Long shit; short shit
 

When you go take a shit, is it a quick pit stop, dump your load and move on? Or do you take your time, read, etc.

I just got done reading probably 3000 words of today's newspaper whilst shitting and pissing. It's the only way I ever make time for the newspaper, so I am, a long shitter!:thumbsup

Normally, when i don't take anything in to read, it takes ages.

Yet when i go in with a mazagine, i'm over and done with in 2 seconds... :mad:

always can tell when school is out lol

a little over a foot:thumbsup

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-.../giantturd.jpg

my bad you were looking for a time measurment:upsidedow

I'd say I linger a little, I've never been into reading while shitting...but my phone has iTunes on it so I take it in there with me and listen to music to pass the time...:thumbsup

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh In this case, just juvenile thoughts. I'm in the industry, but the though just occurred to me. perfect GFY:321GFY topic actually.

Yeah I was!:Oh crap kinda funny tho.:1orglaugh