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05-24-2007, 10:04 PM
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I had to talk to the cops today
My friend from Ireland decided to drive down from LA to the redneckgetaway to do some sightseeing on his way down. He called me from New Mexico today, he got stopped for speeding and couldn't find his passport. They asked him where he was going he told them some hick convention in ft. lauderdale fl. for internet porn
 The cop didn't believe him, so he had to call me and find out the name of the convention and have me talk to the cop. He finally found his passport and got out of going to jail, just got a ticket. He had beer cans in his car and the cop didn't even care about that, he was just worried about him being a international terrorist! He drove till he got out of new mexico today. |
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05-24-2007, 10:06 PM
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Dayum, I hope you guys feed him with lots of good alcohol when he gets there. Sounds like needs some good stuff
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05-24-2007, 10:06 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Porn convention and empty beer cans don't mix
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05-24-2007, 10:18 PM
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Show Yer Tits!
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Gotta love honesty!
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05-24-2007, 10:23 PM
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No shit! He told the cop he was retired too, which made it even worse! He's only 30. |
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05-24-2007, 10:24 PM
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your friend is not the sharpest tool in the shed it seems
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05-24-2007, 10:31 PM
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05-24-2007, 10:50 PM
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in a van by the river
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Wait till he reaches Mississippi,Louisiana and Alabama, he's in for a joy of a ride though those states.
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05-25-2007, 05:59 AM
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Damn Rednecks!
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