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viki · 05-25-2007, 02:37 PM

and then all the condo workers come over and pretend like they have to urgently fix stuff until the pizza comes?

i'll be cutting those slices into thirds, bitches.

Wizzo · 05-25-2007, 02:39 PM

what is a gaurd?

woj · 05-25-2007, 02:39 PM

I don't get it either :-/

viki · 05-25-2007, 02:39 PM

a gaurd is a drunk guard.

donkevlar · 05-25-2007, 02:40 PM

Do you live in a castle?

stickyfingerz · 05-25-2007, 02:52 PM

You didnt invite me for any pizza Viki.

As many bruised nipples Drew has given me I at least deserve a slice or two.

rapmaster · 05-25-2007, 02:54 PM

The condo guard - he usaually mans the drawbridge and monitors the moat

baddog · 05-25-2007, 02:54 PM

I have no idea what this thread is about.

BVF · 05-25-2007, 03:06 PM

I wave at my guard and that's about it....Matter of fact, just did it less than 15 minutes ago when I came in.

Monique Niccole · 05-25-2007, 03:12 PM

Your guard must be hot. That's the only reason I can see for you inviting him in for "pizza".

Phoenix · 05-25-2007, 03:14 PM

i dont have a guard

just keep a loaded gun near your bed and in the kitchen and where you sit for work....no worries

edit:i dont have any guns..damn it..just dreams

Pricelessprod · 05-25-2007, 03:16 PM

I invited my guard over one time and we got stoned.....

Sly · 05-25-2007, 03:23 PM

Dude you never invite me for pizza. Bitch!

Varius · 05-25-2007, 03:44 PM

I'll pass on your pizza

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The Heron · 05-25-2007, 04:26 PM

I offer my security beer when I come in with a case, sadly they can't drink on duty haha

viki · 05-25-2007, 04:52 PM

well, my first experience with drunken posting was a dumb one. in the future, i think i'll refrain.

justinsain · 05-25-2007, 04:52 PM

I don't have a guard where I live but this reminded me of the time some friends and I were in the Keys and we went out drinking and to be safe we called a taxi to drive us around. We talked the taxi driver into having a drink with us at this one bar and then he had another and another. At the end of the night we had to get a taxi for our taxi driver

tranza · 05-25-2007, 05:29 PM

Not really....

Lee · 05-26-2007, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

what is a gaurd?

jimb · 05-26-2007, 02:02 AM

Shawn & I got our guard a bottle of Bacardi for Christmas last year...

The next time we saw him was about 3 days later...empty bottle of Bacardi in hand and hung over like crazy

From then on we just stick to giving him cash presents

Jim

JP513 · 05-26-2007, 02:18 AM

My guard is an aspiring porn model. I gave her some good shit

and she let me suck her nipples.

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justinsain Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,374	I don't have a guard where I live but this reminded me of the time some friends and I were in the Keys and we went out drinking and to be safe we called a taxi to drive us around. We talked the taxi driver into having a drink with us at this one bar and then he had another and another. At the end of the night we had to get a taxi for our taxi driver

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