ever invite your gaurd over for pizza...
 

and then all the condo workers come over and pretend like they have to urgently fix stuff until the pizza comes?

i'll be cutting those slices into thirds, bitches.

what is a gaurd?

I don't get it either :-/

a gaurd is a drunk guard. :)

Do you live in a castle?

You didnt invite me for any pizza Viki. :Oh crap As many bruised nipples Drew has given me I at least deserve a slice or two. :disgust :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The condo guard - he usaually mans the drawbridge and monitors the moat

I have no idea what this thread is about.

I wave at my guard and that's about it....Matter of fact, just did it less than 15 minutes ago when I came in.

Your guard must be hot. That's the only reason I can see for you inviting him in for "pizza". :winkwink:

i dont have a guard

just keep a loaded gun near your bed and in the kitchen and where you sit for work....no worries



edit:i dont have any guns..damn it..just dreams

I invited my guard over one time and we got stoned.....

Dude you never invite me for pizza. Bitch!

I'll pass on your pizza :1orglaugh

BANG BANG BANG

I offer my security beer when I come in with a case, sadly they can't drink on duty haha

well, my first experience with drunken posting was a dumb one. in the future, i think i'll refrain.

I don't have a guard where I live but this reminded me of the time some friends and I were in the Keys and we went out drinking and to be safe we called a taxi to drive us around. We talked the taxi driver into having a drink with us at this one bar and then he had another and another. At the end of the night we had to get a taxi for our taxi driver :1orglaugh

Not really....

Shawn & I got our guard a bottle of Bacardi for Christmas last year...

The next time we saw him was about 3 days later...empty bottle of Bacardi in hand and hung over like crazy :1orglaugh

From then on we just stick to giving him cash presents :)

Jim

My guard is an aspiring porn model. I gave her some good shit:rasta and she let me suck her nipples.