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View Poll Results: How long are your bowel movements? | |||
Short, sweet and to the point. I finish ASAP |
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2 | 28.57% |
I linger a little after I am done, but don't spend much time time on the pot |
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1 | 14.29% |
Long and relaxing. I read or whatever. It's like a break. |
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4 | 57.14% |
Voters: 7. You may not vote on this poll |
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#1 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Republic of Barebackistan
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Long shit; short shit
When you go take a shit, is it a quick pit stop, dump your load and move on? Or do you take your time, read, etc.
I just got done reading probably 3000 words of today's newspaper whilst shitting and pissing. It's the only way I ever make time for the newspaper, so I am, a long shitter! ![]() |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Normally, when i don't take anything in to read, it takes ages.
Yet when i go in with a mazagine, i'm over and done with in 2 seconds... ![]() |
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Tampa
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always can tell when school is out lol
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry
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a little over a foot
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#5 |
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: "Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back? Pickin' on lil' Joe Dirt?"
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I'd say I linger a little, I've never been into reading while shitting...but my phone has iTunes on it so I take it in there with me and listen to music to pass the time...
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