Any cool sponsors out there that arent banned? - GoFuckYourself.com

Onehelluvanoize · 08-25-2002, 06:28 AM

Hi ppl.
Im looking for a well converting sponsor (niche: babes/teens) that isn't banned on the big TGP's and preferably one that can also offer me some advice in getting the most traffic from my galleries to the sponsor in an honest way...I had my gallery listed on thumbzilla, bout 4K visitors yet but not 1 fucking click to the sponsor...Hell..what am i doing wrong???
http://www.sexnowplease.com/promotio...thumbzilla.htm

Contact me if you want on icq 158720783
(username Baco)

[Labret] · 08-25-2002, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Onehelluvanoize
I had my gallery listed on thumbzilla, bout 4K visitors yet but not 1 fucking click to the sponsor

Hell..what am i doing wrong?

Nothing.

Why should they check out your sponsor when they can browse 1000 other free galleries.

B40 · 08-25-2002, 06:31 AM

Hey you can't swear on go fuck yourself. So take "fucking" out of your sig.

Onehelluvanoize · 08-25-2002, 06:38 AM

Go fuck yourself! I'm not fucking swearing am i since i fucking have placed a fucking # in stead of a fucking u in the word 'fucking'so that it fucking reads f#cking aint I. So what the fuck are you fucking talking about?

L-fucking-O-fucking-L

Now back to the fucking topic

Theo · 08-25-2002, 06:46 AM

try removing your banner and the text link and you'll get listed

gothweb · 08-25-2002, 07:23 AM

Bug me in ICQ if you'd like help promoting our program on TGPs.

Dopy · 08-25-2002, 07:30 AM

You need to link at least one thumb to your sponsor - this will balance things up nicely.

Miss Laurie · 08-25-2002, 11:23 AM

See sig. We will be releasing more content too, so look for that.

Pornwolf · 08-25-2002, 11:25 AM

You would have done better putting a Zilla's casino banner in your text link. Too many words! It just doesn't flow correctly.

To make a successful gallery it's all about the way the layout flows. If it flows correctly you will have good porno Chi energy that will spread throughout the gallery and into the surfers chakra.

This should stimulate the surfers libido enough to unbuckle his pants and stimulate his groin... but not enough to climax. The culmination of the gallery has to be focused on a central point, a desireable, memorable, love spot if you will- that catches the surfers eye and connects with him on a higher plane that moves him in a way that the rest of the gallery doesn't... it should entice him with a sense of wonder about what more does the world offer him this week, today, tonight, NOW!

It should tell him something special awaits him, nothing more is needed to give it to him than a simple gesture, a brief movement, a final motion, then all his dreams and longings shall be fufilled in ways he never thought possible! He should know there is no other way to culminate his pleasure than to make that move right at this very moment!

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In other words...Stop showing so much pink in your gallery and make sure you make a simple & central place that says CLICK HERE NOW FOR...! You gotta tell them where to click. This is the same thing I was saying in that long new age tirade I wrote above except it's to the point. Your text & form fields is the same as that long tirade, it takes too long to get to the point and is unnecassary. They want to beat off. Lead those fuckers to water. If they want to read a whole bunch of text make a Sleazy Dream style gallery. Otherwise, assume that they just want pics and keep it short and simple and out of form fields. NO MORE FORM FIELDS!

SykkBoy · 08-25-2002, 11:55 AM

Get rid of that fucking text box...what the fuck is that? just a fucking waste of space that could be better put to use by a fucking link...get ird of the banner at the bottom...it's boring and sucks...or at least put some text under that fucker...

jazz up that text link...it's too long and wouldn't excite my horny Mormon cousin who can get turned on by seeing a woman's ankle...

this gallery is perfect to get listed but shit if you actually want to make any money....

08-25-2002, 06:28 AM	#1
Onehelluvanoize Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 61	Any cool sponsors out there that arent banned? Hi ppl. Im looking for a well converting sponsor (niche: babes/teens) that isn't banned on the big TGP's and preferably one that can also offer me some advice in getting the most traffic from my galleries to the sponsor in an honest way...I had my gallery listed on thumbzilla, bout 4K visitors yet but not 1 fucking click to the sponsor...Hell..what am i doing wrong??? http://www.sexnowplease.com/promotio...thumbzilla.htm Contact me if you want on icq 158720783 (username Baco) __________________ .

08-25-2002, 06:31 AM	#3
B40 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,020	Hey you can't swear on go fuck yourself. So take "fucking" out of your sig. __________________

08-25-2002, 06:38 AM	#4
Onehelluvanoize Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 61	Go fuck yourself! I'm not fucking swearing am i since i fucking have placed a fucking # in stead of a fucking u in the word 'fucking'so that it fucking reads f#cking aint I. So what the fuck are you fucking talking about? L-fucking-O-fucking-L Now back to the fucking topic __________________ .

08-25-2002, 07:23 AM	#6
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08-25-2002, 11:23 AM	#8
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08-25-2002, 06:46 AM	#5
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	try removing your banner and the text link and you'll get listed

08-25-2002, 07:30 AM	#7
Dopy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote, Canary Islands Posts: 1,572	You need to link at least one thumb to your sponsor - this will balance things up nicely.

08-25-2002, 11:25 AM	#9
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	You would have done better putting a Zilla's casino banner in your text link. Too many words! It just doesn't flow correctly. To make a successful gallery it's all about the way the layout flows. If it flows correctly you will have good porno Chi energy that will spread throughout the gallery and into the surfers chakra. This should stimulate the surfers libido enough to unbuckle his pants and stimulate his groin... but not enough to climax. The culmination of the gallery has to be focused on a central point, a desireable, memorable, love spot if you will- that catches the surfers eye and connects with him on a higher plane that moves him in a way that the rest of the gallery doesn't... it should entice him with a sense of wonder about what more does the world offer him this week, today, tonight, NOW! It should tell him something special awaits him, nothing more is needed to give it to him than a simple gesture, a brief movement, a final motion, then all his dreams and longings shall be fufilled in ways he never thought possible! He should know there is no other way to culminate his pleasure than to make that move right at this very moment! --------------- In other words...Stop showing so much pink in your gallery and make sure you make a simple & central place that says CLICK HERE NOW FOR...! You gotta tell them where to click. This is the same thing I was saying in that long new age tirade I wrote above except it's to the point. Your text & form fields is the same as that long tirade, it takes too long to get to the point and is unnecassary. They want to beat off. Lead those fuckers to water. If they want to read a whole bunch of text make a Sleazy Dream style gallery. Otherwise, assume that they just want pics and keep it short and simple and out of form fields. NO MORE FORM FIELDS! Last edited by Pornwolf; 08-25-2002 at 11:28 AM..

08-25-2002, 11:55 AM	#10
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	Get rid of that fucking text box...what the fuck is that? just a fucking waste of space that could be better put to use by a fucking link...get ird of the banner at the bottom...it's boring and sucks...or at least put some text under that fucker... jazz up that text link...it's too long and wouldn't excite my horny Mormon cousin who can get turned on by seeing a woman's ankle... this gallery is perfect to get listed but shit if you actually want to make any money.... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”