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Dog Boners
I was in the basement working out,when my daughter and her friend came running down yelling "Somethings wrong with the dog".
I ran upstairs and the dogs just lying there chewing on a toy.I asked "what's wrong with him?"
They said "Look" and rolled him over,still didn't see anything.My daughter said "it was there a minute ago".
"What was?" I asked.
"This red thing was sticking out of his private,where'd it go?"
I laughed,"That's his boner,just rub it,it'll pop back out",I said and went back downstairs.
About an hour later I emerged from the basement to find the kids STILL playing "Rub-a-dub" with the dog's dick.Only there were 3 other kids in the house,5 total.I said,"Just make sure you take him out to pee when you're done".
Goofy ass kids.
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