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| View Poll Results: How long are your bowel movements? | |||
| Short, sweet and to the point. I finish ASAP | 
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	2 | 28.57% | 
| I linger a little after I am done, but don't spend much time time on the pot | 
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	1 | 14.29% | 
| Long and relaxing. I read or whatever. It's like a break. | 
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	4 | 57.14% | 
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				Long shit; short shit
			 
			When you go take a shit, is it a quick pit stop, dump your load and move on? Or do you take your time, read, etc. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	I just got done reading probably 3000 words of today's newspaper whilst shitting and pissing. It's the only way I ever make time for the newspaper, so I am, a long shitter!  | 
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		 Normally, when i don't take anything in to read, it takes ages. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	Yet when i go in with a mazagine, i'm over and done with in 2 seconds...  | 
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		 a little over a foot 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 I'd say I linger a little, I've never been into reading while shitting...but my phone has iTunes on it so I take it in there with me and listen to music to pass the time... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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