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Trenton · 08-24-2002, 10:32 AM

I was in the basement working out,when my daughter and her friend came running down yelling "Somethings wrong with the dog".
I ran upstairs and the dogs just lying there chewing on a toy.I asked "what's wrong with him?"

They said "Look" and rolled him over,still didn't see anything.My daughter said "it was there a minute ago".

"What was?" I asked.

"This red thing was sticking out of his private,where'd it go?"

I laughed,"That's his boner,just rub it,it'll pop back out",I said and went back downstairs.

About an hour later I emerged from the basement to find the kids STILL playing "Rub-a-dub" with the dog's dick.Only there were 3 other kids in the house,5 total.I said,"Just make sure you take him out to pee when you're done".

Goofy ass kids.

GFED · 08-24-2002, 10:35 AM

Gary · 08-24-2002, 10:35 AM

got any pics?

SilverTab · 08-24-2002, 10:40 AM

Yeah hope you took pix....I need some kiddie/beast content for my new site...

On a serious note, if you weren't kidding, maybe you should seek some

or perhaps join them so you can all masturbate the dog...seems to be a family activity for you....

jammyjenkins · 08-24-2002, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trenton
I was in the basement working out,when my daughter and her friend came running down yelling "Somethings wrong with the dog".
I ran upstairs and the dogs just lying there chewing on a toy.I asked "what's wrong with him?"

They said "Look" and rolled him over,still didn't see anything.My daughter said "it was there a minute ago".

"What was?" I asked.

"This red thing was sticking out of his private,where'd it go?"

I laughed,"That's his boner,just rub it,it'll pop back out",I said and went back downstairs.

About an hour later I emerged from the basement to find the kids STILL playing "Rub-a-dub" with the dog's dick.Only there were 3 other kids in the house,5 total.I said,"Just make sure you take him out to pee when you're done".

Goofy ass kids.

why would you tell your daughter to rub your dogs dick?

FlyingIguana · 08-24-2002, 10:45 AM

wait till all the kids tell their parents what they did at your place today heh

quiet · 08-24-2002, 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by jammyjenkins

why would you tell your daughter to rub your dogs dick?

practice?

Fletch XXX · 08-24-2002, 10:46 AM

Schwick · 08-24-2002, 11:25 AM

Red rocket, red rocket!!!

mjrools23 · 08-24-2002, 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by Gary
got any pics?

MadCat · 08-24-2002, 11:30 AM

that was funny

Rex · 08-24-2002, 11:37 AM

we used to rub my dogs crotch on the face of the neighborhood retard until the red thing popped out when i was a kid

jammyjenkins · 08-24-2002, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by Rex
we used to rub my dogs crotch on the face of the neighborhood retard until the red thing popped out when i was a kid

croth?

sounds religious

Gary · 08-24-2002, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by Rex
we used to rub my dogs crotch on the face of the neighborhood retard until the red thing popped out when i was a kid

I did not appreciate that at all

playa · 08-24-2002, 12:12 PM

i remember when i was 7 years old and this guy was stroking his dog's dick,, i said why you doing that? and he replied cuz the dog likes it,,

well it took me years later for me to understand what was really going on

TheFLY · 08-24-2002, 12:14 PM

Back when people lived in nature among animals there was no need for sex-education class LOL

RW316 · 08-24-2002, 12:14 PM

hahah
that is funny as hell...

i remembered the dog living in my apartment humping a teddy bear

TheFLY · 08-24-2002, 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by playa
i remember when i was 7 years old and this guy was stroking his dog's dick,, i said why you doing that? and he replied cuz the dog likes it,,

well it took me years later for me to understand what was really going on

He wanted to mollest you? LOL

nocostporn · 08-24-2002, 12:16 PM

ahaha fake story or not,that would be something I would tell some kids to do...I guess I'm a sick fuck

jammyjenkins · 08-24-2002, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by RW316
hahah
that is funny as hell...

i remembered the dog living in my apartment humping a teddy bear

our dog used to hump the rabbit

TheFLY · 08-24-2002, 12:17 PM

I wonder if I can attract women by stroking my dog's cock in public...

?

Morgan · 08-24-2002, 12:24 PM

go try it fly.

michaelw · 08-24-2002, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
I wonder if I can attract women by stroking my dog's cock in public...

?

kmanrox · 08-24-2002, 01:01 PM

dogs have cool 'lipstick' that grows sometimes

i like it

Slick · 08-24-2002, 01:07 PM

I don't know if it's with just my dog, but heck, his boner is lightning fast, he'll be all excited with a big stiffy one second, then a second later, it's gone without a trace, he he he.

miss^behaving · 08-24-2002, 03:11 PM

ewwwww

Turboface · 08-24-2002, 03:13 PM

You're dog is a gay homosexual!

Trenton · 08-24-2002, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by Turboface
You're dog is a gay homosexual!

As are you!

DirtyDanza · 08-24-2002, 03:45 PM

sick...

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 08-24-2002, 04:46 PM

Some of you guys pay far too much attention to your dog ...

Dawgy · 08-24-2002, 06:17 PM

you encourage your kids to fondle your dog? that is sick. u could go to jail for that shit. geez..

Va2k · 08-24-2002, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by Dawgy
you encourage your kids to fondle your dog? that is sick. u could go to jail for that shit. geez..

