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steffie · 08-25-2002, 01:55 PM

I Am A Bad American George Carlin Speaks Out...

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks.I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level-governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.

I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where does he get his money & why is he always part of the problem and not the solution?

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy tail through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpson's, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my butt through a long winter?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation of the world for the next four years.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.

I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know.

Sincerely,
George Carlin

Martin · 08-25-2002, 01:57 PM

Is that you on the wifetraders.com tour? hehe..

Pornwolf · 08-25-2002, 01:58 PM

I have liked this guy since I was a 5 year old.

steffie · 08-25-2002, 02:03 PM

Me on Wifetrader.com? he he he,, what ever made you think that..

Rictor · 08-25-2002, 02:05 PM

So George Carlin is a chain letter starting idiot now?

Please forward this reply to every other moron in your AOL Buddy List.

Lane · 08-25-2002, 02:25 PM

i always liked his shows

kmanrox · 08-25-2002, 04:54 PM

would moving to bangkok constitute a bad american?

Joe Sixpack · 08-25-2002, 05:02 PM

Don't believe everything you read:

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/carlin.htm

gaby · 08-25-2002, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by steffie

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.

Pay 6 dollars for your Big Mac if you want someone to sell it to you in English. What a moron.

SpaceAce · 08-25-2002, 07:50 PM

That isn't George Carlin, it doesn't sound right.

SpaceAce

Juilioso · 08-25-2002, 08:35 PM

That shit aint Carlin, thats weak is what that is my friend. Some weak ass game, if I do say so myself.

08-25-2002, 01:55 PM	#1
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	I am a Bad American I Am A Bad American George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks.I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level-governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where does he get his money & why is he always part of the problem and not the solution? I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy tail through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpson's, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my butt through a long winter? I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation of the world for the next four years. I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know. Sincerely, George Carlin __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

08-25-2002, 02:03 PM	#4
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	Me on Wifetrader.com? he he he,, what ever made you think that.. __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

08-25-2002, 02:25 PM	#6
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	i always liked his shows __________________

08-25-2002, 04:54 PM	#7
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	would moving to bangkok constitute a bad american? __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

08-25-2002, 01:57 PM	#2
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Is that you on the wifetraders.com tour? hehe..

08-25-2002, 01:58 PM	#3
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	I have liked this guy since I was a 5 year old.

08-25-2002, 02:05 PM	#5
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	So George Carlin is a chain letter starting idiot now? Please forward this reply to every other moron in your AOL Buddy List.

08-25-2002, 05:02 PM	#8
Joe Sixpack So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 3,793	Don't believe everything you read: http://www.snopes.com/language/document/carlin.htm

08-25-2002, 07:50 PM	#10
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	That isn't George Carlin, it doesn't sound right. SpaceAce

08-25-2002, 08:35 PM	#11
Juilioso Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: TX Posts: 47	That shit aint Carlin, thats weak is what that is my friend. Some weak ass game, if I do say so myself.