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Old 08-25-2002, 12:35 AM   #1
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Well, of COURSE they do!

1996 -- In Toledo, Ohio, the lawyer for Robert Wheeler, who had confessed to putting a pipe bomb in his wife's car a bomb that exploded, killing her in April told reporters his client was innocent: "People blow up empty cars all the time. Who knows [the motive]? There's been no indication what his intent was."

This part is my favorite:
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"People blow up empty cars all the time."
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Old 08-25-2002, 01:15 AM   #2
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Did he really say that?

That is pretty funny. All the time...
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Old 08-25-2002, 01:16 AM   #3
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It comes from Chuck Shephards New of the Weird, so it's probably true

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Old 08-25-2002, 02:13 AM   #4
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Oh yeah.. I forgot to blow one up this week..

I'll have to catch up next week.. shitty.
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Old 08-25-2002, 02:17 AM   #5
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must be legal aid...
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Old 08-25-2002, 02:19 AM   #6
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LOL... or "LawPal"

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Old 08-25-2002, 02:27 AM   #7
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Oh yeah.. I forgot to blow one up this week..

I'll have to catch up next week.. shitty.
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Old 08-25-2002, 02:29 AM   #8
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Great defense!!

Has this guy passed the bar exam?
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Old 08-25-2002, 02:42 AM   #9
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Heh, yeah, probably on like his 16th try or something.

His client confessed. I guess the poor lawyer just didn't have much to work with

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