You know I have kept to myself about you Trenton I really don't know if you are for real or just someone else char. But I will say this you are a sad excuse for a human. ANYONE that could abuse their kid or kids like that need to die. IF you really allowed this and encourage this I HOPE LIKE HELL YOU GO TO JAIL AND GET YA DUMB ASS GANG RAPED.

I spit in your face moron.....

Pathfinder · 08-24-2002, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by va2k

You know I have kept to myself about you Trenton I really don't know if you are for real or just someone else char. But I will say this you are a sad excuse for a human. ANYONE that could abuse their kid or kids like that need to die. IF you really allowed this and encourage this I HOPE LIKE HELL YOU GO TO JAIL AND GET YA DUMB ASS GANG RAPED.

I spit in your face moron.....

Come on va2K...tell him how you really feel

Va2k · 08-24-2002, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by Pathfinder

Come on va2K...tell him how you really feel

Hey you and anyone else knows my stance when it comes to kids... I swear on my life IF I ever found out that some bastard let my kid do that shit.... They wouldn't have to wait for the police I would personaly hunt their ass down cut of their pecker and slit their throat... then drag their dead beaten down body behind my car to the police station......

TheFLY · 08-24-2002, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by va2k

You know I have kept to myself about you Trenton I really don't know if you are for real or just someone else char. But I will say this you are a sad excuse for a human. ANYONE that could abuse their kid or kids like that need to die. IF you really allowed this and encourage this I HOPE LIKE HELL YOU GO TO JAIL AND GET YA DUMB ASS GANG RAPED.

I spit in your face moron.....

Sounds like you had a really bad childhood... care to share?

greentea · 08-24-2002, 08:13 PM

disturbing thread

Va2k · 08-24-2002, 08:14 PM

naw man my childhood was good it was when I joined the fire dept and became a paramedic when I was changed for life.. Seeing what a grown penis can do to a 18month old or when some loser beats the shit out of their kid cause she wouldn't quit crying and the kid dies and I had to be the one to check the babies heart and I was the one that had to see family and friends break down and cry its a cry you will never forget. Thats when my trouble began mate

JamesK · 08-24-2002, 08:16 PM

ok thats funny dude.

truewiz · 08-24-2002, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by va2k
naw man my childhood was good it was when I joined the fire dept and became a paramedic when I was changed for life.. Seeing what a grown penis can do to a 18month old or when some loser beats the shit out of their kid cause she wouldn't quit crying and the kid dies and I had to be the one to check the babies heart and I was the one that had to see family and friends break down and cry its a cry you will never forget. Thats when my trouble began mate

I'm with ya, VA2K. Some shit just is not funny and not meant to be joked about. Encouraging a child to masturbate an animal is child endangerment and violates several bestiality statutes. Anyone not seeing this as wrong needs help.

laura99 · 08-24-2002, 08:31 PM

Quit giving Rictor ideas!!! Sheesh. *hides her dog*

Deb · 08-24-2002, 08:31 PM

Va2k & Truewiz, I agree with both of you 100%! This shit is just plain sick. Trenton, you really have issues and need to seek

Trenton · 08-24-2002, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by va2k

I HOPE LIKE HELL YOU GO TO JAIL AND GET YA DUMB ASS GANG RAPED.

Homo

Turboface · 08-24-2002, 09:03 PM

Why has this been going on here recently?

Come on - We all know that this is someone that is a 'regular' here, just fucking with everyone else.

[Labret] · 08-24-2002, 09:07 PM

This is what happens when my dogs lipstick comes out.

laura99 · 08-24-2002, 09:12 PM

That's just wrong.

[Labret] · 08-24-2002, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by laura99
That's just wrong.

Dont judge me. You dont know me. OBVIOUSLY he likes it.

gripex · 08-24-2002, 09:14 PM

Un real. Kids and a dogs dick, thats not cool its WEIRD

Trenton · 08-24-2002, 10:25 PM

Thats a big cock!

XxXotic · 08-24-2002, 10:30 PM

dif'rent strokes for dif'rent folks i suppose

Gary · 08-24-2002, 10:32 PM

nothing wrong with playing with dog bones

08-24-2002, 10:32 AM	#1
Trenton Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Albany Posts: 471	Dog Boners I was in the basement working out,when my daughter and her friend came running down yelling "Somethings wrong with the dog". I ran upstairs and the dogs just lying there chewing on a toy.I asked "what's wrong with him?" They said "Look" and rolled him over,still didn't see anything.My daughter said "it was there a minute ago". "What was?" I asked. "This red thing was sticking out of his private,where'd it go?" I laughed,"That's his boner,just rub it,it'll pop back out",I said and went back downstairs. About an hour later I emerged from the basement to find the kids STILL playing "Rub-a-dub" with the dog's dick.Only there were 3 other kids in the house,5 total.I said,"Just make sure you take him out to pee when you're done". Goofy ass kids.

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Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	naw man my childhood was good it was when I joined the fire dept and became a paramedic when I was changed for life.. Seeing what a grown penis can do to a 18month old or when some loser beats the shit out of their kid cause she wouldn't quit crying and the kid dies and I had to be the one to check the babies heart and I was the one that had to see family and friends break down and cry its a cry you will never forget. Thats when my trouble began mate __________________

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