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Help me choose an escort for tonght
I live in Montreal. Escorts are damn cheap here. $160 per hour gets you unlimited service, a bare bones blow job and the occasional girl that swallows.
In fact.... Montreal is Bankok North. Help me choose my ho. These are the agencies that I would call: http://www.montrealgirlsonfire.com/ http://www.magneticescorts.com/ http://www.devilishescorts.com/ http://www.myprimetimeescorts.com/ http://www.montrealxxxtase.com/main.html |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2007
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This is my friend Kurt. He is in montreal and just got off of work. He called me from his cell phone and said he was just rolling up his gloves and getting off of work in DOwntown Montreal. He snapped this picture just 5 minutes ago with his Blackberry
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and why would you have a bare bones blow job from a prostitute? getting an STD is not fun
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I dont think that Kurt is exactly what Urbanpimp is looking for lol
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Damn those girls are pretty cheap. And hot !
The prices for ours are rediculous... |
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not what i am looking for.........
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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![]() I could have fun with those boobies... ![]() |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Ok, I dont know shit about escorts, what does GFE and PSE stand for?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Yep I could do the same
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PSE - Pornstar Experience (not sure on this one)
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Galleries that sells www.highendcreatives.com Avail of the $10 per gallery, promo!! Highend Designs at Low Price. Contact us now!
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isn't that SALIHMAOHF?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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They should just call it STD Experience...
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I need a beer
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Some hot looking ladies..too many to choose from
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Galleries that sells www.highendcreatives.com Avail of the $10 per gallery, promo!! Highend Designs at Low Price. Contact us now!
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SAFE GFE: SAFE GIRLFRIEND EXPEREINCE: FS- Full Service (Intercourse-always covered) CBJ- Covered Blow Job (with a condom) DATY-Dining at the ?Y? (Oral on you) Digits-Use of fingers (fingering)-YMMV (your mileage may very-not every client) LK-Light Kissing (Peeks on the cheeks and body kissing) MSOG- Multiple Shots on Goal (1 release for half hour, 2 releases for the hour) GFE: TRUE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE: FS- Full Service (Intercourse-always covered) CBJ- Covered Blow Job (with a condom)-Only if the client just doesn?t seem clean enough to you. (Example: uncircumcised or pre-cum) OR BBBJ- Bare Back Blow Job (without a condom) BLS- Ball Lick Sucking (while offering BJ, make sure to play/lick/suck his balls)-Don?t have to offer this, but if you do, you?ll make more regulars? DATY-Dining at the ?Y? (Oral on you) Digits-Use of fingers (fingering)-YMMV (your mileage may very-not every client) LK-Light Kissing (Peeks on the cheeks and body kissing)-Only if the client just doesn?t seem clean enough to you. (Example: Yellow teeth, bad breath, dirty moustache?etc) DFK-Deep French Kissing (full fledge make-out session)- Don?t have to offer this, but if you do, you?ll make more regulars? LFK-Light French Kissing (some tongue not full fledge Make out session) MSOG- Multiple Shots on Goal (1 release for half hour, 2 releases for the hour) PSE: PORNSTAR EXPERENCE: FS- Full Service (Intercourse-always covered) BBBJTCIM- Bare Back Blow Job Take Cum In Mouth (always-if you don?t feel comfortable with offering this service, then you should explain to you client the chemistry between the two of you is just not there, but your willing to offer in either: Safe GFE or GFE) BLS- Ball Lick Sucking (while offering BJ, make sure to play/lick/suck his balls) DATY-Dining at the ?Y? (Oral on you) Digits-Use of fingers (fingering)-YMMV (your mileage may very-not every client) DFK-Deep French Kissing (full fledge make-out session) MSOG- Multiple Shots on Goal (1 release for half hour, 2 releases for the hour) Facials- Client releases on your face Pearl Necklaces- Client releases on your neck, and chest Russian- Titty Fuck Tea Baggin- You lay on the bed, while a client drops is balls in your mouth Rimming- Licking of the anus (your can offer it to them - or allow it) |
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8.8.8.8
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i got some a couple nights ago...call this number
180$/hour full service gfe 240$/hour with 2 guys 808 7978
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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girlfriend experience, wtf, I liked to stick baseball batts in my last GF's ass, is that covered in GFE? ^^
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8.8.8.8
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btw im dead serious urbanpimp...call the number, montreal only
you wont be disappointed with the women
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Galleries that sells www.highendcreatives.com Avail of the $10 per gallery, promo!! Highend Designs at Low Price. Contact us now!
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Outside looking in.
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So the girl just left.
Single mommy, new to the business. Blonde, 19 years old, really cute and very enthousiastic. Check her out....... http://www.candysdelights.com/kristy.php |
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(felis madjewicus)
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Definately Leah from Devilish escorts... that shit looks gooooood...
i wish i had 160 an hour bitches that looked like that around here... |
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www.montrealescorts.com chill guy
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Great info thanks
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hahah "complete debutante" I love it
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Show Yer Tits!
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Canadian girls are usually a good time... Probably can't go wrong.
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I will only use escorts that come recommended from a secret society of guys who bareback them. By luck and because I make porn movies, I made it into this group and we share info on what girls do what, how much, but it's always bareback.
You would be horrified to know how many girls are willing to take a strangers cum inside her pussy for $100 or so extra. Playing with fire I know, but I'm hooked. Bareback sex is my crack. |
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
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so how was she?
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So Fucking Banned
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Buyer’s Beware : Warning Of Potential Bait & Switch Providers
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who has not been a victim of “Bait & Switch” (B&S) providers? Lured by appealing descriptions or by hot pics on a website, it’s always very frustrating to find out that these descriptions or photos are just fakes and that you’ve just been screwed. As a rule, when someone looks to good to be true, comes flashing out as a hot model directly from a fashion magazine, and has no credible reviews other than probable shills, it’s most certainly B&S. I’ve been astonished to find that there is a LOT of info on MERB about a surprizingly high number of potential B&S providers. However, not many members, newbies in particular, seem to take time to do a good research. For that reason, not many days go by without someone “discovering” the same B&S providers. Others take the bait and post their deception afterward, only to discover that it was already discussed in other threads before. I’ve done a little research and came up with a very large number of threads on the subject. You’ll find in my following post a list of links to relevant MERB threads exposing either obvious or potential B&S cases, grouped by agency or “directory” links. Many of those subject websites are cross-referenced, just reinforcing in my opinion the suspicion of B&S. Take a good look and judge by yourself the evidences. I’m providing this without prejudice to anyone and I hope this compendium of links can be useful. I’ve excluded some of the most controversial threads, specially those shifting away from the subject. If there are errors or omissions in the list, feel free to correct or update the information and add other links based on your own researches and experiences. Lion Heart |
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its not a gay service, i meant if you had a friend with you...it costs a little more to service you both...
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I cut and pasted the urls in this thread. I'll be up in Montreal this summer and some of those $160 girls look cute! Cute girls like that want $300/hr. in South Florida
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The question is do they really send you the girl in those pics or a look alike? You might wanna check the girls on the review sites and see what people say about them b4 dialing the number!
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These sites pretty much all look as if it there were run and operated by the same pimp! |
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So basically you fucked a complete loser in the game of life? |
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GFY'S #1 retard
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Who the fuck has to PAY to fuck a 19 year old single mom?!?!!?!?
You'd have to pay ME to stick my dick in her, even then I'd double bag it and finish with a punch right to her loser-factory ovaries |
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