' get whipped on my back [Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist] Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I know man find himself taking on a flick Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue ([Em:] No I had an interview not you two) You gonna be late for soundcheck Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best You know what man I'ma say something Hey yo Em ([Em:] You got something to say?!) Man no I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew When I was bout to talk right after you I swear, I swear man [Chorus:] These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... [Verse 4 - Proof] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the musics starts Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band) We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent And these guys they can find every area code ([Em:] Proof carry my bag) Bitch carry your own Can't make it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!) [Verse 5 - Bizarre] Goddammit I'm sick of this group Time for me to go solo and make some loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack Lose Yourself video I was in the back Superman video I was in the back Fuck the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions Like who's D12, how we get started (But what about Eminem?) Bitch are you retarded? Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 told me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm outta this band I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne [Eminem] Girl why cant you see your the only one for me and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name... [Chorus - Bizarre] These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha) But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... My Band [6x] Roxanne Shatan Loves me [Outro] The hottest boy band in the world... D12! [Eminem as a salsa singer] I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants And the lead singer of my band, my salsa Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa... My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance And take off their underpants, my salsa (Where'd everybody go?) |
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haha . . . good question . . . I honestly don't know. Guess I am afraid of it falling down and smashing in my fender again.
Guess I could get a fiberglass backboard next time. I had it primarily for shooting hoops with my son, and since he no longer lives here, I guess I haven't found the need. I predict sometime after I put the motor back in my project bike. |
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Mogul (Jason Martin) was the owner. He had wanted to bail from adult for several years prior to my parting company with him. He only stiuck around because I handled everything for him. When I left, he just hung it up. I had hoped that he would, if nothing else, sell me the site as I figured it would go well with my other projects. I would have loved to have gotten ahould of the database of members too. Oh well. I have no regrets leaving him and getting on board with goodgirl. Without a doubt, the best move I ever made in adult. |
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hung it up and kept the members? ouch
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It would probably be easier to list the ones I haven't done.
While I am not bragging, I have done more than the average bear. Some you have probably never heard of since they were banned by FDA. A short list: whites, reds, yellow jackets, valium, marshmellows, ludes, weed, hash, peyote, mushrooms, acid, mescaline, angel dust, THC, coke, heroin, speed, meth, crank, hash oil, honey oil. Drugs were much better back in the 60's and 70's. |
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What one thing would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
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I started riding bikes and racing motocross when I was like 15 and stopped when I turned 18. When I was 18, I got a 1942 H-D 45 c.i. flathead (total chopper: suicide shift, peanut tank, way over front end, a sissy bar that would poke someone's eye out when parked) and I never went back. I had friends that would let me ride their sportsters in my down time, and I never really felt comfortable on them. I have thought about getting a Buell or Ducati, but I may be getting too old for that. |
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I have a serious question..... You a motorcycle rider. Ever had any bad accidents?
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They were downers, like homemade ludes. We called them marshmellows because they were pretty large tablets and white. We also had M&M's that were pretty much the same but had red splotches in them.
That reminds me, we also had black beauties and dexidrine. Funny story about black beauties . . . gave some to my buddy's ex. She thought they were downers, so took a few. in reality was heavy dose of speed in each. |
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how do you feel about me getting this 50 spot?
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